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Locking up the cabinets

This morning after Marlo tossed her empty bottle three feet toward the end of the bed and then clawed her way on top of me almost head first over into the floor, in what seemed like a split second, I grabbed her by the legs, TO SAVE HER, turned to Jon and was all, um, [...]

An outtake

Chuck does a really good impersonation of Elton John. We should show you that some time.

Before the next storm

This is my favorite tree in the neighbor’s yard because the blooms are totally out of control, like PARTY PARTY PARTY. And the color is so saturated, as if someone hooked the tree up to photoshop and cranked the colors until the crank broke. These blooms will probably be gone by Wednesday because “they” are [...]