After this she lathered herself in hand sanitizer.
The color of the end of the world.
Poor kid is really upset about her new pink cast.
An exceptional imitation of canine taxidermy.
Where all those capital letters come from.
Dressing like I’ve earned the right to be my mother’s daughter.
They didn’t get a walk yesterday, so I let them hunt the cutting board.
Can’t a kid just take a bath in the sink, for crying out loud?
For the procrastinators up in here.
The view from a self-imposed exile.