The first conversation this morning
Me: The guy last night on the news said it was supposed to be a "mountains only" snowstorm. There are five inches outside!
Jon: That guy was Sterling Poulson. Obviously he's a liar.
Me: Does his bishop know about this?
Jon: He does now.
Me: I wonder how many meteorologists are routinely worthy enough to take the sacrament.
Jon: All they have to do is repent immediately when they get it wrong. Which means God is fielding requests from all the meteorologists in Utah EVERY SINGLE MORNING.
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