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December 2005

30:
  • Self-absorbed exhibitionist
  • In our natural environment
29:
  • Leta got far more excited about the Avon World Sales Leader than she ever did about Santa
28:
  • Not only does Duchesne have a bowling alley, but they done got rocks!
27:
  • Fun times with the Fecal Family Players
  • Winter in Duchesne, UT (not much different than any other season in Duchesne)
26:
  • Leta with her loot
23:
  • After being forced to sit in Santa's lap Leta suddenly turned violent and severed his head with her mouth
  • A War on Dignity
22:
  • If he got me socks you'll hear all about it
  • Daydreaming of differential equations
21:
  • Lesbians pick their noses, too
  • She was perfectly fine until we abandoned her in the lap of a strange man who smelled like the inside of a chimney
20:
  • For those of you who come here for one thing, this is my Christmas present to you
  • We're going to take this act on the road
18:
  • Clarification in response to recent allegations that my heart is black and emits dangerous toxins
16:
  • If this doesn't hit you RIGHT THERE then maybe it's time you started letting yourself feel again
  • Even more fun with Pick Up Sticks
15:
  • Return of The Smooshness!
  • Nico
14:
  • If he ever loses us he can just follow the screaming like a trail of breadcrumbs
  • Leahpeah Peehead
13:
  • Clarification in response to a recent email
  • Annie, when your friend, Andrea, reads this and calls to tell you about it I hope she at least mentions the cute diagrams
  • Fun with Pick Up Sticks
12:
  • What an excellent day for an exorcism
  • Elf
09:
  • Best friends forever or until one of them borrows the other one's clothes without asking first, then not so much
  • Not very good at hiding his cocaine habit
08:
  • Diagnosis
  • Tree confetti
07:
  • The B. stands for BAD INFLUENCE
  • I have a feeling we aren't in Los Angeles anymore
06:
  • Monkey see, monkey do
  • Ferocious Bearded Armstrong
05:
  • Newsletter: Month Twenty-two
  • Twenty-two months
04:
  • Move over, David Blaine
02:
  • Why this is not a craft blog
  • Buying this new gas log was like giving him the gift of orgasm
01:
  • Cuddly as a cactus, charming as an eel
  • A very, very angry monster indeed
  • Look ma, no tin foil!


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