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I thought Kristy's stepdad was Winston Brewer but Kate knew it was really Watson

This is Sarah's next guest post, and before we begin I have to admit that I've never cracked open a single edition of the Babysitters Club, although I think I read every single VC Andrews book ever written and I used to hoard Sweet Valley High paperbacks. And because I've got kids and they ate my brain, the only thing I can remember about those series respectively is INCEST! And I think there were two blonde twins who drove a Fiat? Or is that just my lesbian fantasy?

........

One night last fall, I met my friend Kate for drinks. Kate and I lived practically down the street from each other for years in Brooklyn, but never managed to actually meet for drinks until we both moved across an ocean to another country. This was all fine with me, because we met for drinks at the Mayflower, which is a 500 year old pub with a fireplace. One of the upsides of drinking in England is that you can do so much of it by a fire. In fact, that was the third time just that week that I drank by a fireplace. It feels so decadent to even say that, like I'm the Marie Antoinette of cider.

As typically happens if I've had more than two drinks and the company is willing, talk turned to the Babysitters Club, specifically Stacey McGill, and I was very pleased to learn that Kate could also mimic Stacey's distinctive handwriting. I could probably still mimic most of the (original) BSC members' handwriting at 33 years old, despite the fact that the last book I read was in 1989, and I've taken several courses in algebra since then. In fact, I'd bet money that you could shake me awake in the middle of the night, shove a pen into my hand, and I could fake Stacey's handwriting better than Ann M. Martin herself. I could also rattle off the full names and club offices held of each member. It's this very sort of skill that keeps me at the top of my field.

The other day I actually thought how I'd like to track down a copy of Babysitters Club #18: Stacey's Big Mistake, just so I could see how Ann M. Martin's New York circa 1988 measured up to my own New York circa 2010. How sad is it that whenever I think of the Dakota, I don't think that John Lennon lived there, but that Stacey's friend Laine did? (Laine was so sophisticated, she didn't have to have a perm. This was a serious gamechanger for eleven-year-old me.) I've spent my life thinking of things in terms of Babysitters Club titles. Like, god, she is such a Boy Crazy Stacey. Or once, when my college boyfriend Joey helped me watch the kids I nannied, I told him I loved how he was being Logan Bruno: Boy Babysitter. And he was all confused and sort of panicky, like, who? What? Does this mean you think I'm gay?

My parents gave me a small allowance, but otherwise I had to earn money doing chores, and save up if I wanted to buy something. But the one thing they'd never say no to was books. So I would call the Waldenbooks at our local mall for days, seeing if the newest BSC title had come in yet. They knew me, and they were not completely charmed by these requests. I would say, "Hello, I'm calling to see if—" and they'd be like, "Not yet, Sarah." Then, the minute it was in, I'd make my dad drive me to the mall, and he'd always make the same joke on the way there: "What is this one, Babysitters Club #9000: Babysitters On Mars?" And I'd roll my eyes and will him to drive faster, all the while wondering what color this one would be.

I stopped reading after #22, Little Miss Stoneybrook... and Dawn, presumably because I discovered I could harass boys on the phone instead of my local Waldenbooks. Amazon.com tells me they went all they way up to #131, not counting spin-offs and Super Specials. Ann M. Martin only wrote the first 35. The rest were ghostwritten. Looks like I got out while the getting was good.

Just last week, I had drinks again with Kate, and she told me she'd heard that Ann M. Martin came out of retirement to write a Babysitters Club prequel. I was hoping she'd gone all David Lynch meets Muppet Babies, maybe written a story about the babysitters being babysat, but Kate said it's just supposed to be about the summer after sixth grade, before they formed the club. I'm sad there's no longer a Waldenbooks at the mall near my parents' house for me to call to order it.

06.25.2010 Daily 66 comments

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  • Schnauzie_Mom said:

    It was Lila who drove the Fiat in Sweet Valley High. Ahh memories:-) I can't believe you didn't read the Babysitters' Club. I insist you read the entire series immediately, you know, between all that parenting and running of a major website and stuff!

    06.25.10 - 02:19 PM / 1
  • kristanhoffman said:

    Haha. Well, then you might be happy to know that there is going to be a Sweet Valley High "sequel." Francine Pascal (I believe it's one author, and the same one, but I could be wrong) signed a deal with St. Martin's to write about the twins 10 yrs later, in their 20s I think.

    (I vaguely know this because I'm possibly writing a book for the same editors, so I follow their news/blogs and whatnot. POSSIBLY. ... o_O Cross your fingers?)

