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More about this fad diet humans ate for millions of years

A couple of weeks ago when I wrote about changing my diet, only a few of you griped! What is up with that? Only one of you accused me of bragging, and then only one other told me I was susceptible to fads! Where is all the spit and vinegar? YOU GUYS. I AM BULLYING YOU WITH MY DIET.

A lot of you had some questions for me, so I thought I'd actually collect them all and answer them here, for those interested. For those who just can't be bothered, well then, SCADOODLE. Go attend to your more pressing matters. Like that poo you need to take.

Do you just eat pasture-raised beef?

I wish I could say that I only eat the meat of the cow I've raised in my own backyard. Billie Jo, that'd be her name. And she would taste lovely. We'd give her a proper goodbye complete with a slideshow of her life, and then as we grilled her flanks we'd reminisce about how she used to stand there, eat grass, and poop.

I try to eat only pasture-raised beef. Yes, it is more expensive and not always easy to find. And then when I do find it I inspect the label and see that it has been shipped from Uruguay. Which means that the fuel used to ship it here sort of defeats the purpose of trying to save the world.

I guess you could say that I do the best I can with what I've got. I recommend watching Food Inc. to understand that enormous change needs to happen in this country when it comes to our food supply. Since I can afford to buy meat that has been raised humanely and without hormones or antibiotics, I do. I think I have a responsibility to do so.

How did you feel after that tostada?

While I was shoving that tostada in my mouth it tasted better than anything I have ever eaten. Twenty minutes later I felt like I might die. In fact, death sounded like fun.

What do you eat before working out?

Since I always work out in the morning, my fuel is breakfast. I'll be totally honest here and tell you that I don't know if I could continue to eat this way if it weren't for Larabars, and no, they did not pay me to say that. In fact, after I wrote about going Paleo they actually contacted me and said, hey, do you know about our bars? And I was like, um… I have sex with your bars every morning.

The bars are gluten-free and contain no GMOs. I buy them in bulk at Costco. Some mornings I'll have the apple pie bar (raisins, walnuts, almonds, apples, dates, and cinnamon) plus a fruit shake made with bananas, strawberries, and a little bit of orange juice.

And then! Sometimes I will go all out and do something like this:

You go right ahead and get your mind out of the gutter!

Rico's is a local company, and they make the best guacamole and salsa that I can find in town.

We use these eggs because the chickens are cage free, but I'm hoping that once Kate's chickens start laying their own eggs that she will let me shop at her house.

And these are the best sausages in terms of ingredients we can find. YES. SAUSAGE. SAUSAGESOME.

Where can I find good information on it?

Here are some of the resources I used:

Paleo Plan
Paleo Diet Lifestyle
Robb Wolf
Latest in Paleo
Mark's Daily Apple
Living Paleo
Everyday Paleo

Is there a limitation on the amount of food that you can eat?

Nope. Not at all. It works because the foods I'm eating are totally satiating, and I notice that where before I would want a second serving, I'm now full before I finish a meal. This, for me, is the best part of living this way because I'm no longer walking around all day looking at the sofa or the coffee table and thinking they might taste good with a whole bunch of salt.

How did you manage this in Bangladesh?

Cooked meat. Plus I smuggled an entire box of Larabars in a plastic bag duct-taped to my torso.

How is this affecting your poop or lack thereof?

People, I have never been more regular. Some of you used to tell me that you would go poop at least three times a day, and I was all, SHUT UP YOU POOP BRAGGER. Not possible. You're stealing someone else's poop and claiming it as your own.

Since this website is loaded with information you did not need to know, I'll just go ahead and tell you that I poop at least three times a day. My poop is totally better than your poop.

How did you make the leap? Was it a gradual change? If so, what did you start cutting out first?

The first thing I cut out was processed food. No more "bagged" food like chips. Then I cut out white bread and switched to whole grain pasta. Then I cut those out of about 80% of my meals. Then I discovered Paleo and cut them out entirely. I wasn't eating that much sugar to begin with (I prefer salty things like French fries and George Clooney's hair), so I dropped sugar, dairy, and legumes cold turkey AND NOW I'M JUST BRAGGING.

What were some of the difficulties?

