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In fact, I have her edit my posts

Recently Leta spent an afternoon with my stepfather, her Grandpa Rob, at a playground where he says she was standing at the top of a slide when an older kid behind her, a boy probably around seven or eight years old, leaned down and seemed to ask her a question. Without saying a word to [...]

This was not part of the agreement

Chuck: “Inanimate objects, woman. INANIMATE.” Me: “She is not technically on your head, YOU WIMP.”

Are you happy now, MOTHER?

My mother informed me today that I’m not posting nearly enough pictures of Marlo on this website, how was she supposed to keep up with all of her tiny changes if I deprived her frequent photos? Last week Jon dared me to call her and say that Marlo had expressed disappointment that she had only [...]

Where am I?

Surprisingly, only a few dozen people have written to chastise me about the state of my masthead, most of them quick to say hey you, blogger who blogs on her Internet blog, don’t you know what month it is? Let’s just for a moment consider that I haven’t once had more than two consecutive hours [...]

Dudes, seriously

I know I am going to get a slew of hand-slapping email over this because here I am condoning something so incredibly bad for the environment, but trust me when I say that this could very well CHANGE YOUR LIFE. My mother gave this to me as gift for the nursery, a Munchkin Warm Glow [...]

Jon and Heather plus two and getting our asses kicked

How does something so small and helpless bring the entire world around her to a screeching halt? I know I was guilty of once thinking that a newborn couldn’t be that much work, right? You just go about your business when they’re taking a nap, duh. EXCEPT WHEN THEY NAP ONLY WHEN PHYSICALLY ATTACHED TO [...]

July 2009