Leta: Who’s going to pick me up from school?
Me: My butt.
Leta: MOM! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
Me: Why is my butt not funny?
Leta: IT JUST ISN’T!
Me: Leta, pretend you’re a boy for, say, two minutes. Then it might be funny.
Leta: Can you just answer my question?
Me: My butt can.
Leta: MOM!
Me: WHAT?
Leta: WHO IS PICKING ME UP FROM SCHOOL?!
Me: Imagine for a second that my butt is funny.
Leta: MOM.
Me: Because then you’d like my answer.
Leta: Is it going to be you or Daddy?
Me: My butt.
Leta: UUUGHHHH!
Me: I think we need to work on your imagination.
