It's finally here! Meaning I got my act together and assembled this beast! Meaning I almost had to punch Tyrant in the face because he dared ask me about it ONE MORE TIME. When we hired him I didn't know we'd be hiring my mom.

Once again we're donating all the proceeds from the calendar to the Humane Society of Utah, so when your Granny is all, "You got me a dog calendar for Christmas?" You can answer that this is no ordinary dog calendar, GRANNY. First of all, have you ever seen a more convincing impersonation of Lady Gaga? DIDN'T THINK SO. Also, it's helping animals. Now go take your Metamucil.