Well feel lucky because I beleve the worst form of th adult onset pimple is the monstrous ass-pimple. Totally hidden and no one can know its there but you can never stop wondering why it decided to show up on you ass in the first place, not like the face which although no one likes to get them on there's there is that un spoken agreement that thats where there're supposed to be.

bite me dooce. one little pimple. i weep.

i have been fighting an extended guerilla war with little red suicide bombers since i was 18. i had clear skin in high school. my skin had to revolt in adulthood.

how's that for a genetic royal screw.

so pardon my lack of sympathy when you find one rogue complexion terrorist on your noggin.

i've waged a war with everthing short of kerosine.

my face is like isreal. sure, i have some days or weeks free from attack. but when i least expect it, bang! three of the little red bastards explode themselves right on my forehead. or the razor that scrapes upon my neck sends the hair folicles into an uprising and they attack with the little mosters for a week until the skin heals.

i would kill to have completely clear skin for a month solid. sadly, it rarely happens.

but i gotta admit, its strangely gratifying to pop those little fuckers.

They need to teach you that in 6th grade health class when they're discussing adolescence and all the 'changes' in your body. Some teacher needs to take a stand and say "get ready, people, these pustules are going to be your nemesi for the rest of your life." I wish I had stock in Clearasil.

How bout you normally have a pimple free ass.Then after months of not getting any you finally get a man and you get a big red monster on your ass. Sexy right?

can you try a new, funky hair style?

so much drama over a fucking pimple. you've got too much time on your hands. drink or something. yeah, kill it with alcohol.

that's a good idea dooce! but do i actually wear the condom as prescribed or actually pull it over my head?

perhaps jimbo was quietly trying to point out his gender? perhaps..and Jimbo i would say pulling it on over your head when you sleep at night might work perhaps the spermicides with kill the pimples

oh honey, lance the little bitch and let's be on with it. as for mommy, are you telling me there isn't at least one so-called pimple on her, um, character that you might be able to call out in a 'tit for tat' moment that might get her to think before she speaks next time?

i hear you on mothers... my mother will take it one step further and begin to lecture me on eating too much greasy foods. or chocolate. or whatever the wive's tale of what causes adult-pimples. i have one now too.

Why you always gotta talk about such sensitive subjects.

What you really need is a good pair of wrap around shades, something a la Corey Feldman or Randy Macho Man Savage. Not only will they cover the blemish but they will give you a unique style that hasn't been seen since the early 90's

So where do you get retin-A, Acutane, tea tree oil, etc?

PS tea tree oil is available at almost any health-nut place as well as your local Body Shop in the mall. As for the Retin-A and Acutane... you need a doctor's prescription.

If spraying Windex on it doesn't work, stick a Bandaid on it and say you cut yourself shaving. Who cares if no one actually shaves their forehead...