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The House of Adorable

So my assistant Katey, the one who had her baby six weeks before I had Marlo, comes into work last week and goes, dude, you are not even going to believe this. And I was all, JOHNNY DEPP TOOK OFF HIS CLOTHES AND COOKED STROGANOFF IN YOUR KITCHEN? And she goes, no, something even more [...]

One of the Boones

This is my cousin Robert, son of my mom’s brother Danny, brother to one infamous GEORGE! who lived with us for three months back in the summer of 2007. He and his family were visiting Utah last week, so we had them over for dinner and DO YOU EVEN KNOW how awesome it is to [...]