This is the final part, the one that began when our real estate agent asked, “Do you guys seem to attract this kind of craziness normally?” Because if you take the insane factor of the first homeowner, multiply it by a hundred and then feed it a truckload of Twinkies, that’s the owner of my [...]
Hey, Chuck! Guess what time of year it is? I’ll give you a hint: there’s an entire bowl of fruit just waiting to be modeled!
I had lunch with my brother Ranger last week, and he tells me that it’s getting annoying being known as dooce’s brother rather than as Ranger Hamilton. Oh BOO HOO. All four years of high school I was known as Ranger’s little sister, and in my freshman biology class you could hear his senior physics [...]