    06.25.10 - 02:20 PM / 2
  • LuckIsMyMiddleName said:

    I actually unearthed several of my Original! Babysitters Club! Books! a few weeks ago while digging through the boxes I left in my parents' basement after high school. Since I currently work at Barnes & Noble and am mostly disdainful of the recent BSC incarnations (graphic novels? wtf?), I felt like I had discovered a relic from a happier time.

    Mostly I'm commenting because I wanted to brag that somewhere there exists a photo of eleven-year-old me standing next to Ann M. Martin at a book signing. Also, to say hey Sarah: One of the Super Specials was entirely about the babysitters' trip to New York. That's the one you need to find.

    06.25.10 - 02:31 PM / 3
  • Enatural7 said:

    I never read this series either. But, I read Sweet Valley High and V.C. Andrews. I couldn't put them down. INCEST!

    06.25.10 - 02:49 PM / 4
  • Alexandra said:

    I am definitely the leading authority on all things BSC related.

    I also need to confess something that happened when I met Ann M. Martin when I was 10 years old. The 100th book had just come out - I immediately purchased the 'special edition' and found out that Martin was coming to a bookstore near me. I don't know if any of you noticed, but there were always continuity errors in every book. One book featured "Cokie Gray" - unless Cokie Mason and Alan Gray (who I suspect was gay) got married randomly, clearly that's a mistake.

    Well I wrote Ann M. Martin a letter about how I wanted to be an author when I grew up. I meant to tell her how much writing meant to me and how much I loved the BSC. What did I do?

    I shook her hand, handed her the letter, and then asked her to sign my books.

    Then I said "You know, you should really get a new editor because your books are riddled with errors and I always notice them." RIDDLED WITH ERRORS.

    WHO SAYS THAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

    To her credit, she was extremely graceful and said that when I grow up, I should be an editor if I've got an eye for details like that at a young age.

    She also wrote back a very nice letter to me. I still, to this day, cannot believe that I said that.

    Seriously though, I learned about diabetes (brittle!) because of Stacey. My first screen name was SlvrSquigl because of a pin Laine Cummings (who laughed at Stacey when she wet her sleeping bag at a party because of her diabetes - what a jerk!) was wearing in one of the books. I found out about autism because of Kristy and Susan. I've always had a scary good memory and a large chunk of it is probably BSC trivia.

    In case you need a demonstration of my "skills" - Dawn's mom name is Sharon. Her brother's name is Jeff. Mary Anne's dad's name is Richard, her cat's name is Tigger, her dead mom's name is Alma. Jessi's boyfriend's name was Quint. She got stuck in a snowstorm in Stamford. Abby's sister Anna had asthma. Her mom got in a train accident and missed her soccer game. Kristy's step-dad was Watson Brewer with step-siblings Karen and Andrew, who lived in the same neighbourhood as Shannon Kilbourne and David Michael named a dog after Shannon after Louie died, oh and they got an adopted sister named Emily Michelle.

    WHO REMEMBERS THIS CRAP 15 YEARS LATER? How much more useful stuff could fill up that space? But no, it's filled with BSC trivia.

    Oh also, I read the new Ann M. Martin book and I have to say it was just the same stuff over again. I already knew most of what happened in that book just by reading the other books.

    I wish she'd done something like - take the perspective of the girls at 30 or 40. THAT would have been really interesting.

    Plus Kristy would have come out by then, so that would be even more interesting.

    06.25.10 - 03:19 PM / 5
  • Sarah Brown said:

    Alexandra, let's run away together, just you and me.

    06.25.10 - 02:55 PM / 6
  • Sarah Brown said:

    Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield shared a red Spider Fiat and had matching gold lavalier necklaces. Do not get me started on My Sweet Audrina. Unless we have drinks.

    06.25.10 - 02:56 PM / 7
  • Alexandra said:

    Sarah, sounds like a plan. Admittedly I had to keep editing my comment to include more of my trivia knowledge about these books.

    If ever I make it on to Jeopardy, which is my ultimate goal in life - (also, to beat Ken Jennings earnings record - sorry Mormons) - I hope that there is a category called "BSC Trivia" because I will own it. I just need to brush up on my bible knowledge, that's my Achilles heel.

    Also, I've actually started acquiring the old school versions of the books whenever I see them at thrift stores because if I ever have kids, I want my future daughter to understand why the photos of me in the 90s feature outfits such as "bright turquoise leggins with scribbled flowers and an oversized matching turquoise v-neck sweater that hung down to my knees." Or better yet - "a pair of Zebra earrings with leopard socks and a tiger print hat with a parrot feather hair clip, totally jungle" because I based my fashion sense off the horrendous clothing descriptions in those books.

