Monthly Archives


November 2007

Thursday, 15 November 2007
Got her back against the record machine

Monday, 12 November 2007
Maybe should limit her MTV

Thursday, 08 November 2007
Would sir desire a calendar?

Tuesday, 06 November 2007
Newsletter: Month Forty-five

Thursday, 01 November 2007
Hallowhen he bites us, we'll know why


October 2007

Wednesday, 31 October 2007
Inside edition

Tuesday, 30 October 2007
A study in contrasts

Monday, 29 October 2007
Solid proof that the child is bilingual

Wednesday, 24 October 2007
Reading the fine print

Thursday, 18 October 2007
Empty

Friday, 12 October 2007
Probably more excited about carpet than I should be

Wednesday, 10 October 2007
Road rage

Monday, 08 October 2007
Heat seeker

Friday, 05 October 2007
Handmade cardholders and pouches

Wednesday, 03 October 2007
Newsletter: Month forty-four


September 2007

Thursday, 27 September 2007
The little things

Monday, 24 September 2007
Momentary lapse of reason

Friday, 21 September 2007
Stubborn Personality Disorder

Thursday, 20 September 2007
Getting there

Monday, 17 September 2007
Reunion

Thursday, 13 September 2007
Might not make sense having not slept in days

Monday, 10 September 2007
San Francisco, our second home

Friday, 07 September 2007
Relatively speaking

Wednesday, 05 September 2007
Newsletter: Month Forty-three


August 2007

Tuesday, 28 August 2007
Cold like the desert at night

Friday, 24 August 2007
Five years of dealing with my crap

Tuesday, 21 August 2007
From now on all questions will be answered with, "Because."

Monday, 20 August 2007
Vacancy

Thursday, 16 August 2007
Us on a diet

Thursday, 09 August 2007
Raising a packrat

Tuesday, 07 August 2007
On home improvement

Friday, 03 August 2007
Newsletter: Month Forty-two

Wednesday, 01 August 2007
From the SD card


July 2007

Monday, 30 July 2007
This is a first

Wednesday, 25 July 2007
Still a decade older

Monday, 23 July 2007
A kid again

Thursday, 19 July 2007
Edgar Degas was also born today

Monday, 16 July 2007
Exclamation Point, Summer 2007 Edition

Friday, 13 July 2007
Life without the nap

Wednesday, 11 July 2007
A typical evening

Monday, 09 July 2007
Reading into things

Tuesday, 03 July 2007
Newsletter: Month Forty-one


June 2007

Tuesday, 26 June 2007
And the smell of chlorine fills the air

Thursday, 21 June 2007
Generation gap

Tuesday, 19 June 2007
The father of my child

Thursday, 14 June 2007
Acclimation

Wednesday, 13 June 2007
Commiserating

Tuesday, 12 June 2007
When your mama doesn't bring you up right

Thursday, 07 June 2007
Hoping that everyone at my mother's office reads this

Tuesday, 05 June 2007
Newsletter: Month Forty


May 2007

Wednesday, 30 May 2007
He is still wearing the shoes he bought in 1989

Tuesday, 29 May 2007
Brought to you by SPF 50

Wednesday, 23 May 2007
Soon our home will be filled with cheap, breakable furniture

Tuesday, 22 May 2007
And my sister still refuses to wear sunscreen

Thursday, 17 May 2007
A last goodbye

Monday, 14 May 2007
The appearance of evil

Thursday, 10 May 2007
What Jon refers to as The Vagina Weekend

Tuesday, 08 May 2007
Newsletter: Month Thirty-nine

Thursday, 03 May 2007
A little R & R

Tuesday, 01 May 2007
In my prime


April 2007

Monday, 30 April 2007
On getting settled in

Wednesday, 25 April 2007
Moving forward

Monday, 23 April 2007
Acting her age

Thursday, 19 April 2007
Transitions

Wednesday, 18 April 2007
We are living an episode of Sanford and Son

Monday, 16 April 2007
T-minus one day

Thursday, 12 April 2007
Role play

Tuesday, 10 April 2007
Despite taking my meds regularly

Friday, 06 April 2007
Afterward we sat them both down and talked to them about their bodies

Wednesday, 04 April 2007
Newsletter: Month Thirty-eight

Tuesday, 03 April 2007
Four more paws on the hardwood


March 2007

Friday, 30 March 2007
Tenant

Thursday, 29 March 2007
To the East Side

Tuesday, 27 March 2007
Nooner

Wednesday, 21 March 2007
On being disowned

Monday, 19 March 2007
Should explain why she doesn't sleep with us

Thursday, 15 March 2007
Exclamation point, Late Winter Edition

Monday, 12 March 2007
Why no one would ever pay me to do a product review

Thursday, 08 March 2007
The emotional remote control

Tuesday, 06 March 2007
Newsletter: Month Thirty-seven

Friday, 02 March 2007
Masthead tutorial, sort of


February 2007

Wednesday, 28 February 2007
Six years old

Monday, 26 February 2007
Hidden is our stash of gay porn

Thursday, 22 February 2007
In answer to recent email

Wednesday, 21 February 2007
Cue soundtrack to Sanford and Son

Tuesday, 20 February 2007
With love

Friday, 16 February 2007
In desperate need of a pair of tweezers

Wednesday, 14 February 2007
Sick days

Monday, 12 February 2007
The beginning of a thrilling suburban weekend

Thursday, 08 February 2007
Only because the shipping was free

Monday, 05 February 2007
Newsletter: Month Thirty-six

Thursday, 01 February 2007
You should definitely take this seriously


January 2007

Tuesday, 30 January 2007
35 months and counting

Monday, 29 January 2007
Because I'm always looking for ways to make my father proud

Thursday, 25 January 2007
Having given birth to a force of nature

Tuesday, 23 January 2007
A selection of recent spam

Monday, 22 January 2007
I promised her I wouldn't say anything mean or untrue, and I tried my best

Friday, 19 January 2007
The sound of a car that won't start

Tuesday, 16 January 2007
A resolution that has finally stuck (so far)

Thursday, 11 January 2007
Probably not very good at balancing things on his head

Tuesday, 09 January 2007
Suburban nightlife

Monday, 08 January 2007
My how things change

Thursday, 04 January 2007
Newsletter: Month Thirty-five

Wednesday, 03 January 2007
Like McAdams loves Gosling

Tuesday, 02 January 2007
I resolve to eat more leafy green chocolate


December 2006

Friday, 29 December 2006
A Very Elmo Christmas

Wednesday, 27 December 2006
Snaggletooth and Soledad

Wednesday, 20 December 2006
There is a moral in here somewhere

Wednesday, 13 December 2006
Christmas time in the city

Monday, 11 December 2006
Metamorphosis

Thursday, 07 December 2006
Exclamation Point, Special Organic Free Range Chicken Broth Edition

Tuesday, 05 December 2006
T-shirts

Monday, 04 December 2006
Newsletter: Month Thirty-four

Friday, 01 December 2006
On being a better Democrat


November 2006

Tuesday, 28 November 2006
Can balance large objects on head if offered a piece of cheese

Wednesday, 22 November 2006
And the holiday season begins

Monday, 20 November 2006
Home again

Friday, 17 November 2006
Oh Canada, eh?

