This week’s link roundup.
Floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee.
For the first time in weeks we aren’t breathing toxic fumes sure to cause premature death.
No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.
Stun her with a bracelet or a monogramed jewelry box or a purse or, you know, let her cry without asking if she’s taken her medication or if she’s on her period.
Headache, indigestion, stuffy or runny nose, back pain and muscle aches, temporary vision changes, dizziness or fainting, and THIS.
I may not come up with the recipes, but I can follow directions and wield a mean wooden spoon.
As for Marlo, she earns an allowance by hunting wildlife in the backyard and selling the fur on Etsy.
A sprawling post about my diet that does not include a single reference to poop. I should be fired.
This position is known as “I totally give up but will remain completely delightful while doing so.”