Don't hate me for saying this, but there haven't been any. This has been the easiest change I've ever made in terms of what I eat. I love eating this way. Wait, there has been one difficulty: Tyrant's incessant mocking. I fully expect to walk up to the office one day only to find a dead cow lying across my desk.

Has this lifestyle change affected your psych meds?

No. I am not willing to risk going off any of my medication. Period.

Is Jon participating?

No. He's still recovering from gallbladder surgery and the tiniest thing can make him feel sick. One day a salad put him in bed for the day. But he's been really nice about it and isn't standing over me crumbling gourmet cheese onto my forehead.

And there you go! My diet and poop are better than yours!

08.11.2011 Daily 74 comments

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  • greeblemonkey said:

    I don't know what it is, but I bet I can find something in there to be pissed off about. WAIT. My husband is lactose intolerant and you talked about cheese. What the fuck, Heather???

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    08.11.11 - 01:48 PM / 1
  • The Naked Redhead said:

    I've been doing primal for about two months (a lot like Paleo, except MOAR CHEEZ :)) and I LOVE it. Like you said, it was such an easy transition, I can't believe how good I feel, and my poop is totally rad.

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    08.11.11 - 01:52 PM / 2
  • Enatural7 said:

    I've read about many people eating the paleo way. It seems as if me and my family would benefit from making these changes. I need to change something before I get so big that I can't wipe my butt.

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    08.11.11 - 01:55 PM / 3
  • kimfromaustin said:

    After reading your post I ordered the book "the Paleo Solution." I couldn't put it down and read it in two days. For me the funny, interesting explanation of our bodies endocrinology system and hormones made it incredibly easy for me to change my diet and to understand my cravings. I never craved sugar. Fried okra was my weakness. I immediately felt better and no longer felt bloated and I've only been following it for less than a week. Thanks!

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    08.11.11 - 01:59 PM / 4
  • over.it.already said:

    THANK YOU DOOCE! Our house has recently gone gluten free, so this "cave man diet" (as my teen calls it) sounded interesting. We were talking about going vegan, but I can't eat soy/tofu and said teen won't eat beans. She cheered when I told her about this. I'll tell you what: it feels great to wake up without feeling like I have a 3 margarita hangover.

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    08.11.11 - 02:02 PM / 5
  • swilliams38 said:

    Your a bleepin' moron who should keep her own twisted agenda to her damn self. I am sick of your "I am so skinny and healthy and muscular and energetic" crap. Get over yourself you beyotch.

    Just kiddin'...

    (Feel better?) :)

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    08.11.11 - 02:03 PM / 6
  • DoubleDs said:

    Thank you so much for sharing. I wanted to know more and was going to ask you for some resources since you said you did so much research. I've made such a huge change in my life in the last few months and workout every single day. I've changed my eating habits just a bit (I never considered myself an unhealthy eater...I Love fruits and vegetables!). I've lost 30 pounds since March and in so many ways feel so much better and so much healthier. It's amazing. But, like you described in your first post, I feel tired a lot. I expected to have loads more energy considering how much weight I've lost and how much I am working out. I also feel so hungry and many times so bloated. I think I can try this Paleo diet, but want to see exactly what it's all about first. Sugar would probably be the hardest for me. I am a COOKIE MONSTER!

    Thanks for the info, and kudos to you, Heather, for making such healthy changes in your life. You're a good example for all of us and most important, for your daughters.

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    08.11.11 - 02:07 PM / 7
  • reneewvu said:

    What about booze?? Dairy I can live without. Meat even. But wine? Not on your life.

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    08.11.11 - 02:07 PM / 8
  • MarchelineB. said:

    Just to clarify for people who are new to paleo eating: Larabars are not good to stock up on if you are trying to lose weight. Heather is already at a healthy body weight, so she has more room to make decisions like cheese and Larabars and etc.

    If you are starting paleo in an obese or considerably overweight condition and want your body to slim down to its proper proportions, you will need to be a little more strict with your paleo diet. Giving up bread and potatoes and chowing down on six Larabars for breakfast isn't going to get you where you need to go.

    Check the websites Heather mentioned and look around for guidance on the right way to start, and later maintain, the healthiest body you can get!

