Hi. How are you? Fine? You’re fine? Is that the truth? You want me to stop asking? Leave you alone? But what if I care? What if I really care? What if I told you that I’m asking not because I’m supposed to ask but because I set aside the next hour of my life [...]
… would sir grant me permission to gut this bitch?
We like to pretend that the tub is an itty bitty pool, and I assure her that it’s better than the big pool because it’s not full of chlorine or other people’s urine.