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Bootylicious Since 1742

The other day I was in spin class getting my butt kicked when the riff from the Stevie Nicks song “Edge of Seventeen” started playing on the instructor’s playlist. And I was like, AWWWWW YEAH, MY BODY’S TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YA BABE! Except, it wasn’t Destiny’s Child. It was the actual Stevie Nicks song, and [...]

Milestone: pigtails!

Most days she looks like a miniature Donald Trump or maybe Matthew McConaughey after a particularly bad bender, but her hair is finally long enough that we can put it in pigtails. This is a lot more fun than it is cool to admit, but I see her with her hair like this and I [...]