Wednesday, 15 November 2006
Behind the scenes

Tuesday, 14 November 2006
One of the few instances when Britney Spears is not the right answer

Monday, 13 November 2006
No place like home

Wednesday, 08 November 2006
Chaotic no more

Monday, 06 November 2006
Newsletter: Month Thirty-three

Friday, 03 November 2006
Celebrating with song

Wednesday, 01 November 2006
Because all the half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herders were sold out


October 2006

Tuesday, 31 October 2006
Til death do us part

Monday, 30 October 2006
365 days of superior snuggableness

Thursday, 26 October 2006
What it is like

Wednesday, 25 October 2006
Exercise, discipline, affection

Tuesday, 24 October 2006
Single-handedly destroying 30 years of pleasant reading

Monday, 23 October 2006
Noodly appendage

Tuesday, 17 October 2006
Wife, mother, Utah blogger

Thursday, 12 October 2006
Here goes nothing

Tuesday, 10 October 2006
Rumbling volcano

Monday, 09 October 2006
Add to the list of things that make this mortal body worth the pain

Friday, 06 October 2006
Photos from our trip to San Francisco

Thursday, 05 October 2006
Newsletter: Month Thirty-two

Monday, 02 October 2006
Under the pink


September 2006

Thursday, 28 September 2006
Side-effects may include very strong bones

Wednesday, 27 September 2006
Where God continues to have a very hearty laugh at our expense

Sunday, 24 September 2006
First family vacation since I promised I would never do this again

Thursday, 21 September 2006
Almost worse than clogs

Friday, 15 September 2006
Having dated walking red flags

Wednesday, 13 September 2006
Beneficiaries

Tuesday, 12 September 2006
One trick the dog taught himself

Thursday, 07 September 2006
And the saga of Ed continues

Tuesday, 05 September 2006
Newsletter: Month Thirty-one


August 2006

Wednesday, 30 August 2006
In sickness and in health

Monday, 28 August 2006
Beyond her years

Thursday, 24 August 2006
The most hard-earned year yet

Monday, 21 August 2006
You've reached the Armstrongs

Friday, 18 August 2006
Exclamation point, Summer Edition

Wednesday, 16 August 2006
Hardest working dog on the Internet

Monday, 14 August 2006
Keeping it real

Wednesday, 09 August 2006
Poker face

Friday, 04 August 2006
Newsletter: Month Thirty

Wednesday, 02 August 2006
What friends are for


July 2006

Monday, 31 July 2006
Next time she's coming with me

Friday, 21 July 2006
Communication

Thursday, 20 July 2006
Death to Ed

Wednesday, 19 July 2006
31

Tuesday, 18 July 2006
As evidenced by video!!

Thursday, 13 July 2006
Another instance when my early twenties continue to haunt me

Monday, 10 July 2006
In preservation of the inheritance

Friday, 07 July 2006
Newsletter: Month Twenty-nine


June 2006

Friday, 30 June 2006
A numbers game

Tuesday, 27 June 2006
Welcome mat

Friday, 23 June 2006
Victory declared in Clog Wars

Wednesday, 21 June 2006
On being a total nutjob

Wednesday, 14 June 2006
Her mother's daughter

Monday, 12 June 2006
Pointing out the obvious

Wednesday, 07 June 2006
Suburban landscape

Monday, 05 June 2006
Newsletter: Month Twenty-eight


May 2006

Tuesday, 30 May 2006
Clean, wholesome fun

Wednesday, 24 May 2006
Age of euphemisms

Monday, 22 May 2006
Nothing more healing or incomprehensible

Thursday, 18 May 2006
Go forth and multiply

Tuesday, 16 May 2006
Litmus test

Monday, 15 May 2006
For your reference

Wednesday, 10 May 2006
Irreconcilable difference of opinion

Monday, 08 May 2006
Cradle and all

Thursday, 04 May 2006
Newsletter: Month Twenty-seven

Tuesday, 02 May 2006
Hi, I read

Monday, 01 May 2006
Unpacking


April 2006

Wednesday, 26 April 2006
The Armstrong Plumbing Disaster

Monday, 24 April 2006
Oh mon, mon, mon, mon, you are

Friday, 21 April 2006
How to medicate with legal substances

Thursday, 20 April 2006
When renting doesn't seem like such a bad idea

Tuesday, 18 April 2006
I wish I knew then what I know now

Monday, 17 April 2006
The extent of the religion in this house

Wednesday, 12 April 2006
Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point

Tuesday, 11 April 2006
I need sunshine

Thursday, 06 April 2006
The little bit we can talk about

Tuesday, 04 April 2006
Newsletter: Month Twenty-six


March 2006

Friday, 31 March 2006
Healthy sleep habits, grumpy baby

Wednesday, 29 March 2006
They're letting anyone write a children's book these days

Tuesday, 28 March 2006
Gateway behavior to felony assault

Monday, 27 March 2006
A can of worms

Thursday, 23 March 2006
In a family way

Wednesday, 22 March 2006
Chuck, crackbaby

Monday, 20 March 2006
In praise of my househusband

Wednesday, 15 March 2006
SXSW: Photos in which everyone is wasted

Thursday, 09 March 2006
Final photos from Amsterdam

Wednesday, 08 March 2006
When a repressed urge becomes the worst case scenario

Monday, 06 March 2006
Newsletter: Month Twenty-five

Thursday, 02 March 2006
Even more important than a pop tart


February 2006

Monday, 27 February 2006
Celebrating Five Years of Public Stupidity, The Post

Thursday, 23 February 2006
Jaapy Jaapy, Joy Joy

Wednesday, 22 February 2006
Amsterdam Recap, The Part Where My Father's Computer Explodes