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    08.11.11 - 02:08 PM / 9
  • mjryates said:

    My only question is why don't you make your own guacamole? It's so easy! You can make your own salsa too. :)

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    08.11.11 - 02:08 PM / 10
  • Becosh said:

    I used to be the biggest pasta and dessert lover EVER so the idea of this diet was crazy to me. However, after trying it for about 6 months, I can't imagine ever going back to my old diet. I was diagnosed with IBS by multiple doctors but after being on this diet, I have no more issues.

    I also have been diagnosed with endometriosis and in doing research on it, I read that you should avoid gluten and sugar because they can make it worse. In fact, you would be surprised how many medical conditions can be improved or even cured by following this diet. My father had really high blood pressure and after going paleo, his blood pressure went down to normal, he lost weight without exercising at all and his energy level skyrocketed.

    Also, there are so many recipes out there that can be used when you have a bread or sugar craving. I never feel deprived.

    Good for you and thank you for writing about this. People often think I'm insane and that this diet is impossible to follow. Maybe if we get the information out there, people will realize it is totally possible!

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    08.11.11 - 02:10 PM / 11
  • CalissaLeigh said:

    As this is a diet supposedly to revert to how cavemen ate, most people neglect to mention that cavemen only had a life expectancy of about 30 years.

    I'm teasing. Eat what you like, live better for it. :D

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    08.11.11 - 02:34 PM / 12
  • Nicky said:

    Hi!

    I don't care what ya eat. As long as you're happy. Do what you like. Like what you do. That first post about the new diet def. gave a sense of being beat down. Like all of those negative people who comment have won over how you feel and accordingly, write.

    Who cares what you eat/feed your family/ etc.? I sure don't. I've just begun a vegetarian lifestyle and love it and couldn't care less if other people think it's not making a difference in the world. It is making a difference in mine.

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    08.11.11 - 02:34 PM / 13
  • cynsmith said:

    I switched over to Paleo 7 days ago today. Thank you for the post that educated me on this fantastic "diet". I cannot believe how much better I feel inside and out. Go Paleo!

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    08.11.11 - 02:39 PM / 14
  • jan001 said:

    I think I'll do a little research on this just to see if I can do it. I'm kind of thinking not because it looks like a LOT of animal products which, don't get me wrong, I LOVE, but too much cholesterol blah blah blah.

    I asked my endo about the Atkins Diet many years ago and got a swift "no" because of the high protein and the fact that kidneys are something diabetics are funny about.

    No legumes?? I lovelegumes! Why no legumes? Don't take away the legumes!

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    08.11.11 - 02:46 PM / 15
  • dooce said:

    @CalissaLeigh actually, even though you're only teasing, there are still hunter/gatherer societies on earth today, and their lifespans resemble our own. They also are mostly void of heart disease.

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    08.11.11 - 02:47 PM / 16
  • kchaux said:

    I started eating Paleo last fall as part of a food challenge through my gym (yo, Roots!). I don't do it 100% of the time because I love beer far, far too much, but when I do stick to Paleo I generally feel great. Another good resource is Inherent Appetite, a food blog by one of my coaches.

    Heather, if you feel good and strong and healthy, that's what is important. Great job on sticking with it.

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    08.11.11 - 02:47 PM / 17
  • jamiefriggin said:

    I've been interested in Paleo since a friend started a CrossFit gym and began raving about it. Hearing about your success is what finally pushed me to try it. I'm on my fifth day, and it's pretty awesome. I am rarely hungry. That's by far the biggest improvement. I have had some headaches and dizziness from the carb withdrawals, but they are very manageable. The key for me has been to drink a couple of liters of water a day or as close to that as I can get. I hope I see improvement weight-wise (I work out with a trainer 4 times a week too), but just feeling as good as I do is enough for the moment.

    I definitely second the part about the Larabars. I eat one a day, usually just before I work out. Cherry Pie and Ginger Snap are to die for!

    Very glad you've found a diet that makes you feel great, and thanks for unknowingly giving me the little shove I needed to try it too. Do keep us posted on your progress.

