Sundancing
So Jon and I really do have all-access passes to the Sundance Film Festival, not because either of us has anything to do with the film industry, and not because we really did anything worthwhile to earn these passes, but because, and I'm totally convinced of this, at one point in our life we both paid ten percent of our gross income to The Mormon Church Corporation and we're finally seeing a return on investment. God does indeed answer prayers.
So we've done nothing for the last several days except watch movie after movie after movie, and watching any single movie at the festival involves standing in the icy cold for at least two hours among the huddled lines of the other 1,000 people who want to catch a glimpse of indie royalty such as Philip Seymour Hoffman and Hope Davis as they field ridiculous questions at the Q&A session at the end of the film. Questions like, "Did you get to keep that wig you wore in that scene?" or "Was it hard to play a Canadian?"
And we've seen some stunningly brilliant films this week, films that made my knees and my gut ache as I watched the credits. And we've seen the requisite gaggle of celebrities, the ones who do enough independent work that you totally feel justified in peeing your pants, like, oh my god, there's Steve Buscemi, he really is cute in a totally creepy way!
But regardless of the great work we've seen on screen, despite the scripts that have almost inspired me to give up on this whole unemployment thing, despite that great sex scene between William H. Macy and Maria Bello where they both show their less-than-perfect naked bodies and make you believe that less-than-perfect is the most perfect thing in the world, it's really hard to be around a concentrated group of people whose lives revolve around that industry, people who treat life like it's a neverending year of high school.
I'm talking about the people who show up to Park City, Utah, in January wearing spaghetti-strap tank tops and mini-skirts who clamber their way up to Ed Burns after the show and bark over the low roar of the emptying crowd, "I really love your work," and he gives them a look back like, "Have you seen my work?" Or the people dressed entirely in black wool doing their best impression of Tina Fey, glasses and flippy hair ablaze, chattering on their cell phones and remarking much too loudly, "Actors are so overrated." I'm talking about the people so aggressively unkempt and grouchy that they are all but screaming, "I am indie. Adore me."
And while I'm sure not everyone attending the festival is one of these people, it's hard to ignore the purist fuckwad waiting in line next to us who has to let everyone know that he remembers the way the festival used to be, when independent was really independent, whatever that means, and people could experience the art without the interference of such unnecessary celebrity appearances as Britney Spears.
And I'm like, BRITNEY?! HERE? WHERE?!!!
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April said:
I am so indie, I don't even know what "indie" means.
01.24.03 - 09:56 AM / 1LK said:
there should be a new word for indie. the word is so overused it has lost its meaning.
bah, who needs LA when there's Sundance in Utah? However, it's been in the 70s here lately...
01.24.03 - 09:59 AM / 2nita said:
I liked ___________ before he was popular/she was well known/had plastic surgery/lost all that weight.
So there.
01.24.03 - 10:02 AM / 3sx70.blogspot.com said:
i'm second!
01.24.03 - 10:05 AM / 4sheila said:
I hope photos are in the works.
01.24.03 - 10:08 AM / 5Craig said:
These are hipper versions of the people who give me funny looks at "indie" rock shows. I went to see Death Cab and the Dismemberment Plan a few months back and I was catching looks because I don't dress like an indie kid. Or maybe I don't have cool "scene hair."
I just like Rock music and eccentric movies. Styles are fleeting.
01.24.03 - 10:11 AM / 6Paul Gutman said:
I despise the trend of claiming indie cred when all you are is unwashed. If you're indie, stop proving it to me and just BE INDIE.
[On two side notes:
1. SX70, sorry, but it doesn't look like you were second.
2. I'd like to apologize to all for my rather egocentric "Paul Himself" label from the last post--I forgot I wasn't commenting on my own site. Forgive me please].
01.24.03 - 10:13 AM / 7anna said:
wait, are you saying that william h. macy doesn't have a perfect body?
i am SO disillusioned now.
on the subject of tina fey, however, i must say she is awfully adorable in that way that jimmy fallon is awfully adorable, which makes watching SNL news a sort of weird conflict because i think i really want to kiss them both.
01.24.03 - 10:18 AM / 8Rock People said:
I see these same narrow assed overly hip snobs out at the rock show all the time.
I just want to grab three of four of them by the neck (they're small) give them a good shaking and scream "I spent all the money you used on pea coats and hair product on RECORDS!"
01.24.03 - 10:22 AM / 9Quesodiablo said:
AT one point or another i have considered trying to be indie but there was just too much stuff to remember and stuff and so i was like i cant remember all this stuff so i didnt.
