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Browse: Home › 2013 › January › 09 › Voiceover

Voiceover

2013/01/09

Do you guys ever wonder what your pets would sound like if they could talk, or am I smoking too much weed? (If I joke about weed enough at some point my dad is totally going to believe me) Whenever I get a shot of Chuck with his mouth open like this I imagine him with a very abrasive Midwestern accent, and he’s never happy with me.

“What kind of idiot let’s her three year old sit in her formal living room and sip orange gatorade out of an open cup? What’s wrong with you? Make sure you have that camera around when she spills that shit all over this stupid rug. I can’t believe I live here.”

Posted in Daily Chuck | Tagged Chuck, dog, Marlo Armstrong, pet

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