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    08.11.11 - 02:52 PM / 18
  • Missybeme said:

    Tell Jon I am 1 year post gallbladder surgery and sometimes a salad will do the same thing to me (almost instantly)! At times, I'm affraid to eat vegetables. The trade off is not waking up in horrid pain every other night, feeling like you are having a heart attack after eating or having constipation so bad you throw up. I wish I could say it gets easier, but...as far as I'm aware...I don't know what day my stomach will allow the salad to stay or what day it will reject it outright. It's kind of like digestion roullette!

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    08.11.11 - 02:54 PM / 19
  • ladygray said:

    i'm totally intrigued... i've been trying to find a good diet to implement in our house to guide us towards more natural foods and to cut out processed foods.

    however, no cheese?! i'm shaking in my cheese-addicted boots...

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    08.11.11 - 02:58 PM / 20
  • kymmi said:

    How do you handle planning meals for your family? Do you make 2 different meals, or try to alter 1 that both can be either Paleo or non depending on side dishes? I'm cautiously interested (although there is the whole wine habit to kick) but am fairly certain neither husband or 7 year old daughter will be interested in it.

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    08.11.11 - 03:00 PM / 21
  • CalissaLeigh said:

    @dooce Great point! The Greeks and Japanese and Chinese and so on eat very similarly. Loved the book, Why The Chinese Don't Count Calories.

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    08.11.11 - 03:03 PM / 22
  • m_kwest said:

    I'm only offended that your fork and napkin are on the wrong side of your plate, and that your knife should be facing the other direction. Other than that, great information!

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    08.11.11 - 03:18 PM / 23
  • CalissaLeigh said:

    I just looked to see if chocolate was on this lifestyle eating plan. I didn't see it listed.

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    08.11.11 - 03:19 PM / 24
  • MsMegan said:

    You do eat fruit though, right? I guess so since you eat Lara Bars (my husband has a gluten sensitivity and loves them). My only reservation about any of this is the carb thing. I've done no-carb before and I it made me horribly depressed and eventually the thought of eating just made me sick. The carbs in the fruit would probably be enough though.

    And no cheese? Or french fries? Or french fries covered in cheese? Ever? What's the point in living? ;)

    Seriously though, if it works for you and it's a lifestyle change you are happy with... it's all good.

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    08.11.11 - 03:23 PM / 25
  • mahlookma said:

    Just in case it's even remotely helpful (with regards to that entire pasture-fed beef thing), www.localharvest.org has a number of places listed that should be relatively local to you. There's also a Salt Lake City-specific local food blog at www.localfoodbee.com that has a page about meat.

    I'm connected to neither of these sites, but do use Local Harvest to find local farm goods in my area.

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    08.11.11 - 03:30 PM / 26
  • Howard62 said:

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news about those "cage-free" eggs, but according to The Cornucopia Institute's organic egg scorecard (seriously: http://www.cornucopia.org/organic-egg-scorecard/) Oakdell rank pretty poorly, as in "produced on industrial-scale egg operations that grant no meaningful outdoor access." Alas, cage free doesn't mean much these days, other than, well: no cages.

    Food is one of the defining issues of our time - thanks for the great info and resources!

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    08.11.11 - 04:25 PM / 27
  • tokenblogger said:

    Tell them it's not a fad! It's been around for 15-20 years. It's so not a fad and was once called the Caveman Diet!

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    08.11.11 - 04:34 PM / 28
  • Janice said:

    Thank you so very much for posting this. I was hoping you would gather the questions and answer them. I asked about the psych meds because I also don't want to alter mine at this time. I'm halfway through Mark Sisson's book and hoping that a gradual transition to this lifestyle will both help health and I can join the three-poops-a-day club. Mine is more projectile after gallbladder surgery several years ago. Really. Thank you for sharing.

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    08.11.11 - 04:44 PM / 29
  • MrsIngie said:

    I had my gallbladder removed last May and Robb Wolf recommended I take Now Food super enzymes (orange bottle) which Jon should get asap. Take 1 capsule, add until you get heat where your ribs meets your rib cage, up to 5 capsules with meals that contain fat. I now fully eat Paleo with lots of fat (except my cheat bag of chips on period day) and have no problems digesting the fat at all. I only poo every three days now!!! I am jelliz of your poo.

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    08.11.11 - 04:55 PM / 30
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