Are you ready for yet another huge holiday giveaway on this here Internet Website Blog Thing? No? Then fine, I’ll just give one of these five xBox and xBox Kinect consoles to someone else. Yes! Five! One two three four FIVE! (That’s a whole five more than zero.) Five of you will get to enjoy [...]
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This is one of my favorite recent pieces put together by The Daily Show, one about a law that prohibits puppy mills, and now whenever Jon disagrees with me about anything my reaction is, “Well, duh! We stack humans!” Also, I want the look on Cesar’s face at about 3:45 to be my ringtone.
You guys, the dingo is eating my baby.
This is the December issue of Better Homes and Gardens, and I’m featured in a two page spread on holiday fashion. This was the photo shoot back in August when I got to meet Gwyneth Paltrow. So yeah, something something dreams coming true something something.
It’s finally here! Meaning I got my act together and assembled this beast! Meaning I almost had to punch Tyrant in the face because he dared ask me about it ONE MORE TIME. When we hired him I didn’t know we’d be hiring my mom. Once again we’re donating all the proceeds from the calendar [...]
I took this the morning we left San Francisco from the corner of our hotel room. It’s always weird for me to be in San Francisco when the sun is shining because the mythical fog you hear about isn’t so much mythical as it is reality. So when you can actually see the city around [...]
Marlo is at that stage in life where the frustration that results from the inability to communicate through words is making life miserable for the entire family. I remember when this started to happen with Leta, right when she was the same age that Marlo is now, when she’d point at something and moan. When [...]
Finally we have Coco smiling on camera. Too bad Chuck looks like he’s waiting impatiently to take a newspaper into the bathroom.
Jon and I are in San Francisco for the blink of an eye, and the weather is incredible. Especially since we left snow in Utah. So we are soaking it in, one photo at a time.