• Anonymous

    You are awesome everyday, but this entry might be my favorite ever.

  • Rachele

    Did you see that he made a shirt “FOR MARLO, WHO HATES ME” that says “Peter Frampton thinks I’m cute”

    Too cool for words!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/dorkmaster/

  • Shanna

    I can’t tell you how many times my sister and I begged our Dad to play the “talking guitar” song AGAIN…..We LOVED that album, we loved Peter Frampton. I secretly (or maybe not so secretly) wanted to marry him.

    Marlo is beautiful…those eyes!

  • http://fullcontactfatherhood.com Playstead

    Now that is a great friggin’ story. And while I’m a few years from 45 — I’m jealous.

  • http://www.motherproof.com/ MotherProof

    If you were in any doubt before, it is now official. YOU HAVE MADE IT. Peter Frampton *hearts* your baby.

  • http://poppyinprovence.blogspot.com poppy fields

    Awesome cool!

  • http://www.ifeelyaophelia.com Jenna Jean

    Please get Kourtney to hold up a “I hate Kim’s boring ass sex tape.” sign.

  • Marlies

    LOL!

    You made my day!

    Marlo looks beautiful by the way!

    Greets form Holland,

    Marlies

  • http://jedsmommy.blogspot.com Becca

    HA! no way! He rocks for responding on twitter!

  • http://listcarworld.blogspot.com huynh tan dugn

    thanks for post.

  • http://sweetpot8o.blogspot.com kate

    I love your life. Talk about surreal.

  • http://accessingthedamage.blogspot.com Jessica

    OMG… Nearly every time I read your blog, I’m in tears from laughing so hard. Thank you, so very much. ;)

  • KRAZYKRIS71

    That is one of the coolest and craziest stories you’ve posted in a long time. Needless to say, Marlo looks just like her big sister. She is beautiful!!!!
    As for Jon, I hope he manages to come off his cloud sometime before the next century. I guess Marlo will always be the golden child now that she’s been Framptonized…poor Leta:(

  • http://notliketexas.wordpress.com Austin

    Wow, that’s a great story! But what I really wanted to say is OMG MARLO LOOKS JUST LIKE LETA! So adorable!!

  • http://twitter.com/patybortolotto Paty Bortolotto

    I just laughed my ass off. Thank you so much for sharing this.

    That is priceless! Who wouldn’t be insanely jealous of you right now?

    And gotta love Marlo in tha pic. =D

  • PhillyChick

    #363: the real losers are the ones who come here and tell the troll and her wimpy husband how great they are.

    Here’s a round up of usual comments:

    “Oh you are so fucking awesome, oh, your spawn pooped all over your house…it’s just soooo funny”

    Reading Dooce is SO UN-COOL. Hating this ridiculous blog is COOL. The power of Twitter and the power of blogging..it will bring her down.

    FUCK YOU DOOCE STROKERS, LICKERS AND LOVERS…YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF PILL POPPING LOSERS WHO ONLY POST TO LINK YOUR LAME BLOG AND THINK THIS TROLL REALLY READS THIS SHIT?

    AND HEATHER MOLE ARMSTRONG…GO CLEAN UP SOME POOP AND PIT YOUR 2 KIDS AGAINST EACH OTHER…ONE MADE YOU CRAZY AND THE OTHER MAKES YOU SWOON…GET BACK TO ME IN 15 YEARS WHEN THEY ARE BOTH FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU EXPOSED THEIR LIVES YOU PIG VOMIT.

  • Alyxherself

    Whoa.

  • http://www.rajencreation.wordpress.com Rachel

    Heather, I think you’d have to be on your knees to chest-thump Danny DeVito, no?

  • http://www.cookingschoolconfidential.com cookingschoolconfidential.com

    I’m the other half. The half that does NOT have to Google Peter Frampton.

    I’m deducting years off my age as of … now.

    Cheers!

  • http://canadian-mom.ca Jaye @ canadian-mom.ca

    Watched your segment on The Bonnie Hunt Show. LOVED the butter popcorn comment!

  • delia

    my mom dragged me to the junior high school one year because Peter Frampton was there practicing for a concert he was giving that night. I still have his autograph, even though I had no idea who he was at the ripe old age of 8

  • http://midgetviking.wordpress.com/ MidgetViking

    I have a feeling Peter Frampton suddenly got a load of new followers on Twitter… :-)

  • http://serenitydays.blogspot.com/ Amber Star

    OMG….that was one of your best posts ever! It was pure gold and to think it all happened to you! I just set my tivo for all of Bonnie Hunt’s shows for like until you are on it. The guide did say Kim Kardashian, I think it was that one, would be on there, but not your name. I gotta get this show.

    And Peter Frampton is a great guy to notice how beautiful Marlo is, too.

  • Anonymous

    tell Jon, Frampton played a rare triple humbucker Les Paul standard not a Fender.