Monday, 20 February 2006
When correcting her would be the wrong thing to do

Friday, 17 February 2006
Amsterdam Recap, Part One of Many

Thursday, 16 February 2006
Our leisurely Sunday afternoon an ocean away

Monday, 13 February 2006
Gezellig

Sunday, 12 February 2006
Lost in Translation

Saturday, 11 February 2006
Email from my father, subject: Leta Chiqiteta, which made my insides spontaneously combust

Friday, 10 February 2006
Amsterdam: Day One

Friday, 03 February 2006
Newsletter: Month Twenty-four

Thursday, 02 February 2006
I love my job

Wednesday, 01 February 2006
My First Meme (which is not much different than My First Flesh-Eating Disease)


January 2006

Friday, 27 January 2006
Only thing missing from this vacation is Chevy Chase

Wednesday, 25 January 2006
DORJ! of the Jungle

Friday, 20 January 2006
Bridging the gap between species

Wednesday, 18 January 2006
Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Tuesday, 17 January 2006
There's no crying in snowboarding

Thursday, 12 January 2006
Spectacularly normal

Tuesday, 10 January 2006
Still taking the Thank God Tom Cruise Is Not In Charge Otherwise I Would Be Dead Right Now Vitamin

Monday, 09 January 2006
Good God, Lord in heaven, etc.

Thursday, 05 January 2006
It wasn't socks but it was close enough

Tuesday, 03 January 2006
Newsletter: Month Twenty-three

Monday, 02 January 2006
The few members of the family who don't sit around and wonder which Mormon angel appeared to George Washington


December 2005

Friday, 30 December 2005
Self-absorbed exhibitionist

Tuesday, 27 December 2005
Fun times with the Fecal Family Players

Thursday, 22 December 2005
If he got me socks you'll hear all about it

Tuesday, 20 December 2005
For those of you who come here for one thing, this is my Christmas present to you

Tuesday, 13 December 2005
Annie, when your friend, Andrea, reads this and calls to tell you about it I hope she at least mentions the cute diagrams

Friday, 09 December 2005
Best friends forever or until one of them borrows the other one's clothes without asking first, then not so much

Tuesday, 06 December 2005
Monkey see, monkey do

Monday, 05 December 2005
Newsletter: Month Twenty-two

Thursday, 01 December 2005
A very, very angry monster indeed


November 2005

Monday, 28 November 2005
"This is what you get when you rely on the Internet to answer potentially life-altering questions"

Wednesday, 23 November 2005
Because I love to play the organ

Monday, 21 November 2005
Included batteries not

Friday, 18 November 2005
Vacation home

Thursday, 17 November 2005
12 Months of Chuckles

Tuesday, 15 November 2005
You can't always get what you want

Tuesday, 08 November 2005
You're going to want to skip over this one, Dad

Thursday, 03 November 2005
Newsletter: Month Twenty-one

Wednesday, 02 November 2005
Hallowhy are you doing this to me?

Tuesday, 01 November 2005
Wherein a whole bunch of you just roll your eyes


October 2005

Wednesday, 26 October 2005
Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car

Monday, 24 October 2005
This weekend I used the term Cheeto Hands

Thursday, 20 October 2005
The Sponge Stage, or Why I Now Have to Start Behaving Like a Parent

Tuesday, 18 October 2005
My time would be better spent reading literature, but this is so much more fun

Friday, 14 October 2005
The Leta Walking Experience

Wednesday, 12 October 2005
Grandpa Mike

Wednesday, 05 October 2005
Best Show on Earth

Monday, 03 October 2005
Newsletter: Month Twenty


September 2005

Friday, 30 September 2005
Internal Digital Readout

Wednesday, 28 September 2005
Christie

Tuesday, 27 September 2005
Leta found religion

Monday, 26 September 2005
I'm so glad when Daddy comes home

Wednesday, 21 September 2005
To all the RSS readers I've loved before

Monday, 19 September 2005
Paved paradise

Tuesday, 13 September 2005
Six times the suck

Friday, 09 September 2005
This kid is going to kill it at frat parties

Thursday, 08 September 2005
I have a family here on Earth, they are so good to me

Friday, 02 September 2005
Newsletter: Month Nineteen


August 2005

Tuesday, 30 August 2005
Frightening flashes of my mother's genes

Monday, 29 August 2005
Leave me my tonles!

Friday, 26 August 2005
Walk this way

Wednesday, 24 August 2005
It's called the Leather Anniversary because at this point in the relationship you need to buy something with which you can beat each other

Monday, 22 August 2005
Saturday is a special day, it's the day we get ready for Sunday

Sunday, 14 August 2005
Why I moved closer to my family (and yes, this reason is better than, "So I could shoot the Mormons at close range.")

Wednesday, 10 August 2005
This open road in front of me just got a little bumpy

Monday, 08 August 2005
The B. stands for BACKFIRE

Wednesday, 03 August 2005
Newsletter: Month Eighteen

Tuesday, 02 August 2005
To all the girls I've loved before


July 2005

Wednesday, 27 July 2005
The point at which all phone conversations resemble a drop in cell phone coverage

Tuesday, 26 July 2005
"A Blue Marlin in a sea of tuna," you can't make this stuff up

Monday, 25 July 2005
Fantasies of the recently-turned elderly

Friday, 22 July 2005
Sprint's newest customer

Wednesday, 20 July 2005
Moments before the cake killed the whole family

Tuesday, 19 July 2005
The past is beautiful like the darkness between the fireflies

Tuesday, 12 July 2005
Lead singer of the Knuckleheads

Tuesday, 05 July 2005
Newsletter: Month Seventeen


June 2005

Wednesday, 29 June 2005
Making his way the only way he knows how

Monday, 27 June 2005
With a moo moo here

Thursday, 23 June 2005
Sundays they camped and read and prayed (and then told fart jokes)

Wednesday, 22 June 2005
How am I driving? Call 1-800-SUCKMYBIGTOE

Tuesday, 21 June 2005
The Secrets of BlogHer Conference REVEALED

Sunday, 19 June 2005
Vangroovooroo

Wednesday, 15 June 2005
If this isn't reclaiming the web for personal expression then I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

Tuesday, 14 June 2005
When my Dad reads this his head is going to be full of BLEEEEEPs

Friday, 10 June 2005
Scottish and sunburned

Wednesday, 08 June 2005
Bick Bruildings of Beaufort

Tuesday, 07 June 2005
Newsletter: Month Sixteen

Wednesday, 01 June 2005
Leaving on a jet plane


May 2005

Tuesday, 31 May 2005
Dear God Almighty, Lord in Heaven, Everlasting Father

Friday, 27 May 2005
Wherein I realized that it's almost impossible to say BLOG without throwing up on national television