    06.25.10 - 03:00 PM / 8
  • smithie1996 said:

    Athough I never read the Babysitter Club series (I don't know why. Maybe I was re-reading Betsy Tacy/Nancy Drew/Laura Ingalls/Anne of Green Gables for the millionth time) but I am proud to note that Ann Martin went to Smith College. But maybe Smith should have taught her better editing skills. :-)

    06.25.10 - 03:04 PM / 9
  • Sarah Brown said:

    Whenever I get my hair cut, I always think of Stacey's "fabulous shaggy blonde mane." It's amazing how many of the outfit descriptions have stuck in my head, word for word, all these years.

    06.25.10 - 03:05 PM / 10
  • sherrye22 said:

    Sadly, today's helicopter parents would probably have fired Kristy for disciplining their children instead of "redirecting" them; Claudia would have been turned away at the door once her measly "C" average was found out; Mary Anne would have been caught "sexting" Logan instead of working with her charges on their "Your Baby Can Read" flashcards and thus been turned into the local police; Stacey's diabetes alone would have kept her out of the running - NEEDLES? IN MY HOME? WHERE MY CHILDREN ARE?

    06.25.10 - 03:06 PM / 11
  • Sarah Brown said:

    Reformed BSC fans might enjoy this site: What Claudia Wore

    06.25.10 - 03:09 PM / 12
  • Alexandra said:

    Also, can someone explain to me why we needed to be hit over the head with the fact that Claudia clearly had some sort of eating disorder. She hid food around her room - BUT NEVER GAINED A POUND AND HAD PERFECT SKIN. Why didn't she have rats and raccoons in that pigsty? Seriously, she opens up a Kid Kit and out comes a rabid squirrel that survived solely off Mallomars to chew her face off, starting with her almond-shaped eyes. (We get it, she's Japanese, that's really all you needed to say.)

    06.25.10 - 03:09 PM / 13
  • Sarah Brown said:

    Okay, I have to go out now but seriously, Alexandra, you're speaking my language.

    06.25.10 - 03:11 PM / 14
  • Sarah McDougall said:

    OMG! I loved, loved, loved the BSC! My absolute favorite thing to do on the weekends while I was aged 8 to 13 was reread the entire series starting from 1 to the most recently published # at the time. (Which could explain the lack of social skills I had in high school, now that I think about it.) I was so excited when a new one came out and to see what color the book would be. My favorite character was Mary Anne because she was always really emotional and was the first to have a boyfriend. I, too was always really emotional as a child and was encouraged that this was a quality to have to land a "man." Little did I know all the guys wanted was a little action instead of a little crier.

    06.25.10 - 03:13 PM / 15
  • ekp said:

    I'm proud to say I've read all the BSC books (including the Super Specials - fav is the cruise/Disney one!), seen the movies, and owned the (lame!) board game, as well as read all the SV books (from elementary to college!) and watched the TV series. The thought of a prequel or sequel to either makes me giddy. Which is really sad since I'm now 26.

    I would go to the library and use my library card and my mom's (because the 10 book limit on one card wasn't enough books for me at a time) and load up a plastic basket with both series and bury my nose in books for a week. I too learned about diabetes from Stacey (and was terrified I was going to develope it myself, which would be horrifying since I ate/eat candy like Claudia!) and about autism from Kristy's babysitting of the autistic girl. At least I learned something, right? I also wanted to be a "perfect size 6", have eyes "the exact color of the Pacific Ocean" and have a twin though...

    I love love loved this post! Thank you for the walk down memory lane!

    06.25.10 - 03:16 PM / 16
  • nova276 said:

    An old roommate and I used to buy the original BSC books and early-90s Harlequin novels at our local Goodwill for 33 cents each. Thirty-three cents, can you even believe that?! We'd read them and put the funniest quotes on a poster we had on the wall of our living room. Oh, to be 23 and kind of a dork again.

    06.25.10 - 03:16 PM / 17
  • Shamelessly Sassy said:

    Things that have devastated me in order of importance:
    a.)finding out Ann M. Martin didn't write all of the babysitter club books.
    b.) finding out I could not pull off Claudia Kishi fashion
    c.) finding out my husband was fucking other women.

    06.25.10 - 03:20 PM / 18
  • TriptikGirl said:

    I always wished that I could start a club like BSC, but none of my friends live near me, or even liked to babysit.

    Sarah: I used to stalk bookstores for the latest books too!

    And when I'm bored and have nothing else to read, I'll check out an old VC Andrews' book from the library. My favorite series was the "Heaven" books.

    06.25.10 - 03:22 PM / 19
  • SuzRocks said:

    Which is the one who always had a stash of M&Ms? Claudia?

