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Noise ordinance

My alarm goes off at 6:45 AM, and with my eyes still closed I reflexively reach over, fumble around the detritus on my nightstand until I find the monitor. I click the button to turn it on only to hear Marlo in the middle of shouting, “MMMOOOOHHMMM!” And then I can hear it through her [...]

Simple Town

The judges on Project Runway would rip her to shreds over the frayed hemline, but I like the edge it adds to this and not just because I don’t know how to sew and it makes me feel better about myself. Blazer: H&M (similar here) Dress: Thrifted (similar here) Gold glitter heels: Threadsence Clutch: Clare [...]


Believe me, I tried to grab one of those bubbles and stick it right in her dimple. It popped every time. When you’re a parent and can’t do drugs, you have to improvise.