Wednesday, 25 May 2005
You'll never guess what this post is about

Monday, 23 May 2005
The $450 Pocket of Gas

Wednesday, 18 May 2005
Second on that list would be "rub Mama's feet"

Tuesday, 17 May 2005
I really think we should just be friends

Monday, 16 May 2005
I'm sorry, but you cannot expect me to resist something that is described as having "luminous natural shells in cascading tiers" so just save your breath

Tuesday, 10 May 2005
Spare me the details

Wednesday, 04 May 2005
The one thing we KNOW she inherited from me

Monday, 02 May 2005
Newsletter: Month Fifteen


April 2005

Tuesday, 26 April 2005
The scent of emotion

Monday, 25 April 2005
Nothing is cute the second time, or the 400th for that matter

Friday, 22 April 2005
Yet another entry this week that speaks of the penis

Wednesday, 20 April 2005
In which I don't discuss the size of anyone's pecker

Monday, 18 April 2005
P.M. Dawn

Friday, 15 April 2005
This town needs an enema

Wednesday, 13 April 2005
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

Monday, 11 April 2005
Millions of women across America have seen MILLIONS of years erased, MILLIONS, MILLIONS!

Thursday, 07 April 2005
Mancunian Candidate

Wednesday, 06 April 2005
Vigorous, bold, unforgettable

Monday, 04 April 2005
Newsletter: Month Fourteen


March 2005

Wednesday, 30 March 2005
And behold, Jon and Heather begat Leta, and yea, she was very stubborn

Tuesday, 29 March 2005
MRI am Freaking Out, Part Two

Monday, 28 March 2005
Little Sisters

Tuesday, 22 March 2005
Lance Armstrong, The Conclusion

Friday, 11 March 2005
Good Dog Carl Goes to Prison

Wednesday, 09 March 2005
Switch Hitter

Tuesday, 08 March 2005
Email: Best wishes in growing up

Wednesday, 02 March 2005
Newsletter: Month Thirteen


February 2005

Monday, 28 February 2005
Leego my Eeego

Sunday, 27 February 2005
Happy Fourth Blog Birthday to this Behemoth of A Project

Friday, 25 February 2005
Demo: How to be a Dork

Wednesday, 23 February 2005
A List of Things I Need to Get Done That Probably Won't Get Done Because I'm a Stressed Out and Overwhelmed Mess of a Flake

Tuesday, 22 February 2005
Jesus wants me for a snowbeam

Friday, 18 February 2005
Next game we teach her will be shin-kicking

Wednesday, 16 February 2005
What a way to make a living

Monday, 14 February 2005
I don't need to hear you say that if we weren't so alike you'd like me a whole lot more

Saturday, 12 February 2005
In order to earn residence in Utah you have to have shoplifted at least once in your life

Friday, 11 February 2005
It started off so innocent!

Thursday, 10 February 2005
Yesterday someone called me a money-grubbing whore, and I was all, money?

Tuesday, 08 February 2005
You should ask her about the time I made dood balls for my Mormon boyfriend, Kovar

Thursday, 03 February 2005
Newsletter: Month Twelve


January 2005

Monday, 31 January 2005
NY Times, gateway drug to Playboy

Friday, 28 January 2005
The moral of the story

Wednesday, 26 January 2005
If only there were a category for Sappiest Weblog Entry of the Year

Monday, 24 January 2005
Once this guy tried to pick me up with, "Hey, I'm from Hoboken. Where you from?"

Friday, 21 January 2005
Why simply enjoy an organism when you can experience a sensational organism?

Wednesday, 19 January 2005
Dog Park

Tuesday, 18 January 2005
National Public Nightmare

Monday, 17 January 2005
Generations

Friday, 14 January 2005
For some reason I feel that George Michael should be singing behind this post, I don't know why

Wednesday, 12 January 2005
Her necklace says, "Be Fri," and mine says, "st ends"

Monday, 10 January 2005
I like to think that she smells good because of me, but I'm pretty sure that has everything to do with the lotion

Wednesday, 05 January 2005
Email: The No Poop Policy

Monday, 03 January 2005
Newsletter: Month Eleven


December 2004

Friday, 31 December 2004
Femelist 2004

Thursday, 30 December 2004
Typical Morning at The Armstrong Experience

Tuesday, 28 December 2004
Santa's Little Helper

Monday, 27 December 2004
Oh, mah darlin' GEORGE!

Sunday, 26 December 2004
Email: Merry Christmas

Wednesday, 22 December 2004
He got to go shopping all by himself, so yes, I am a little bitter

Wednesday, 15 December 2004
With friends like me, who needs idiots?

Monday, 13 December 2004
Another Reason I Probably Shouldn't Be Allowed to Care for Living Things

Friday, 10 December 2004
Mother, if you're reading this, the part about the four women, it's not true

Monday, 06 December 2004
Newsletter: Month Ten

Thursday, 02 December 2004
Watching in slow motion


November 2004

Monday, 29 November 2004
Waiting for someone to sing me his song

Tuesday, 23 November 2004
She's having a boy

Sunday, 21 November 2004
Someone even dressed up like Brian Emo, get it? get it?

Friday, 19 November 2004
You be well for me

Thursday, 18 November 2004
Not only did I tell Jon, I'm telling the Internet

Wednesday, 17 November 2004
The Biggest Breakthrough in Food Storage this Millennium

Monday, 15 November 2004
Cautionary Tale

Friday, 12 November 2004
In the Midwest people is too proper to use the word "panty"

Wednesday, 10 November 2004
Bipolar baby, sweet little lady, driving me crazy

Monday, 08 November 2004
Untitled

Friday, 05 November 2004
A Day in the Life of BYU College Student George Boone

Wednesday, 03 November 2004
Newsletter: Month Nine

Monday, 01 November 2004
Wherein I Clobber the World with This Much Cuteness


October 2004

Wednesday, 27 October 2004
If you're looking for Chuck's adoption story, here it is

Tuesday, 26 October 2004
Email: Can't we just leave my hair out of this?

Monday, 25 October 2004
Holy shit, it's snowing

Friday, 22 October 2004
Happy Annual It’s Time To Change My Hair Month

Wednesday, 20 October 2004
On your way to becoming America's Next Top Person With a Brain in His Mind

Monday, 18 October 2004
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back

Friday, 15 October 2004
Every comment should include the word "poop"

Thursday, 14 October 2004
The Chuck Tissue Chewage Disaster

Wednesday, 13 October 2004
The First Born

Friday, 08 October 2004
Email: Hate is all you need

Wednesday, 06 October 2004
Our Weekend Away

Monday, 04 October 2004
Newsletter: Month Eight

Friday, 01 October 2004
Venti Disaster


September 2004

Wednesday, 29 September 2004
Holy Sabbath Day of Prayer

Tuesday, 28 September 2004
Email: But can you wire a dishwasher?

