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The Frank Show

This is a tale about a young boy who has been tasked to bring someone from his family to show-and-tell, and the only person available is his grumpy Grandpa Frank who complains a lot, prefers things the way they used to be and has a totally bum hip. Everyone else in class has someone interesting [...]

For me?

If one can’t have a monkey butler, then a dog butler will have to do. He even remembered that chocolate is my favorite.

Thirty Seven

Where do I even begin with this? We can start with, WHO LETS THEIR THREE-YEAR-OLD STAND ON TOP OF THE KITCHEN TABLE? Apparently, the future Avon World Sales Leader, that’s who. So for those of us who may have accidentally turned around at the grocery store and slammed our child into an end cap full [...]

Creature of the night

Last night was the second night in a row that Marlo attempted to stage a coup. She tried to get out of her room three different times, and after she figured out she could turn on her light I had to go in and unscrew the lightbulbs. In terms of fun, this is right up [...]