Last week I went to the dentist and was paired with a new hygienist. As she draped the bib around my neck she said, “I absolutely love your haircut!” “Wow, thanks!” I said. “I’m growing it out, actually. This is the in-between stage.” Without any sarcasm she made a weird face and said, “Well then, [...]
Marlo sleeps with seven stuffed animals. Seven. If one of those seven goes missing, well… let’s just say that Chuck better get used to sleeping in a crib.
Hardly anyone was out on the roads this morning because of the holiday, including snow plows. It’s a wet snow and I took a turn a little too wide and ended up perched on a curb. Luckily no one was around to see how many awkward maneuvers it took to get the car back on [...]