Monday, 27 September 2004
What is Chechnya?

Friday, 24 September 2004
Email: I Lack the Fibre

Wednesday, 22 September 2004
Have You Reconvened Your Procedure?

Monday, 20 September 2004
Of Lima Beans and Pickle Juice

Thursday, 16 September 2004
A Story About Someone Else's Ass

Tuesday, 14 September 2004
All questions must be submitted in writing

Monday, 13 September 2004
Our Benevolent Dictator . . .

Sunday, 12 September 2004
MRI am Freaking Out

Friday, 10 September 2004
Email: Poop

Thursday, 09 September 2004
The Adams Family

Wednesday, 08 September 2004
The Other Side

Tuesday, 07 September 2004
I've Got a Fever

Monday, 06 September 2004
Drunken Dooce Coding Again

Thursday, 02 September 2004
Newsletter: Month Seven


August 2004

Tuesday, 31 August 2004
Unlocked Part Two, or, On That Open Road in Front of Me

Saturday, 28 August 2004
Unlocked

Thursday, 26 August 2004
Heather, interrupted

Tuesday, 24 August 2004
Tender is the touch of someone that you love too much

Sunday, 22 August 2004
Chuck vs. The Green Plastic Dinosaur

Thursday, 19 August 2004
Slate Gray Victorian Sell-Out

Tuesday, 17 August 2004
My 17 Pound, 28 Inch Tall Gagmeister

Sunday, 15 August 2004
Taking it to the Next Level On My Plate Down the Pike on the Spreadsheet

Friday, 13 August 2004
Chchchch-Changes

Wednesday, 11 August 2004
Side Effects May Include Miscommunication

Monday, 09 August 2004
The Disastrous End

Friday, 06 August 2004
Makes Mouths Happy

Monday, 02 August 2004
In a Van Down by the River

Sunday, 01 August 2004
Newsletter: Month Six


July 2004

Friday, 30 July 2004
The Italian Job

Wednesday, 28 July 2004
I know I said that I wouldn't talk about them anymore, but if yours were as sore as mine you'd be talking about them, too

Monday, 26 July 2004
The Beginning of the End of All This Talk About My Boobs

Sunday, 25 July 2004
The Birthday Without the Puking and the Screaming

Friday, 23 July 2004
RE: ARMSTRONGS ARE DUMBASSES

Wednesday, 21 July 2004
Shameless Internet Groupies Unite!

Monday, 19 July 2004
Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman

Thursday, 15 July 2004
California, Here We Come

Tuesday, 13 July 2004
Have You Done Shane?

Friday, 09 July 2004
It's Going to be Okay

Tuesday, 06 July 2004
The post in which I actually use the phrase "hot forks of displeasure" and I am apologizing for it right now

Saturday, 03 July 2004
Newsletter: Month Five

Thursday, 01 July 2004
This is the post that they will read at the judgment bar of God to prove that I belong in Hell


June 2004

Monday, 28 June 2004
I Left My Baby in San Francisco

Tuesday, 22 June 2004
Sweet Potato Punkin Head

Saturday, 19 June 2004
Frog Papa

Wednesday, 16 June 2004
A Story About My Ass

Monday, 14 June 2004
Introducing the Newest Member of Our Family: The Nikon D70

Saturday, 12 June 2004
RE: HOW ABOUT I TAKE AWAY YOUR BINKY, YOU BITCH!

Thursday, 10 June 2004
The Day the Binky Died

Sunday, 06 June 2004
God Bless Merka!

Friday, 04 June 2004
Formula

Wednesday, 02 June 2004
Newsletter: Month Four


May 2004

Saturday, 29 May 2004
Basketball Diaries

Wednesday, 26 May 2004
Everybody Hurts

Monday, 24 May 2004
The Armstrong Returning of the Garbage Disposal Disaster

Friday, 21 May 2004
Pictures of My Daughter With Her Screaming Mouth Closed, Plus One Of The Dog Begging For A Bite Of My Pop Tart

Wednesday, 19 May 2004
Tinky Winky, My Baby's New Binky

Monday, 17 May 2004
The Other Furry Child Who Knows How to Sleep Through The Night

Thursday, 13 May 2004
License to Shrill

Wednesday, 12 May 2004
More than Words

Tuesday, 11 May 2004
Undone

Thursday, 06 May 2004
I'm Just A Girl

Tuesday, 04 May 2004
Benevolent Dictator

Saturday, 01 May 2004
Job Description


April 2004

Wednesday, 28 April 2004
leta.typepad.com

Tuesday, 27 April 2004
Newsletter: Month Three

Sunday, 25 April 2004
If I Don't Write About It I'll Cry About It

Thursday, 22 April 2004
Milestones and Mental Diseases

Tuesday, 20 April 2004
Since You Asked

Sunday, 18 April 2004
The Maternal Multitasker

Wednesday, 14 April 2004
Remembering the Smiles

Monday, 12 April 2004
Surrender

Sunday, 11 April 2004
Teaching Our Daughter About Her Cheeseburger

Friday, 09 April 2004
Daytrippers

Wednesday, 07 April 2004
Apologies

Monday, 05 April 2004
Requisite Weekly Dosage of Letaness

Friday, 02 April 2004
I'm so horny but that's okay...my will is good

Thursday, 01 April 2004
Wife, Mother, Binky-Putter-Back-Inner


March 2004

Tuesday, 30 March 2004
Things I Never Noticed Until I Had a Baby

Monday, 29 March 2004
Newsletter: Month Two

Thursday, 25 March 2004
The Stupid Standard

Tuesday, 23 March 2004
Hell Yes, She's Worth It

Monday, 22 March 2004
In The Time It Took Me To Write This Post My Mother Sold Another $400,000 in Avon Products

Friday, 19 March 2004
The Breastfeeding Hunger

Tuesday, 16 March 2004
A Labor Story

Wednesday, 10 March 2004
Boob

Monday, 08 March 2004
Bad Mood Baby

Sunday, 07 March 2004
Happy Second Annual Dooce Got Fired Day

Friday, 05 March 2004
My Unsolicited Advice

Tuesday, 02 March 2004
Someone Give Me a Cookie, I Made It Through One Month

Monday, 01 March 2004
My Husband, The Bank Robber


February 2004

Friday, 27 February 2004
It All Depends On Your Definition of "Better"

Thursday, 26 February 2004
Underwire Technical Support

Tuesday, 24 February 2004
Isn't She Lovely?

