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Exhibit A

I just want to point out that I’m paying attention, UNIVERSE. And that by stubbing my foot on one of Marlo’s more hefty toys last night and breaking the third toe on my right foot was your way of saying WOMAN. WAS YOUR TAILBONE NOT LOUD ENOUGH. So what you’re saying is that I have [...]

While brushing her hair this morning

Leta: Did you know that Noah [her cousin] doesn’t like chili? Me: Maybe he just doesn’t like the taste of it. Leta: No, MOM. How is that even possible? How could he not love chili? Me: Leta, you don’t like cake. CAKE. As in one of life’s most precious treasures. Leta: That’s because cake is [...]