    I used to check the BSC and SVH out from the library, like 20 books at a time,read them all in a week or so and go back for more. That was the life!

    06.25.10 - 03:34 PM / 20
  • sheasadler said:

    I just have to add that the "Flowers in the Attic" movie- was a travesty! The books were soooo much better!

    And Jessica Wakefield was a meanie:)

    06.25.10 - 03:45 PM / 21
  • RandomAmy said:

    I never read any of these series. I was all about Trixie Belden. I used to haunt the local bookstore as I walked home from school. This is why it would take me hours to walk 1 mile. Occasionally it would be really cold, rainy or dark and my dad would show up in the bookstore to tap me on the shoulder and say, "C'mon your mother has dinner ready."

    I wanted to have a clubhouse in the woods and a cool older brother who could drive and a rich and super generous best friend. I have all the ones the original author Kathyrn Kenny wrote, but am annoyed that they changed the style of the last few covers.

    Thanks for the memories. I might have to go read a few.

    06.25.10 - 04:03 PM / 22
  • superpuppy said:

    When Scarlett Johannson first became popular the immediate thought that came to my mind was:

    "Wait, Charlotte Johannson? The one Mary Ann babysat?"

    I too, would love a BSC "Where Are They Now" book. I'm sure David Michael turned out ridiculously hot.

    06.25.10 - 04:19 PM / 23
  • melography said:

    I actually found one of my old BSC books the other day when tidying my bedroom. It must have been on the very top shelf, hidden from view, for about 10 years. I sat and read it from cover to cover and regret throwing out all my other BSC books.

    I remember that my neighbour and I used to buy the books between us and share them, but because I'm 2 years younger, I inherited them when she discovered boys.

    It pained me that I couldn't set up my own BSC when I was younger, it really did.

    06.25.10 - 05:03 PM / 24
  • StephHyne said:

    I actually set up my own BSC when I was young and I rocked it. Their kid kit was a lifesaver! I wish I remembered the books in so much detail now. I remember the anticipation of each and every new volume but I can't really remember even the key plot points. I had my whole collection in my basement and my house burned so it's gone, signed copy and all. I was bummed because I intended to pass them down to my daughter and now I can't.

    I also read a few SVH but I didn't like them as much. VC Andrews rocks, my Goddaughter is actually named after a VC Andrews character because my best friend is weird that way.

    06.25.10 - 05:10 PM / 25
  • g.b. said:

    That is awesome. The only BSC book I ever owned/read was the one where Claudia breaks her leg. Claudia and the Femoral Fracture? Claudia and the Big Accident? Something like that?

    Now, Nancy Drew and her titian hair? OWNED ME. I stalked the library and, yes, the Waldenbooks with my allowance and I read EVERY SINGLE BOOK that existed (both the originals and the updated, hip-to-the-late-80's/early-90's "Nancy Drew Files") up through... maybe 1991. Whereupon I developed acne, breasts, and a bad attitude and began stalking the library for smut.

    06.25.10 - 05:21 PM / 26
  • agarf said:

    BSC was a pivotal part of my 6th grade life. I'm 34 y/o, and Sarah has hit on something that I can also totally relate to. Thanks for bringing back a flood of memories!!! Some girls liked Choose Your Own Adventure or other series, but BSC was my fav!!!

    06.25.10 - 05:21 PM / 27
  • Natalie said:

    I didn't read this series either. But VC Andrews?! Hell yes!

    I went to a very strict Christian high school. When I was in the 9th grade, we had to do an oral book report. One of the girls got up and explained all the lurid details of her book choice, Flowers in the Attic. I thought my English teacher was going to go into convulsions. Her face turned red, veins popping out everywhere, and she actually screamed "BLASPHEMER!" before throwing the girl out of the classroom.

    After school, 6 of us got one of the 11th grade boys to drive us to the mall so we could all buy a copy of the book.

    It. Was. Awesome.

    06.25.10 - 05:50 PM / 28
  • weebits said:

    The Ghost at Dawn's House had me knocking on the walls of my house to see if there was a secret passage way. And OF COURSE I was a part of my own Babysitter's club. However, we didn't actually babysit. We just got together to eat potluck candy!

    06.25.10 - 06:16 PM / 29
  • tallnoe said:

    Oh dear... I'm totally in agreement with @sherrye22. Wow - no one would let those girls near them.

    I remember them fondly, but I don't believe I read past #20, or anything. I don't recall when I got into harlequin books, but... sometime I did!

    The Sweet Valley High movie has been rumoured for ages - I want it now!

    Thanks for the memory lane - and I am stunned that some of us have the info STILL in the brain. Wow. Impressive.

    06.25.10 - 06:17 PM / 30
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