  • Jana

    HYSTERICALLY AWESOME! We love Jon’s way…

  • deborella

    Usually I let this kind of this slide, but this is too sweet to pass up! i love it when the know-it-all just ISN’T…

    For such a big Frampton fan, attention to detail seems to have been LOST!

    PETER FRAMPTON DID NOT PLAY A FENDER! HE PLAYED/PLAYS A
    GIBSON LES PAUL.

    Dude! I’m a GIRL and I KNOW that…

  • http://www.curlyred.com Kendall

    Marlo is the cutest EVER.

  • Anonymous

    Nice job on the Bonnie Hunt Show, Heather!

    I don’t know what her deal was but I think Bonnie was kind of crabby.

  • http://mediumcrazy.com mediumcrazy

    This is a post for the “Best of Dooce” retrospective that will someday exist. Thank you for ending my work day with this.

  • http://momish.squarespace.com Momish

    Peter (he and I are on first name terms) is so right. She is one beautiful baby! You should still get the free tees for that photo.

  • robyn

    SHUT. UP. Your life is crazy!!

  • TheKing

    That is probably the funniest story you’ve ever written.

    Ever.

  • Jen Tullis

    Thanks Heather and Jon, I can turn off my computer with a giggle! What a great post!

    Jen

  • http://www.feedalltheanimals.blogspot.com Christine

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, I can’t tell you how badly I needed this post, just to be able to laugh out loud for five straight minutes. The next time you are in NY, I will change every diaper Marlo makes, explosive and all!

  • http://www.thedailybetty.blogspot.com Vee

    That story is surreal. I’ve never met anyone famous on a plane though I always hope to. I’m not sure I’d have recognized Frampton anyway. I would have recognized you, however. Somewhere out there, while you were in Frampton agony, someone was tweeting OMG DOOCE IS ON MY PLANE. Cause you’re #26.

  • Allison L.

    I just saw you on Bonnie Hunt here in Dallas! Yay Heather!

  • AnomAli

    I love Frampton stories! I have one too! Long story short: I am 25ish and live in Cincinnati, which is also where Peter Frampton lives. (Unexpected, yes no?) Anywho, I used to be a server and he came in to the restaurant I worked at from time to time. He came in one afternoon not too long after I started working there and I almost had a nervous breakdown because he was SITTING IN MY SECTION! I immediately ran back to the kitchen and yelled to everyone in the vicinity “PETER EFFING FRAMPTON IS AT MY TABLE! WHAT DO I DO?!” And they all look at me like I’m crazy, because #1-they’ve all seen him there before and #2-obviously none of them were raised by fathers who cared as much about their rock n roll education as mine did. SO I took his lunch order without gushing about how much I loved him and he was incredibly nice and even signed an autograph for my Dad. Also- reeeaalllyy good tipper. It turns out that some rock legends are also just really nice people. Rock on Frampton! Rock on Dooce!

  • Shelah

    Just saw The Bonnie Hunt show. Enjoyed seeing you. So right about breast feeding. Too bad the Kardashian sisters were the reason for your appearance. I would love to see just you on her show. Your sense of humor came through.

  • http://misstepsinmotherhood.wordpress.com Ms. Missteps

    Pretty much the raddest story I’ve ever heard. And I do mean rad.

  • http://steforious.blogspot.com/ Stephanie

    Omg that’s so awesome. Almost as good as the one time Usher ignored me while we were on the same flight (Vegas to LA).

    Although – to be fair…I didn’t have the guts to go up to him and say “hi I love your abs” (although that’s what I was thinking)

  • http://www.freckletree.com freckletree.

    Rike I dooowwww?

  • http://svoortmeyer.blogspot.com Sara

    Honestly Dooce, what is your problem? After last weeks, fiasco, I might have thought you would have learned some manners! Interrupting Peter Frampton with your “blurb”ering “Dooce”ry! …unfollow
    Just Kidding! You rock (and Peter Frampton knows it-maybe he will even write a song for you?)
    On a serious note-I think you should give Marlo some prunes and let that ridiculously average Kardashian change one of Marlo’s amazing diapers!

  • http://discountfactor.livejournal.com Emmaline

    Dude. I’m 22 and I know who Peter Frampton is. There’s really no excuse for living life without belting out ‘Baby, I Love Your Way’ at least once, hahah.

  • http://www.kristinhanes.blogspot.com Kristin

    This has to be one of the funniest posts you’ve ever written. Thanks for that laugh!

  • the niffer

    Awesome story.

  • http://www.kelisa-says.com Kelsey

    Aww! I actually cringed when I read that he rejected you. My worst nightmare. You should have sent Marlo over to get the picture.

  • Meredith

    I must be old. I had to google Kourtney Kardashian…I must be really damn old. I DO know who Peter Frampton is, though! Thanks for the laugh!

  • http://www.d3voiceworks.com d3 voiceworks

    no. fucking. way.

    that is hilarious. WAY better than the salon story.

    jackson 4! lurv it!

  • http://www.meetinggrace.wordpress.com Lizzie

    a most excellent story!

  • Sue

    Armstrongs, you rock!