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A fish gets a name

Me: “Hey, do you want to go over some of the names people suggested for your fish?” Leta: “People really left suggestions? REALLY?! YEAH! I wanna see!” Me: “Okay, here. Let me read some of them to you and you pipe up when you like one, okay?” Leta: “OKAY!” Me: “Larry… Al—” Leta: “Larry? What [...]

Hair, day who the hell knows

Some of you have been asking what’s going on with the hair situation, and I am right at that stage where I feel like shaving it all off. It’s not long enough, not short enough. Like Goldilocks is wrestling around up there looking for the right length and, oops! Sorry! The three bears don’t live [...]

Roll with it

I haven’t asked Chuck to roll over for a treat in, what? Years? And yet, any time I break out a piece of cheese he promptly sits, performs what I can only describe as a nod and then rolls over his right side in a flurry of wriggling limbs. And I’m like, dude. Chill. I [...]

And the moat is spectacular

Every time we drive by Temple Square Marlo points to the temple and shrieks, “DA CASTHLE!” And every time I say, “Yes, that’s where Cinderella lives!”