Monday, 23 February 2004
CBS Should Make Me Apologize for this Post

Friday, 20 February 2004
I Typed This Whole Entry With One Hand

Tuesday, 17 February 2004
I Am Becoming THAT Woman

Friday, 13 February 2004
Thank the Mormon God It's Friday

Wednesday, 11 February 2004
The Super Mutt and His Sister

Monday, 09 February 2004
A Heartbreaking Work of Super Pooping Genius

Thursday, 05 February 2004
Our Little Frog Baby

Monday, 02 February 2004
Due Date


January 2004

Thursday, 29 January 2004
When? When? When?

Monday, 26 January 2004
T-Minus Seven Days and Not A Coherent Thought To Be Found

Friday, 23 January 2004
39 Weeks, Photo Collection: I Don't Think You're Ready for this Belly

Wednesday, 21 January 2004
Strategies for Indoocement

Monday, 19 January 2004
Pepper

Friday, 16 January 2004
Count Your Many Blessings, Name Them One By One

Tuesday, 13 January 2004
The Spiraling, Ridiculously Flawed Logic of an Unmedicated Mind That Seriously Needs to Be Medicated, Like, All the Time

Saturday, 10 January 2004
37 Weeks, Photo Collection: The Armstrong Kitchen Remodeling Disaster

Wednesday, 07 January 2004
At Least I'm Not Nauseous!

Monday, 05 January 2004
The Point at which Every Post is Going to be a Post Where I Freak Out About This Pregnancy


December 2003

Wednesday, 31 December 2003
Obligatory Reflections on The Year of The Belly

Tuesday, 30 December 2003
35 Weeks, Photo Collection: White Out

Wednesday, 24 December 2003
Christmas With Cascade

Thursday, 18 December 2003
Danger Park

Tuesday, 16 December 2003
Statistics

Friday, 12 December 2003
33 Weeks, Photo Collection: I Love You, Wood Floors

Tuesday, 09 December 2003
The Armstrong Wood Floor Prepping Disaster

Wednesday, 03 December 2003
Is it my imagination or have I finally found something worth living for?

Monday, 01 December 2003
31 Weeks, Photo Collection: Demolition


November 2003

Tuesday, 25 November 2003
Things in the Past Week That Have Brought Me to Uncontrollable, Blubbering Tears

Thursday, 20 November 2003
Hester Prynne

Tuesday, 18 November 2003
The Hemorrhoid That Ate Manhattan

Friday, 14 November 2003
29 Weeks, Photo Collection: Autumn in Utah

Tuesday, 11 November 2003
Belly Button Watch 2K3

Friday, 07 November 2003
Max

Wednesday, 05 November 2003
Battle of the Blanket

Monday, 03 November 2003
27 Weeks, Photo Collection: World, Are You Ready For This Much Cuteness?


October 2003

Thursday, 30 October 2003
Like Clockwork

Tuesday, 28 October 2003
16 Candles

Wednesday, 22 October 2003
Note to Self: Please Remember These Things Next Time You Start to Fall For Those Baby Gap Ads That Make Going Through Pregnancy Seem Really Cute

Monday, 20 October 2003
25 Weeks, Photo Collection: Happy Distractions

Friday, 17 October 2003
Drama

Friday, 10 October 2003
Obstacle 1 - 4

Tuesday, 07 October 2003
23 Weeks, Photo Collection: Memphis

Friday, 03 October 2003
Because I Wasn't Insane Enough Already


September 2003

Thursday, 25 September 2003
Walking in Memphis

Tuesday, 23 September 2003
Movement

Friday, 19 September 2003
21 Weeks, Photo Collection: From the Attic

Wednesday, 17 September 2003
Fawnzelle La Bon Marché Armstrong

Tuesday, 16 September 2003
Good Dog

Friday, 12 September 2003
You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you...

Tuesday, 09 September 2003
20 Weeks, Photo Collection: The Non-Photo Gallery

Friday, 05 September 2003
Battle of the Bump

Tuesday, 02 September 2003
18 Weeks, Photo Collection: A Year in the Life of Heather's Hair


August 2003

Thursday, 28 August 2003
The Type of Post That Makes Me Feel Somewhat Relieved that I Have Disabled Comments

Monday, 25 August 2003
17 Weeks, Photo Collection: Utah's Hogle Zoo

Wednesday, 20 August 2003
The Paper Anniversary

Friday, 15 August 2003
16 Weeks, Photo Collection: Boone Family Reunion

Wednesday, 13 August 2003
A Long, Rambling, Nearly Incoherent Description of My Night with Norah Jones

Thursday, 07 August 2003
Getting off My Soon-to-be Stretch Marked Ass: 15 Weeks, Photo Collection

Tuesday, 05 August 2003
Another Reason I Probably Shouldn't Be Allowed to Have Children


July 2003

Thursday, 31 July 2003
Pregnancy Update Whether You Wanted One Or Not

Wednesday, 30 July 2003
Classmates

Tuesday, 29 July 2003
Tree-less in Memphis

Friday, 25 July 2003
Happy Birthday Peanut Butter!

Tuesday, 22 July 2003
Free Refills on Breadsticks!

Friday, 18 July 2003
It's My Birthday, Too

Wednesday, 16 July 2003
12 Weeks And Counting

Thursday, 10 July 2003
Just a Few of the Things Around My House That Will Forever Conjure the Sensation of Dry Heaving

Wednesday, 09 July 2003
Postman

Monday, 07 July 2003
Highlights of the Holiday Weekend

Tuesday, 01 July 2003
Snap, Crackle, Pop


June 2003

Thursday, 26 June 2003
As Real As It May Seem

Wednesday, 25 June 2003
Happy and Okay

Tuesday, 24 June 2003
The State of My Weight

Thursday, 19 June 2003
Survival of the Species

Tuesday, 17 June 2003
Work in Progress

Monday, 16 June 2003
"Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it�s eating your pants"

Friday, 13 June 2003
Crazy Peeing Pregnant Lady

Wednesday, 11 June 2003
Warning...

Tuesday, 10 June 2003
Eat Your Heart Out, Trading Spaces

Friday, 06 June 2003
Wonder Woman

Thursday, 05 June 2003
Wouldn't Papa Be Proud

Monday, 02 June 2003
Two Significant Reasons To Go On or Off Birth Control


May 2003

Friday, 30 May 2003
Phone Fury

Wednesday, 28 May 2003
If They Only Knew . . .

