On Wednesday night at 10PM Mountain Time we counted the number of answers to this question asked in the community. The official total at that time was 1,288. Some of my favorite stripper names (ones I might steal if I ever write a work of fiction and am having a hard time coming up with a name for a detective or a wily sheriff):
Dances with Poles
I love you people.
Using random.org I generated a number:
Contest ID: 926
Community member: rgj123
Stripper name: Midnight Great Falls
Thanks to everyone who participated, and I hope this holiday season brings you joy.