• Lydia

    God PhillyChick this obsession with Heather is just a call out for help. WE know it’s you posting the above. You’re REALLY, REALLY, SICK. You need your meds. Be a good girl and take ALL OF THEM right now.

  • Anonymous

    i am so fucking jealous of you right now.

  • http://www.dubiousma.com DubiousMa

    No really. Peter who?

  • Kathleine

    Now you have to watch Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band with Frampton and the Bee Gees to totally take it back…fun movie…I loved it as a kid! Have fun!!!

  • siouxsioux

    Okay, I tried. I watched the air guitar video again and really, come on people! This is just not even remotely funny. Okay, MAYBE if my husband did that I would get a chuckle out of him reliving his youth and being a goof, but honestly, NOTHING and I mean NOTHING about that video warrants the comments of you losers that follow Dooce! Come on. There is really nothing funny about it. Just some butt ugly guy acting like a fool in his kitchen. A chuckle from his wife? Maybe. All you other lemmings rolling on the floor laughing at the asshole? I don’t think so! Stupid idiots!

  • http://www.mommysblend.com Mommy’s Blend

    I love the posts that include your husband. I also love that you seem to enjoy spending time with him…

    How? Seriously. HOW?

    My husband was recently laid off. And if he doesn’t find another job soon I think I may very well drive a pencil through his eye. He’s driving me insane. I applaud you amazing woman who still has her sanity, well relatively, and still *likes* her stay at home husband.

  • http://www.mommysblend.com Mommy’s Blend

    Oh, and just to those of you who hate on Dooce, you’re still helping her earn money. Congrats! Do keep reading. I’m sure you totally offend her. If you haven’t scared her off yet, you sure in hell won’t do it now. Silly trolls <3 Gotta love ‘em.

  • Jean

    The summer of 1977, WOW, that summer was great, lots of pot, Mary Hartman Mary Hartman, the Gong Show, too much freaking fun and yes, lots of Frampton, Skynard, and Boz Skaggs. U had a “Let’s Party” t-shirt. If only I could Time Travel.

  • http://myimaginaryblog.wordpress.com Zina

    Comment on non-comments-open photo: I’ve always heard that Utah Lake’s murkiness has been caused not by steel-plant crap, but by crap’s anagram, carp. Apparently some of Utah’s Swiss immigrants thought that an imported fish would do well here, and the fish thrived, but it’s a bottom-feeder that stirs up the muck on the bottom of the lake and keeps the lake grubby-looking. I’ve heard it was a beautiful lake before that. I suppose pollution has likely played its role, too, but I did hear the lake’s biggest problems had a lot to do with the fish.

    Once in a while I’ve heard of schemes to eradicate the fish and renew the lake, and I’d love to see it happen.

    Okay, so a quick check shows Google agreeing with me–carp introduced in the 1880s have taken over the lake, destroying other species and keeping the lake muddy. And part of the federal stimulus money has been allocated to get the carp out. Pollution also plays a role in the lake’s woes, particularly in the form of phosphorus (from soaps and detergents, etc.) There’s also a danger that once the fish are gone the lake will have algae blooms, and if I’m not mistaken (I’d check but I think I’ve done enough Googling for one comment) algae blooms happen because sewer systems clean sewage of toxins but not of nutrients, and the over-nourishing of ocean or lake waters leads to an overabundance of algae growth.

    Stimulus money for carp removal:


    More about carp and other pollutants:


    Possible complications to the clean-up effort:


  • PhillyChick

    I don’t hate dooce. I love her. I want to have what she has so bad. I wish for it every day that’s why I’m always here. I have no friends because nobody wants to be near me. People say I smell like ass. Yeah I fart alot, pick my nose and play with myself but that’s what my parents do. My parents are brother and sister and their parents are brother and sister too. I have no friends cuz’ they say I stinks from all the shit in my pants but I like shitting on myself. Even my pretend friends left. I have oozing sores on my face because I like to pick at them. Have to go now because the police are here again.

  • Lilliah

    Um…I’m just going to say it. I’m sorry you had to share a stage with that scary monster, and I’m not talking about Bonnie or Kourtney. Kourtney seems sweet enough, if a bit dim. But the other one has…let’s just say if I was a hippy, I’d say she has realllly bad energy. No matter how much she tries to smile, the ickiness seeps through. I can’t imagine someone wanting to watch her on tv regularly..

  • ihatemommyblogs

    Seriously, people. Get a fucking grip. Jesus would be repulses to see you on your hands and knees, licking dooce’s taint and worshipping her as your false idol. Get a life so you can find something better to do in your spare time than sniff Heather’s sweaty jock strap.

  • ihatemommyblogs

    I apologize for what I said. I was just PMSing. Yeah, I’m a guy but I’m in transition. I love Heather and I wish I had her following.