Tuesday, 27 May 2003
In The Mood for Food

Saturday, 24 May 2003
I Know That This Is Probably Not The Grossest Thing You've Ever Seen, But . . .

Friday, 23 May 2003
All Too Appropriate

Thursday, 22 May 2003
A Selection of Recent, Random and Wholly Unrelated Observations, Volume IV

Monday, 19 May 2003
This is Going to Be A Long One, So Don't Say I Didn't Warn You

Sunday, 18 May 2003
If Someone Asks to Interview You For An Article in The New York Times, You Might Want to Think Twice Because . . .

Thursday, 15 May 2003
The Sacrifices I Make For That Dog

Tuesday, 13 May 2003
Jon's Wife

Friday, 09 May 2003
Weekend Plans

Wednesday, 07 May 2003
Whether You're A Mother or Whether You're a Brother

Tuesday, 06 May 2003
No, Seriously

Thursday, 01 May 2003
They Just Delivered Several New Sears-Bought Home Appliances and Installed Our Cable Modem and All I Have to Say Is:


April 2003

Monday, 28 April 2003
Painting Rather Than Updating

Wednesday, 23 April 2003
Things I Don't Remember

Monday, 21 April 2003
Swatches

Friday, 18 April 2003
My Comrade in Carmen and Constipation

Wednesday, 16 April 2003
My Favrit Nabors

Sunday, 13 April 2003
The Reason I've Been Crying Incessantly For Days

Thursday, 10 April 2003
Know What I Feel?

Wednesday, 09 April 2003
Look on the Bright Side, At Least You've Got Content

Friday, 04 April 2003
The Hamilton Legacy

Thursday, 03 April 2003
A Couple Questions


March 2003

Friday, 28 March 2003
World Sales Woman

Tuesday, 25 March 2003
Armstrongs are American, too

Friday, 21 March 2003
Zombie College

Thursday, 20 March 2003
Chuck Talk

Wednesday, 19 March 2003
A Necessary List of Things That Scare Me Shitless

Monday, 17 March 2003
Only in Utah

Wednesday, 12 March 2003
A Few Words About Elizabeth Smart

Monday, 10 March 2003
For the Love of God!


February 2003

Thursday, 27 February 2003
Coming to Terms with the Y Chromosome

Tuesday, 25 February 2003
Happy Dooce Got Fired Day

Sunday, 23 February 2003
Settle the Score

Thursday, 20 February 2003
A Selection of Recent, Random and Wholly Unrelated Observations, Volume III

Tuesday, 18 February 2003
Sometimes If I Think Real Hard I Can Remember Pickle Juice

Monday, 17 February 2003
Alpha Bits

Friday, 14 February 2003
Am I Hot?

Tuesday, 11 February 2003
Outside the Box

Sunday, 09 February 2003
I've Got This Great Idea for a Bold New Ad

Thursday, 06 February 2003
Class of Ninety-Three

Wednesday, 05 February 2003
Things that are, like, totally bothering me

Monday, 03 February 2003
The Loni Anderson Effect


January 2003

Thursday, 30 January 2003
Things I Miss About Los Angeles

Wednesday, 29 January 2003
Ramblings on Skating

Friday, 24 January 2003
Sundancing

Tuesday, 21 January 2003
A Selection of Recent, Random and Wholly Unrelated Observations, Volume II

Monday, 20 January 2003
Blaming Mr. Whipple

Thursday, 16 January 2003
Careless Whispers

Wednesday, 15 January 2003
Happiness is . . .

Tuesday, 14 January 2003
Our Little Chupacabra

Sunday, 12 January 2003
Dear Reader and Occasional Commenter,

Thursday, 09 January 2003
Oxy Moron

Wednesday, 08 January 2003
Anvil Latrine

Tuesday, 07 January 2003
What's Grosser than Gross?

Monday, 06 January 2003
Calling in Sick


December 2002

Monday, 23 December 2002
A Very Merry Christmas

Thursday, 19 December 2002
Put Up a Parking Lot

Tuesday, 17 December 2002
A Selection of Recent, Random and Wholly Unrelated Observations, Volume I

Monday, 16 December 2002
Reason Number 16

Thursday, 12 December 2002
My Little Non-Pooper

Monday, 09 December 2002
A Song About Moving

Friday, 06 December 2002
Cardio

Tuesday, 03 December 2002
Even their Dog is Mormon

Monday, 02 December 2002
I Don't Know if You Knew This or Not, But...

Sunday, 01 December 2002
Utah or Bust


November 2002

Wednesday, 27 November 2002
Qualifying for Pacific Northwestern Citizenship

Monday, 25 November 2002
I Didn't Know They Had Sunshine in Seattle

Saturday, 23 November 2002
A Brief Respite in San Francisco

Thursday, 21 November 2002
Leaving Los Angeles

Wednesday, 20 November 2002
Just a Few of the Very Important Things I Learned While Living in Los Angeles

Monday, 18 November 2002
Some of the Celebrities other than Shannon Elizabeth and Giovani Ribisi I have Encountered While Living in Los Angeles

Friday, 15 November 2002
Because a Set of Highlights From a Certified Professional Costs $140

Tuesday, 12 November 2002
Here in the Three Two Three

Friday, 08 November 2002
Good Gracious Eyebrowacious

Thursday, 07 November 2002
Curbside Pick-Up/Fuck Factory (DVD) Double Feature!

Wednesday, 06 November 2002
At Least Our Very Large, Very Threatening Dog Will Protect Us

Tuesday, 05 November 2002
Oh, Lordy

Monday, 04 November 2002
Penisary Contact With the Volvo


October 2002

Wednesday, 30 October 2002
Representing

Monday, 28 October 2002
Burial Ground

Thursday, 24 October 2002
Detox

Tuesday, 22 October 2002
A Glimpse

Wednesday, 16 October 2002
Busted

Tuesday, 15 October 2002
The Longest Elevator Ride of My Life

Sunday, 13 October 2002
Do I Look Like I Speak Spanish?

