• Beth

    I hope @kathryneast doesn’t have kids.

  • KathyRo

    Sounds like dooce isn’t the only one with a broken vibrator.

  • Eilis Wagner Byrnes

    So, did your vibrator ever get fixed? Let’s get to important stuff.

  • bucky4eyes

    I was confused about whether or not I was God until Kingdom Kathryn set me straight. Twitter, land of epiphanies, of revelations, of people who fart and leave the room.

  • Rrrrandall

    Don’t confuse sanctimony for love. And telling an atheist she’s going to hell is like telling an adult Santa is going to bring her coal. It’s like, *shrug*.

  • Alex

    First time commentor, and omgosh, I think I love you. Because we all know, God is up there on his throne, scrolling through Tweets.

    You’d think with all the famine, disease, and other horrific events, he’d have no time for that :/

    High five Heather. You’re my hero :)

  • Debra

    Is there anything more entertaining than a fundamentalist?

  • Debra

    @KathrynEast apparently

  • Debra

    I don’t know, she could have left it shoved somewhere uncomfortable

  • Debra

    That goes for any haters that come here or social media. I used to use political party as an immediate decision maker for a potential new friend. I think I’ll use Dooce instead now!

  • Debra

    But can they repair things?

  • Debra

    Let’s see Michael Lassman, or He Who Knows Who is Damned and Judgmental.
    Religious zealots/fundamentalist are the most spiritually immature people that exist. By god, they’ll judge you to hell and back but can’t take a fucking joke, for one thing, but for another thing, always seem to know what God or Jesus would say about every fucking thing. The god and jesus I know love me any way I am, so that type of judgment just reflects back at the sender. How do you even find yourself here? Do you read that your opinion is in the minority? YOU DO NOT SPEAK FOR ANYONE HOLY. Except for assHOLIness. Of that you can speak with authority.

  • Debra

    yeah!

  • Debra

    I don’t know, she could have left it shoved somewhere uncomfortable

  • Debra

    I hope this is a joke, in which case it’s funny. If it’s not a joke, I’m saddened. Jesus won’t force our beliefs but apparently this one of his flock will. Spiritual immaturity. It’s so sad.

  • Debra

    And can he fix her vibrator?

  • Debra

    I’ll bring the vibrators since brownies are taken!

  • Debra

    She may have one with christ, but I read that in People magazine.

  • http://www.absentmindedhousewife.com/ The Absent Minded Housewife

    Guess all that’s left is the vegetable tray and the cubed velveeta.

  • Mette

    Oh my gosh, this is the best read I’ve had in a while.
    As for your first commenter, it could be a strange coincidence, but have you googled Gina Reinhart? Wealthiest woman in the Southern Hemisphere (or is it the world, I’ve list track).
    Good on you for creating debate, albeit of a religious/below the belt sir of mixture, HA!!!

  • Nicole S.

    My favorite is the notion that you shouldn’t say something because Jesus wouldn’t say it. Jesus would never say “my name’s Mike” so all you Mikes out there shouldn’t either? Too funny.