• http://chroniclesofus.com/ Jennifer

    I don’t have words for how much I need a trip to Maui (even with the possibility of being chased by a demon frog).

  • crooked teeth

    Ribbit.

  • MM

    Nice swim cover — where did you find it??

  • http://www.chookooloonks.com/ Karen Walrond

    Best. story. ever.

    (and yeah, I’da swatted your hand away as well. You could’ve gotten Frog Fever. It’s a thing.)

    (it’s not a thing.)

  • Heather Armstrong

    Thanks! I got it about five years ago from Victoria’s Secret. Wear it all summer.

  • Heather Armstrong

    If I had touched it, that would most definitely have become a thing.

  • http://oddlovescompany.com/blog/ Katybeth

    My teen is in Maui on his two week long senior trip. They are calling it a service learning trip. Mmmm. This was too funny. Sheesh, you are really lucky that frog could have had rabies and there is nothing more dangerous than a drunk frog. . .Looks like you had a marvelous time.

  • Elspeth

    During my sophomore year of college I lived in the basement level of a dorm right next to the teeny on-campus lake, which seems to be primarily occupied by mosquitoes and, yes, frogs. But these frogs were normal-sized, even tiny, and for about a month during spring, thousands upon thousands of tadpoles metamorphosed into tiny frogs about the size of my thumbnail. Somehow they kept getting into the pipes or something, and so we kept finding tiny frogs in the shower stalls. Being someone who likes frogs, I usually ended up going to the rescue of whichever of the girls started screeching about a tiny brown-black jumping thing in the shower, which meant catching the frog in my hands and carrying it back outside. Totally harmless, and rather sweet in an amphibious sort of way!

    Any bigger, though, and I’d probably have been more squeamish.

  • genoendicott

    Heather, Frog Whisper.

  • Ellere

    That’s a toad.

  • http://www.robyndavis.com Robyn

    Frog wanted more of your drink. That’s all. Great pix & story. Thx for sharing the journey. Someday I’ll get there. What a blast to do it with a kindred crew like that.

  • http://k-fabcrew.blogspot.com/ Kathee

    I LOVE those stories! Shit happens and friends never let each other forget about it! Maybe you should have kept the frog, join some frog racing…

    I love Maui!

  • http://www.kimskitchensink.com/ Kim’s Kitchen Sink

    That frog is terrifying. End of story.

  • Denise Webber

    Those photos are simply stunning, made me want to visit and I hate flying.

  • Jennifer Cafferty-Davis

    Wonderful pictures – what a great girls’ trip for you. And I don’t know who the “messenger of love” tattoo guy is, but what a cutie. I’d travel a lot more if there was a messenger of love guaranteed on every adventure. ;)

  • martinifontaine

    Now I’m trolling the internet for condos in Hawaii. THANKS HEATHER.

  • Esther Montgomery

    I love how you captured the essence of fun in these photos. They were beautiful.
    *sigh* I wanna go to Hawaii.
    This is my frog story. It may have
    been a dream, but it seemed very real.

    Many years ago, my then future sister-in-law and I decided to go drinking after
    dinner at Joe’s Crab Shack. A bottle and a half of premium tequila was split
    equally among us. Later, back at my place we each took turns praying to the porcelain
    goddess and regretting our pre-festivity dinner choice. During her final turn
    I sat on my bed and promptly passed out with my feel still on the floor. The
    dream: I was in my grandparent’s house and the whole family was outside
    encouraging me to come outside because of an incredibly large frog (very much
    like the one in your photo) and an undersized alligator (about the length of my
    arm, wrist to elbow). I replied that I couldn’t “because they would get me”. At
    that point, the frog grinned at me showing its large “River Monster” teeth and
    nodded. That’s when I woke up screaming. My SIL was in the living room with my
    boyfriend (now husband) and thought she heard me scream, but he thought it was
    the violent video game he was playing.

    Tequila lemon drops. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

  • Unstinky

    was the frog just trying to tan its belly?

  • Grant

    Yep, something that big & that ugly would be what we know here as a Cane Toad.
    Introduced here in Australia to eat the bugs on sugar cane. Turns out they ate everything but those bugs.
    Prolific breeders, the tadpoles a highly toxic to most animals if ingested, and the adult toads have poison glands on their backs.
    The end result is lots of cane toads, and the almost extinction (although they are making a come back now) of many lizard species- it took them a long time to figure out that you can’t eat a toad. Unless they’re suicidal.

  • adjei martins

    Why. Continue.

  • Niki J

    That is NOT a frog! THAT is the gatekeeper and key master ghoul from Ghostbusters!

  • babykatesmom

    I used to want to go to Hawaii until you told that story. I don’t do frogs. A huge one jumped on my bare calf while we were waiting in line for the bus at Disney World a year ago. My kids are still talking about it.

  • Penelope Luedtke

    Thanks for posting the pictures. They’re beautiful, I loved them.

  • Heidi

    Holy cow, you stayed at the same condo complex that my family did!

  • Michele S.

    My daughter’s name is Piper and if I was a betting girl, I’d say your Piper was the life of the party. You CAN’T have the name Piper and not be. It’s like an unspoken rule. We knew we were screwed when we named her that. :)

  • WebSavvyMom.com

    I’m pretty sure Bourbon in the nectar of the
    gods….

  • Mommiebear2

    That was the biggest damn frog I have ever seen!!!!!

  • Nicole B.

    I feel like this was a good day to read this story. Today also happens to be the day I finished Tuck Everlasting. Alternate title: Tuck Bourbon Tasting

  • pinkiepea

    It was a bufo toad aka cane toad. It’s a good thing the cat didn’t get it — the toads are poisonous and will kill small animals that bite it, sometimes within minutes. Larger animals, like my aunt’s dog who licked one a few years ago, will foam at the mouth, have seizures, etc. I’ve also heard that they can squirt the poison when attacked, which could blind you if it gets in your eyes. So you wouldn’t have gotten frog fever, but poison. Glad you didn’t touch it! But I have no idea why it was lying on its back. That’s just weird.

    I also have had to get a lot braver about such things since we bought a house here on Oahu — there are a lot of creepy crawlies and gross things that live in paradise. Like the six-inch centipede which I cut in half and then stung my one-year old daughter when she picked it up hours later. HOURS. LATER. And then having to pull the partly dead half a centipede out of her hand before it stung her again. There are reasons certain people (like me) still have to take prozac in Hawaii.

  • KristenfromMA

    I love frogs.

  • Taylor

    Awesome you went on the boat I used to work for! They do a great job. And frog or toad I have never seen one of those since I have lived here on Maui. So thanks for the bad dreams of killer amphibians.

  • Trish

    I also recognised it as a Cane Toad and had to google “are cane toads in hawaii” to learn that that’s where we got them from in the first place. They are a pest. A poisonous, nasty pest.

  • Mano Ranjithan

    NIce story while reading morning in the office..

  • Angie

    In Australia, people play tennis or golf or just plain ‘squish the cane toad’, so toxic are those things. I’m not even joking (not like when we tell Americans about drop bears and kangaroos carrying our bags to school or anything). It’s a good thing you didn’t touch it because there’s a good chance it would have poisoned you. But what are cane toads doing in Hawaii for goodness sake? Those things are fast breeding, eco system destroying monsters.