Thursday, 10 October 2002
You Should Probably Not Post Any Comments to this Site if You are Any of the Following:

Wednesday, 09 October 2002
Chuck's Honest Reaction to Mama's New Haircut

Tuesday, 08 October 2002
You Only Get Five

Sunday, 06 October 2002
Fessing Up

Friday, 04 October 2002
Don't Even Get Me Started on Tornado Warnings

Tuesday, 01 October 2002
Hypochondriac


September 2002

Monday, 30 September 2002
Very Best of the World's Worst

Wednesday, 25 September 2002
Explanations

Tuesday, 24 September 2002
I Am So Not Kidding About This

Monday, 23 September 2002
Heavy Duty Home Improvement

Sunday, 22 September 2002
$25,000 Pyramid

Thursday, 19 September 2002
Code Word

Wednesday, 18 September 2002
Ingrown


April 2002

Wednesday, 17 April 2002
Various Instances When Chuckles is Neither Representing Nor Keeping it Real

Wednesday, 10 April 2002
Just a Few of The Several Reasons Living In Los Angeles, California Totally Kicks Ass

Wednesday, 03 April 2002
Assumptions


March 2002

Friday, 29 March 2002
Pug Out of Time

Tuesday, 26 March 2002
Confessions of a Hot Sleeper

Friday, 22 March 2002
Reasons Why This Past Week Might Just Have Sucked

Tuesday, 19 March 2002
The Great Poop Debate

Friday, 15 March 2002
Barbielicious

Wednesday, 13 March 2002
I'm a Slave 4 U(nemployment)

Monday, 11 March 2002
Overly Italicized Conversation Between Two Engaged Persons At the Gas Station

Friday, 08 March 2002
A Bug's Short Life

Wednesday, 06 March 2002
Termination Letter

Tuesday, 05 March 2002
Road Kill

Friday, 01 March 2002
9021-Ho


February 2002

Wednesday, 27 February 2002
Tell it to Their Face for Christ's Sake

Tuesday, 26 February 2002
Collecting Unemployment

Monday, 25 February 2002
Things I Don't Necessarily Need to Know

Wednesday, 20 February 2002
Real Men Don't Eat Quiche

Tuesday, 19 February 2002
A Few Ways You Might Not Want to Spend a Holiday Weekend

Thursday, 14 February 2002
Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant, Part 2

Tuesday, 12 February 2002
I Have Something to Say

Monday, 11 February 2002
Four Twenty

Friday, 08 February 2002
Conversation

Wednesday, 06 February 2002
Intimidation

Tuesday, 05 February 2002
I Can't Get No Hydration

Monday, 04 February 2002
Reasons The Asian Database Administrator is So Fucking Annoying


January 2002

Thursday, 31 January 2002
Stand By Me

Tuesday, 29 January 2002
Alabama Hamilton

Monday, 28 January 2002
Original Sin

Thursday, 24 January 2002
The Day After Yesterday

Wednesday, 23 January 2002
Lesson

Tuesday, 22 January 2002
Neighbor

Monday, 21 January 2002
I am My Father's Daughter

Thursday, 17 January 2002
The Proper Way to Hate a Job

Tuesday, 15 January 2002
Recipe for Jack and Coke at the Beloved Blurbodoocery

Monday, 14 January 2002
Dear Cranky Old Bitch Who Cut in Front of Me at Canter's Deli

Thursday, 10 January 2002
Evolution of the Mormon Cusser

Tuesday, 08 January 2002
God Save the Queen and Her Awful Teeth

Monday, 07 January 2002
What I'm Pretty Sure The Roommate Learned While Sipping Cocktails With Four Women Last Evening

Thursday, 03 January 2002
What Should Have Happened

Wednesday, 02 January 2002
I Resolve To in 2002: Things Brought to My Attention Whilst Visiting Utah


December 2001

Tuesday, 18 December 2001
Baptistic Jihad

Monday, 17 December 2001
Avon Calling

Friday, 14 December 2001
Asleep

Thursday, 13 December 2001
Comments Heard In, Around, and Consequent to the Company Christmas Party Last Evening

Wednesday, 12 December 2001
A List of Lists I Need to Make And Three Possible Examples From Each List To Make a Point

Tuesday, 11 December 2001
What I Do Not Want For Christmas

Monday, 10 December 2001
No, I'm Not Scared, Baby, I'm Just Hungry

Wednesday, 05 December 2001
A Brief History of Heather's Hair

Tuesday, 04 December 2001
Drunken Lighting Christmas With The Bargain and The Thing

Monday, 03 December 2001
Why I Like December


November 2001

Wednesday, 28 November 2001
The Great Pants Disaster 2001�

Tuesday, 27 November 2001
Cold Feet

Monday, 26 November 2001
Dooce Needs a Dog

Monday, 19 November 2001
Dinner With Friends and Butter

Thursday, 15 November 2001
I Want My Demographically Legitimate Music Television

Wednesday, 14 November 2001
Drunken Underpants Remodeling Again

Tuesday, 13 November 2001
Ten Reasons Being Sick is Worse Than Actually Going to Work

Friday, 09 November 2001
Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant, Part 1

Wednesday, 07 November 2001
PowerPoint Me to the Nearest Sledgehammer

Monday, 05 November 2001
Dirge Diggler

Thursday, 01 November 2001
How About I Take That Ticket and Shove It Up Your Ass


October 2001

Monday, 29 October 2001
Disasters of the Natural Variety

Thursday, 25 October 2001
The Dancing Dooce

Wednesday, 24 October 2001
Things I Plan to Cook With My Newly Obtained Kitchen Aid That I'm Not Sure How to Use

Tuesday, 23 October 2001
I Want to Pinch David Lynch

Monday, 22 October 2001
Only In My Dreams

Thursday, 18 October 2001
I Love to Fly, And It Shows

Wednesday, 17 October 2001
God Bless the Indie Kids

Tuesday, 16 October 2001
Beastly Consumerism

Thursday, 11 October 2001
You Are Listening to Los Angeles

Wednesday, 10 October 2001
Babies!

Tuesday, 09 October 2001
Beveled Distress

Monday, 08 October 2001
Honda of Hollywood

Thursday, 04 October 2001
Nap Attack

Wednesday, 03 October 2001
Organza-Wrapped Free Time, With Lavender

Monday, 01 October 2001
Sham Francisco


September 2001

Friday, 28 September 2001
Roommate

Thursday, 27 September 2001
Relaunch

Monday, 24 September 2001
Garage Sale

Wednesday, 19 September 2001
Strategic Power Lunch

Tuesday, 18 September 2001
Punch Drunk

Monday, 10 September 2001
Kicking, Squealing Gucci Little Piggy


August 2001

Friday, 31 August 2001
Hungry Like The Wolf

Thursday, 30 August 2001
Pack the Flask

Wednesday, 29 August 2001
Carpooling with Co-workers

Friday, 17 August 2001
Nap Time For Adults

Friday, 10 August 2001
Memoirs of a Recovering Mormon

Tuesday, 07 August 2001
Chicago On My Mind and in My Hair


July 2001

Monday, 02 July 2001
Radiohead in Santa Barbara


June 2001

Wednesday, 27 June 2001
Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home