A Selection of Recent, Random and Wholly Unrelated Observations, Volume II
The only reason to pass up an entire all-access day pass at the Sundance Film Festival is the season premiere of "American Idol."
That my father and my step-father can hold a 30-min telephone conversation about cars and tools and those lovely blonde twins that make my sister's life a daily three-ring circus, that they can laugh and engage in criminally civil banter over long-distance lines, that they love each other and call every other week to make sure the other is doing okay, that is a remarkable thing.
One's dog shouldn't smell better than one's own armpits.
A Diet Coke will not counteract nor eliminate a grilled cheese sandwich with french fries and chocolate cake.
Dustin Hoffman is shorter than my 11-yr old niece.
Sometimes you have to accept your family, no matter how inconvenient or frizzy-haired or insistent that they stick their fingers up your dog's nose.
Snow is totally overrated.
Rachel Weisz is the best British import since Liam Gallagher, and people, Liam and I go back a looooonnnngg way.
I never knew my nose was capable of such boogers.
I thought Ed Burns was cool, until he showed up to that question and answer session in a beret and denim shirt.
Sometimes a woman needs to be reminded that she is the luckiest woman in the world, that men don't usually come in such freakishly wonderful packages as he came.
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TAREQ said:
why my life not go to good? if i try to make good thing
01.21.03 - 08:23 PM / 1dooce said:
tareq: that is the most beautiful comment ever.
01.21.03 - 08:28 PM / 2Paul Himself said:
Sometimes nonsense is the most honest emotion.
01.21.03 - 08:31 PM / 3the mighty jimbo said:
how dooce was not nominated for a bloggie is beyond the scope of reason
01.21.03 - 08:38 PM / 4jen said:
dooce needs no awards to tell her she rules.
although it is hard to believe she wasn't nominated. . .
i nominate dooce for the golden poop award.
01.21.03 - 08:58 PM / 5dooce said:
jen: if i won the golden poop award, that would be, like, the best day of my life.
01.21.03 - 09:19 PM / 6vibegrrl said:
wha? AMERICAN IDOL? OVER SUNDANCE?!
There MUST be a 12-step for this Dooce...
01.21.03 - 09:29 PM / 7Slocore said:
I'd still like to smell your armpits Dooce.
01.21.03 - 09:42 PM / 8scot-on-the-rocks said:
Diet Coke is for soda pussies... Try the original diet beverage TAB...it will eliminate any foreign substance from your body. Sorry, it does not terminate unwanted pregnancy!
01.21.03 - 10:44 PM / 9April said:
I am in total agreement with the mighty Jimbo about Dooce and the Bloggies.
01.21.03 - 10:54 PM / 10Somelier said:
Dooce needs a Tivo. Why pass up anything?
But if you're home . . checkout laid off on the Sundance online festival (by OddTodd).
01.21.03 - 10:55 PM / 11pretty_paranoia said:
mmmm....french fries & chocolate cake
01.21.03 - 10:58 PM / 12Kelledy said:
yeah, french fries and chocolate cake are great! Dooce, you rock, too!
01.21.03 - 11:06 PM / 13Desiree said:
...if you won't take the time to do something right, when can you make the time to do it over?
01.21.03 - 11:35 PM / 14Deadking said:
Slocore is gross
01.22.03 - 01:32 AM / 15Igor said:
Someday Dooce will show up in Leno and Letterman and/or Conan O'Brien.
Bloggies eat your heart out.
Anyone out there think there's a market for Dooce merchandise ? Artificial poop, a robot Chuckles, Dooce tp (extra large rolls for the woman who already has everything but _not quite_). Dooce in Playboy... the possibilities are endless.
01.22.03 - 03:21 AM / 16Rickster said:
I'm With Igor, you could have Dooce t-shirts, Dooce coffee mugs, etc. Seriously, check out Mr. Crunchy's site www.mistercrunchy.com, he has a merchandise link (cafepress) that sells mistercrunchy.com stuff. It's all outsourced too, he just gave the designs to cafepress and reaps the profits. And when I wear my mistercrunchy T-shirt when we play cards, it freaks him out!!
01.22.03 - 03:33 AM / 17the husband said:
You sick fuckers get within 3 miles of my wife's armpits and I will fucking take you.
01.22.03 - 04:11 AM / 18Benjy said:
Yeah, coffee mugs or t-shirts with some of dooce's logos would be cool!
01.22.03 - 04:31 AM / 19antisocial diva said:
ahhh, american idol WAS wonderful!
01.22.03 - 05:28 AM / 20drew said:
did rickster just totally post a commercial??
01.22.03 - 05:41 AM / 21dave said:
We need to clarify terms. I'm quite sure I'm not the only one who "nominated" Dooce for at least one Bloggie. The travesty here is that she didn't make the final cut.
01.22.03 - 05:56 AM / 22pam said:
dooce should have won a bloggie. dustin hofman is too short for anything except to be used as a doorstop and anyone who drinks Tab, scot, should have his head examined. it tastes like shit.
01.22.03 - 06:16 AM / 23spike said:
A Diet Coke will not counteract nor eliminate a grilled cheese sandwich with french fries and chocolate cake.
damn. i wish that diet coke was really some sort of calorie eating acid. *sigh*
p.s. dooce - are you for good or for awesome?
01.22.03 - 06:22 AM / 24Sarah B. said:
I know I nominated the fuck out of her. What happened?
01.22.03 - 06:33 AM / 25Angelique said:
come to think of it, when i was working in orlando, i fitted henry winkler for a suit, and damn is he ever short too!!
two of my fav bits of wisdom:
Don't shit where you eat.
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes way down to the bone.
.. rock on dooce.
01.22.03 - 06:34 AM / 26sx70.blogspot.com said:
if it weren't so early, i'd make a comment about coming in a package.
01.22.03 - 07:08 AM / 27speedo said:
Speaking of the blind reminds me, especially after yesterday's thought provoking theme, of a joke passed (pun) from father to son in my family, which is:
Why do farts smell? So the deaf can enjoy them too! Thank you and have a pleasant day.
01.22.03 - 07:09 AM / 28the mighty jimbo said:
i swear it's a travesty. were they doing the nominations in south florida? where is that french judge? who do i have to sleep with to get dooce on the ballot?
01.22.03 - 07:09 AM / 29Mb. said:
Not to say dooce don't deserve being crushed by a mountain of awards, but the bloggies rules *have* been changed, and by the new rules, dooce ain't eligible.
01.22.03 - 07:13 AM / 30