Yesterday, while getting a second set of x-rays on my tailbone
Me: Sorry about my butt peeking through the gown.
Technician: Oh, I... I didn't even notice. I was busy setting up the film.
Me: Oh God, sorry for even bringing it up! Here I am apologizing for my butt. Just ignore me.
Technician: I've seen a lot of butts, believe me. No big deal.
Me: I bet you have! You could probably write a book about butts!
Technician: I could, and I have to say, yours is totally fine. Not nearly as scary as some of the butts I've seen.
Me: That is probably one of the best compliments I've ever received in my life. You have no idea.
Technician: Was that too much information? I'm sorry—
Me: HAHA! Too much information! I should introduce you to a certain website.
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