  • http://www.stillhousehollowchesapeakes.com/ Vanessa

    LOL My husband has those same moves :-P

  • http://www.mytrendytykes.com Linda @ My Trendy Tykes

    Wow, he’s pretty good.
    hee hee

  • http://www.painfullyhip.com Eve

    The only celebrities I’ve ever run into in airports is Sigur Ros and one of the finalists from America’s Next Top Model named Sara. And I’ve never worked up the balls to approach either, but I would show them my nursing bra.

  • http://jkldesign.blogspot.com Leigh

    Adorable. And I think we all need to air band more often ;)

    Have a great weekend!!

  • http://jodiezoeller.blogspot.com Jodie in Texas

    My husband is 57 and STILL air guitars himself around the world. He does it in the CAR, in the living room and probably in the shower. I have grown to tolerate it OK but the video brings it all home to me. Men never grow up. I was 17 in 1977, and didn’t listen to music. I guess I missed out on alot at least according to Chuck (my hubby) and Jon.

  • http://www.thatridiculousgirl.com THAT RIDICULOUS GIRL

    Dancing in the kitchen is the best. One of my roommates sings to her food as she makes her lunches for work.

    Your husband’s guitar and drum solo has potential. I think he should take that show on the road… maybe to the local supermarket. Aisle 7 on a Friday night? I’d buy tix.

  • Fellow Mom

    Wow, your husband IS hot. I’ve always thought you were really pretty so of course you guys made beautiful kids. I hope you read this and manage to ignore the obviously same person who made all the asshole comments. I’m sure you’re used to it. I love your blog. Fuck that other guy.

  • http://speechyourm1nd.blogspot.com/ Ocim

    I love the posts that include your husband. I also love that you seem to enjoy spending time with him…

  • http://www.justchangingbags.co.uk/samsonite-bags-1/lwb-range-7/ Changing Bags

    Ha ha this is cute.. It reminds me of someone I know!

  • http://bloodlikemilk.bigcartel.com Lindsey


  • sara

    my 2 year old just watched this with me and said, in his most condescending tone, “are you done?” i think he was talking to jon. apparently i am not raising a frampton fan. :)

  • HDC

    Let me be the first to say ‘HAWT’.

  • http://www.TannerSite.com Tanner Christensen

    Where did he learn the air guitar? He rocks it.

  • pawpaw


  • admin

    The majesty of rock, the pageantry of roll.

    I love you, baby!

  • http://www.ourlittlehaus.com mrs shortcake

    I love it! My husband has similar moves – including an air guitar solo which involves grabbing my leg and pretending it’s the guitar in question. Awkward, but I love it! :)

  • Sara

    Blurb Comes Alive!

  • http://www.bytheseatofourpants.com Jasie VanGesen

    This just might be the best thing ever. He can’t seem to pick just air guitar or drums… must… alternate!!

  • http://daddyscratches.com Daddy Scratches

    Nice. Air guitar *and* air drums? Wow. Dude is a multi-faceted air musician.

  • http://www.justalittlebit.net Laura

    Wow. It reminds me of what my boyfriend will look like in 10 years. Hah!

  • http://twitter.com/patybortolotto Paty Bortolotto


    And as “Amazing” I mean “Funny Shit”!

  • Anonymous

    Of course, you mean *purchase*, download and listen to, right? ;)

  • kristin

    I can see where Leta got her mad dance skills from! Way to rock it out Jon!

  • http://www.brightboldbeautiful.blogspot.com Laura Trevey

    I used to LOVE Peter Frampton!!

  • http://www.mysterymommy.blogspot.com Liz

    He is the epitome of cool.

  • Beth

    Oh, dear.

  • http://www.becomingsomething.com Natasha

    It was one of my favourite stories of yours. I knew Peter’s music but not his name. My husband though, who’s 45 (I’m 29), knew Peter’s name right away and enjoyed the story. Very, very cool.

    And Jon is adorable as always.

  • Christie

    That is awesome!


  • Laura June

    I’m sorry, and don’t tell my fiance, but your husband is really flippin’ hot.

  • http://www.ramblingbrooke.com Brooke

    Awesome air guitar! However, apparently, the internet in Lithuania isn’t a Frampton fan, because it took a million tries to load this video.

  • http://www.myhormonesmademe.com MyHormonesMadeMeDoIt

    Jon has some awesome air guitar moves. He should take that one man band on the road…

  • http://kindelfind.wordpress.com/ kindelfind


  • http://littlestfinch.com Finch

    You looked great on Bonnie Hunt! Also, the looks on the faces of the Kardashians was HILARIOUS when you said “It’s like a staple gun to your breast.”

    I admit, kinda disappointed you didn’t say ‘boob’

  • http://www.intheleftlane.blogspot.com Beth

    Rock on, Jon!

  • http://lacienciacohete.wordpress.com Bea

    Hahaha, you two. I think this is the moment where you’ve officially become Those Parents. You know the ones where you think you’re the coolest ever–because you *are* the coolest ever, and you think your kids just don’t get it yet. Yeah, that’s you. I kind of love it.

  • admin

    We purchased Frampton Comes Alive from Amazon. LEGALLY. Guitar solos that good should be rewarded.

  • lara

    He is ADORABLE. You done well, girl.