I want a hipster sister wife! I've been working on it, and I'm surprised we haven't had any takers. I thought hipsters would be SO into that.

What about those little pom-poms? OMG - you could make it into a cheerleader !!

Pack of sequins is a buck. Posting your efforts on Facebook, priceless?

oh dear, googled it... there is an official site with a FAQ page, including questions such as Can I vajazzle over my tattoos? WTF

Now to figure out an excuse to why I'm sitting here looking at photo examples of this on Google to my otherwise bewildered boyfriend. "Heather Armstrong told me not to, but I did it anyway. And now I'm forever scarred."

oh man, as a crafter with a room full of glitter & random bits that could be used to fancy-up my lady-parts.....the possibilities are both endless, and extremely frightening. Lest you think I'm REMOTELY serious, it would take a very, VERY large sum of money to get me to adhere anything to my nether-regions.

Just.... so very wrong.

And while I seriously doubt I qualify as a hipster, I would very much like to apply for the position of sister wife. I'm a obsessive compulsive clean freak, and I kinda like order & control. I love dance parties in the kitchen, can keep all of your gorgeous new flowers in bloom, and my 3 year old is a funny as she is brilliant.

Reminds me of a "most embarrassing moment" confession I read in a magazine. Wish I could remember which and cite the source so you'd know I'm not making this up, but alas, you'll have to believe me.
Story goes: Mother of a young daughter has a busy day ahead of her: takes the kid to school, does the grocery shopping, comes home, puts stuff away, etc, etc. Then off to the gynecologist, but a quick swipe of the nether region with the washcloth sitting by the sink before dropping it in the hamper and bolting out the door. Doesn't pay much attention when the doctor (male) makes some comment about "taking some extra time down there this morning" or some such thing, because really? No idea what he's talking about and do you really want to have a conversation when you're legs are in the air? Doesn't hit her until later that night daughter asks "Mommy, where are my sparkles? I left them in the thing in the bathroom!" Sparkles? Thing? Oh no. She makes a dash for the laundry hamper and yup - glitter all over the washcloth. And OH.SWEET.BABY.JESUS glitter all Down Under.
Beware the unintentional vajazzling.

A few months ago I had to create a retail ad for vajazzling. I had no clue what it was! Needless to say, a little internet research goes a very looooooooooooooong way. And so does vajazzling, aparently.

Naturally, I googled it. And, really? There are website devoted to decorating one's girl parts with crystals and sequins!? Dear god....

Alright, it's official. Our culture is completely bankrupt.

So, if one can vajazzle, can one pejazzle or tejazzle?

Tejazzling might be better due to minimal changes in size. Heh heh, gives new meaning to "the family jewels," eh? [cue dirty old man laugh here]

This will tell you everything you ever wanted/needed/wanted to know but were too afraid to Google it, about Vajazzling.

http://www.theluxuryspot.com/2010/02/23/i-got-vaja...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry or cringe, but there is no way in hell I am googling that. I learned my lesson about not being able to un-see things and my left eye hasn't grown back yet.

I can attest to the fact that is was actually a wonderful experience..providing, of course, that you are completely are almost completely Mr. Miagi down there. If you don't subscribe to some level or amount of waxing or electrolosis or laser removal for the vajayjay then it's not even an option. Takes seconds for the tech to slap the design on. You may think you would never like it or that it would be a horrible experience to deal with the after math of a normal "interlude" with your partner...but the reality is it's hot and sessy and it stayed on for at least a week and a half. I loved it and so did my partner. Totally recommend it.

I have seen this bedazzling of skin-not a vajazzle, but other parts and I hate to tell you there is no glue involved-I made the mistake of asking the chick who had her shoulder & arm done how it was applied and she said... "its sorta like wall anchors" OUCH!!!!!!!!!

This made me laugh so hard, my coffee came out of my nose. OUCH!