I now have figurines to help facilitate the lessons I will teach my children about certain online behavior.
“Woe is me, all summer long I was happy and free. Save my soul, the board of education took away my parole.”
Touching base as I recover from one of the worse cases of jet lag I’ve ever experienced.
Having a rare Hansel and Gretel moment when I could have one every day if I’d just make the damn time.
I hope she’s learning to tie knots, build a shelter, start a fire and how to make mama a hot dog.