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March 2008

31:
  • Forgive me
  • "Spring"
  • Endurance
  • Baron Woolen Mills
28:
  • A chorus of angels
  • The important things
  • Friday morning smackdown
  • MOLGER square mirror
27:
  • The little sister I never had
  • Incriminating evidence
  • Bloody hell
25:
  • Chuck's heightened sense of AWESOME!
  • Tweet, tweeted, have done tweet
  • Vinyl-covered notebook
  • He knows where he came from
  • Like a record, baby
24:
  • Very sparkly flower ring
  • Anticipation
  • Blissfully unaware
  • Agreeing to disagree
21:
  • Honey bear salt and pepper shakers
  • Having a conversation only they can understand
  • The Classic GEORGE! and Chuck Embrace
20:
  • Exclamation point, long overdue edition
  • Large citrus juicer
  • Princess Charming
  • Drip drip drop
19:
  • "Winters like this are not something that humans are built to endure."
  • Hanging brain lamp
  • Pretty pink flower
  • Hope, part two
18:
  • Breaks out in a rash if fed anything
  • I imagine that Chuck speaks with the same accent
  • Tiny porcelain serving bowls
  • Lingering aroma of dog breath
  • Hope
17:
  • Grand total of 78,215 words
  • Vintage Pyrex ovenware
  • Sooty
  • Derek
14:
  • Angela Adams purse
  • Manipulator
  • Me and my friend Bill
13:
  • They don't call 'em noodly appendages for nuthing
  • Norka Orange
  • Evangelical
  • Disney, you total bitch
12:
  • Lemons into lemonade
  • Just now my father had to get up, walk away from his computer, and count to ten very slowly
  • First puzzles
  • Who's a good boy?
  • That one winter
10:
  • Fueled entirely by Advil
  • Employee's out of
  • Maternal
  • Indulgence
06:
  • Off to wrangle some cattle
  • Commemorative plate
  • Zen
  • JHA
05:
  • Subversive Cross Stitch Notecards
  • Feral
  • In the late afternoon hours before dinner
04:
  • Newsletter: Month Forty-nine
  • So it seems
  • Macadams Chocolate Confections
  • Trix
  • Jon refers to this tree as "Painful"
03:
  • This post is brought to you by the five cups of coffee I just guzzled
  • Watering can
  • Body slam
  • Frozen Sunday morning
01:
  • Your mother warned you about sites like this

Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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