• scarlett0380

    I think Coco lost a sprocket. For the first time ever she is not obsessed with monitoring the family. Heather, do you think this would work for your neuroses if we smeared peanut butter on Jon’s nose?

  • Joolsmum

    Yer chocolate does not go wid my peanut butter, Bitch!

  • sissy in texas

    Behold the peanut booger.

  • rparton

    I’m going for a “motivational poster” with the subtitle:

    Consider the consequences.

  • goddesslo

    “got jelly?”

  • Wombat Central

    Coco: Um, Chuck? Did you need some help with that?

    Chuck: You back it on up and shut your poo smellin’ whore mouth! This is mine!

  • bemused1031

    Duuuuuude! WTF?

  • Mrs. Q.

    Two great tastes that taste great together.

  • Therese

    “No more. More. To the left. There’s still… Want me to get it? CAUSE I WILL.”

    That intense look Coco is giving Chuck’s nose is deceptively sweet.

  • psweet

    Touch my peanut butter and I WILL cut a dog.

  • karenc

    bitch, back off

  • Pinkporches

    Wait ’til she opens the closet door and realizes her friends are throwing her a surprise party.

  • Mer

    “…well, it’s better than what you found in the diaper genie.”

  • littlebobina

    Coco: Dude. There is something on your nose.
    Chuck: Go away.
    Coco: Dude! It looks like peanut butter… smells like peanut butter too!
    Chuck: No shit.
    Coco: Peanut Butter, I swear…. on your nose! DUDE!
    Chuck: Frickin’ idiot.

  • pvhike

    “You gonna eat that?”

  • Peter P

    Houston..?

  • SuzieQ1

    Wassup, Coco, she KNOWS I prefer crunchy!!

  • Shannon H.

    Coco: Chuck! Chuck! Hey Chuck, is that peanut butter on your nose? Chuck? Hey CHUCK?! is…

    Chuck: grr

    Coco: Shuttin’ up.

    Chuck: *silence*

    Coco: Squirrel!

  • doobrah

    “Sorry Coco, it’s not poop. You wouldn’t like it.”

  • Vicki in NC

    Peanut Butter Boogers. Awesome!

  • cschulte

    Chuck: Do you smell peanut butter?

    Coco: Are you going to eat all that?

  • Feastafterfamine

    Coco: “Dude, it’s supposed to go on top of your head. Not your nose.”

  • julieu89

    Her theory was confirmed…the peanut butter-colored dog did have the ability to conjure peanut butter at will. Coco weighed her options.

  • courtneee

    “I am so hot for you right now. C’mere…” -Coco

  • MichelleLeyCT

    Just because you know I can’t reach it all, DOES NOT mean that you get to help! Personal space, dude.

  • im_DeLinda

    Why you gotta be so stingy? I know momma showed you better than that…share you stingy ass bitch!

  • ninesandquines

    Gesundheit!

  • Cheshire Kate

    “touch my peanut butter Bitch, and I WILL cut you!”

  • Geege

    Don’t fuck with Chuck.

  • sarah g

    I AM NOT A KONG
    Dude, you so are.

    or..

    “Confused.. isnt that the stuff we’re allowed to eat..but I know its not smart to get it there..Dont do it Dont Do it.”

    ” Pissed.. there is NO way I can eat all of that..and you are NOT touching it!”

  • Blahggy

    Commercial break on LOST series finale.

  • pemstar2000

    BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU!!!

  • foundmercy

    I like “The Lick Heard ‘Round the World” and the motivational take on things: “Consider the Consequences.”

    I can just tell Coco is fighting the temptation to lick Chuck’s nose.

  • lurker

    Go ahead. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

  • little miss headlock

    “well, sure, that might work for you, but the rest of us can still smell your poop-breath!”

  • Mama to Henry

    AHHHHHH … CHOOOOOO!!!!!

  • kotaylor

    Chuck: “I don’t mind the diapers on my head, but that woman has taken this too far.”

  • LynnB

    Coco: Hey Chuck. Ya got a little somethin’ on yo-

    Chuck: Shut it, bitch. Crazy lady’s at it again.

    (thinks to himself: FML)

  • sherrye22

    Get me some strawberry jelly, bitch!

  • juliejackson

    MAKE MY DAY.

  • Jan

    And you thought clowns were scary.

  • slide

    Bella, it can never be so. Edward, I don’t think my heart can bear it.

  • hoodude

    Peanut booger…

  • Starr

    Oh, no you didn’t.
    (Best Chuck evar!)

  • PoetStormy

    CoCo (Valley Girl voice): Don’t move. There like may or may not be some nuts on your nose. Either way, I can like help, totally.

    Chuck (British accent): Ehhhh. Nuts you say? I was just licking those not a moment ago. Bollucks!

  • Renay

    Just the tip?!

  • JJM-JJM

    Nope, nothing between your teeth.

  • GluttonyBoy

    “Highchair debris from the recent Marlo melee. I know!”

  • AshesVonDust

    Chuck: Oh, the agony of peanut butter on my nose! How like life, what a metaphor! Forever out of my grasp, yet I can’t stop lamenting how unfair it all is! WOE IS ME *Emo emotions*

    Coco: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

    I can’t help but see them both as teenagers; Chuck as a moody quiet kid who technically doesn’t do anything wrong, just sits by himself and contemplates imagined complexities in his surroundings… While Coco is like a bubbly, vapid cheerleader-type (don’t kill me for stereotyping!) who talks on the phone incessantly morning to night in a chipper tone that simultaneously sounds like birds chirping and nails running down a chalkboard. Like “OMG THAT BOY TALKED TO THAT GIRL AND OMG!”