I’m opening comments on this one because it would be a crime not to.
Posted in Daily Chuck | Tagged Chuck, Coco
Chuck’s take on the month of September
12 Months of Chuckles
Our leisurely Sunday afternoon an ocean away
What is that on Sir Chuckles’ nose? Is it peanut butter?
I think Coco’s thought bubble should be “And they say I am the crazy one!”
Chuck’s thought bubble “If I perseverate enough on this peanut butter that is stuck to my nose, I WILL get to it!!!!”
Peanut butter crazy, peanut butter crazy, peanut butter crazy with a baseball bat.
It’s peanut butter. This was one of the more family friendly shots I could find in this series. That dog has a tongue and a half!
What a roll reversal. Chuck is crazy and Coco looks quite calm. Did her Adderall finally kick in?
Behold my Captcha: the frisking
ETA: Dang it! Now I have the peanut butter song stuck in my head.
Does sir need a kleenex?
I just love the sheer look of concentration on his face. And the sweet look on Coco’s face, like “Do you want some help with that, Chuck?” This is a darling picture!!!
“Coco, don’t even think about it or this shit will get weird!”
You see this peanut butter on my nose? It can totally take you down!
“The fuck you lookin’ at?”
“Hey, Marlo, want some peanut butter?”
Lol, I totally do this to my dogs. Ahh good, clean fun:-)
I would love to, but I don’t think I can put it any better than Britgirl did.
No caption just the sound track playing softly in the background: The Look of Love is in your eyes…
“Finally she put something on my head that I can eat!”
Pull my finger.
Chuck: “Why? Why must she torture me like this? Is this supposed to be funny? The ol’ peanut-butter-on-the-dog’s-nose gag? Oh, haha! Yeah, real laugh riot … if you’re not the one who has to walk around all day with peanut butter lodged in your nostrils! ‘It’s OK, he has a long tongue,’ she says. Look at my tongue, Coco. LOOK. AT. MY. TONGUE. Does it look like it’ll fit up my nostrils? Because, guess what, Coco? IT WON’T! But, hey, it’s all good if the Internet gets a laugh out of it, am I right? God, I need a new gig.”
Coco: [drooling] “Yeah, so anyway dude, are you … um … are you gonna eat that? Cuz, you know, if not, I was thinking —”
Chuck: “Coco, I swear to Christ, if your tongue comes out of your mouth, I will bite it right the fuck off.”
Dude, is that peanut butter on your nose or are you just happy to see me?
coco (in little kid voice because all aussies have little kid voices for the rest of their lives)
“you got a booger on your nose”.
chuck (in 12 year old voice) “shut up. ’tis not”
“is not and if you say it again, I’ll punch you in the arm”
coco whispers as she walks away “is so”
*brought to you by a mom of 2 border collies. one 13, mature, and all sass (a la chuck) and one spazzy 5 year old pure bred (a la coco). I KNOW these conversations exist, damn it!
Coco: “You are getting sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy….”
I want to kees you, and lick you and…hey is that peanut butter?
Chuck, you have no idea how turned on I am right now… yea, that’s it, lick it you little bitch!
Chuck: “I double dog dare you.”
Coco: “Uh, Chuck, you got a little something… on your… yeah.”
The Lick Heard ‘Round the World
Go on….make my day. Not very original, but that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo!
Coco: No, I think it went Rudolph the RED nose reindeer. Brown nose is a totally different subject.
coco- imma be gettin me some peanut butter
chuck – do it and I’ll sick Leta on you.
Don’t even think about getting your Coco in my peanut butter.
“Lick my nose and I’ll bite your damn face off.”
Go ahead…make my day.
Coco! Stop looking at me like that!
“And then each dog’s prayer was answered…it began to rain peanut butter.”
All I can think of is….
Bring it, bitch!!!
Chuck: Does my nose job make me look friendlier?
Coco: I’m sure it will, when you get the bandage off.
Chuck: I’m not wearing a bandage!
From the urban dictionary: “a bad trip is a “trip” that goes from peace and oneness to pure horror and evil.”
For Coco, it’s peace and oneness. For Chuck, it’s horror and evil. Seriously, Coco looks like she’s daydreaming about peanut butter and shit sandwiches for all!
If you even THINK of sniffing my ass I swear I will never play with you EVER!
Don’t touch my mama, and don’t touch my Doritos.
“I dare you.”
Chuck: Coco, Do not even think about it!
Coco: Dude, IT’S PEANUT BUTTER!
Chuck: I will cut you!
I’m completely uncreative today and can’t think of anything remotely clever…but on the upside, now I know how I’m going to entertain my dogs tonight.
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
“Coco, hide! The humans are doing that weird thing again…”
You got your nose in my peanut butter.
No, you got your peanut butter in my nose.
dating myself here. reese’s anyone?
How about, “My owner’s an asshole.”?
Sorry … I hate it when people use animals as entertainment. Of course, you can negate all this by smearing peanut butter on your nose, photographing yourself and posting it for us to caption.
Do I win?
“Coco, don’t just sit there! Go get some chocolate for my peanut butter!”
The look on Coco’s face constantly screams Dory from Finding Nemo. This face is:
Coco: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?
Chuck: No I don’t wanna know.
Coco: [singing] Just keep lickin’. Just keep lickin’. Just keep lickin’, lickin’, lickin’. What do we do? We lick, lick.
And yes, I realize that’s dirtier than intended. Oh well.
–>”Well, if I’m Peanut Butter then you’re Glue.”
Do I have anything in my teeth?
Coco: “Yo, Chuck.. Imma let you finish here, but Skippy is the best peanut butter EVAR.”
BITCH I WILL CUT YOU.
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