Oof. This song just shoved me down a flight of stairs. Gotye (pronounced “gore-ti-yeah”) is a Belgian-born Australian artist named Wally De Backer. Give it a chance at least until 1:35. (Many thanks to Leslie for the heads up.)
These are the colors and ornaments on the kids’ Christmas tree. The ornaments are manufactured from plastic, and evidence shows that they will bounce when thrown directly against a hardwood floor. I picked turquoise to match Anglo-Saxon Baby Jesus’ eye color.