01.24.03 - 10:23 AM / 10Heather #2 said:
Sheila, dear. Photos from the festival would be sooooo un-indie.
01.24.03 - 10:24 AM / 11Ismat said:
Dooce, I don't know what you're talking about. I was totally into that band about three years ago, before they sold out. I read the script of that movie on the Internet in '97 and I knew just being made would be the worst thing to happen to it. And I think Tina Fey got that flip and big glasses from me when we ran into each other when SNL was just a gleam in her eye.
01.24.03 - 10:27 AM / 12Jason said:
I think she did get to keep the wig.
01.24.03 - 10:27 AM / 13Kate the Great said:
I'm so indie I don't even know it. See my rectangular bakelite-framed eyeglasses? You should be impressed right about now. No, seriously.
I'm related to recently coronated Hollywood royalty, so there goes my indie cred right down the drain. And I spent years imitating those scenester antics!
01.24.03 - 10:29 AM / 14ericalynn said:
let's get, let's get, let's get rocked!
01.24.03 - 10:39 AM / 15rosebaby said:
Seattle is now that way during the Film Festival. It's a good run of movies, and it cured me of dying to go to Sundance. The lines are awful, it's hard to get tickets, etc etc. Granted, the celebrity factor isn't as high. Although a couple years ago Parker Posey showed up drunk and silly promoting Party Girl. And Julianne Moore was just as pretty in person. I am, however, envious of the Steve Buscemi siting. How are the bathrooms?
01.24.03 - 10:41 AM / 16Ze-na? said:
No, really was Britney in the mix? I want details.
Sometimes i think indie stands for "in" as in "in-crowd" in which case I think i'm a "audi"
01.24.03 - 10:43 AM / 17Sarah B. said:
We were skiing in Park City during Sundance when I was a freshman in high school. I walked by a theater with my little brother and then I bought an M.C. Escher T-shirt. Yet another chance to almost be not really cool at all.
01.24.03 - 10:45 AM / 18SpiKe said:
That was a joke, Dooce -- the spaghetti-strap tank top and mini-skirt I was wearing -- it was a joke, I tell ya! And you make it sound so ... so Christine Aguilera-like. It was just a joke.
01.24.03 - 11:09 AM / 19scotty the body said:
So what IS the new super-Indie film fest these days? I have a friend who just made a feature, and he's hell-bent on Cannes and Sundance, but basically, you need clout or a star to get in those. So what's the Next Big Thing?
01.24.03 - 11:28 AM / 20Brent said:
Ah, Dooce, what ought we to think? You write that it's hard to be in a Utah that's so blazingly white, so Uber-normal, but then when Hollywood comes -- with all its weirdness -- you find that hard too. Hmmm... maybe you might try Canada. They might have the perfect blend of whack and wonderful.
01.24.03 - 11:49 AM / 21PJ said:
Was Ed wearing a beret?
Also, I am glad you are not what my friend Carmen and I used to call a 'star-fucker.'
01.24.03 - 11:51 AM / 22shotwise said:
I wandered into the London premiere for Double Whammy by accident, and during the question and answer session, the director kept making references to his "very, very gay friend Steve Buscemi," who was in the movie. Well, he was also in the audience and he kept shouting out, "I'm not gay!" I ended up with his autograph, but I'm still disappointed he wouldn't sign it, "I'm not gay, Steve Buscemi."
01.24.03 - 11:54 AM / 23jen said:
See, if you live in Canada, and not Toronto or Vancouver, your celebrity sightings are; "hey, didn't that guy play the dad on Different Strokes?"
01.24.03 - 12:28 PM / 24Devin said:
if you are wonderind if you are hip. Here is the test and some tips on how to fit in at the next emo show you go to. http://www.hipsterhandbook.com/
As a park city resident I have noticed that sundancers are the whinest people ever. I have never seen more sore vulva's.
01.24.03 - 12:50 PM / 25rd said:
My husband and I disagree about whether Steve Buscemi is cute in a creepy sort of way or not. He thinks he is and I say he's just creepy. But he is a great actor and plays great roles. Those teeth, though, are just plain awful.
01.24.03 - 12:56 PM / 26Irk said:
There is no way you can convince me that there is anything attractive about Steve Buscemi. Christopher Walken, maybe, but not Steve Buscemi. And frankly, I'm not real comfortable with the William H. Macy/Mario Bello combo, either. I guess I have to see the movie.
I don't care what anyone says. Tina Fey's a hottie and "I thought it was a crazy straw!" will continue to be my most favorite Joke-Off line ever.
01.24.03 - 01:54 PM / 27K said:
Stevie B. is creepy????? WHAT!?
01.24.03 - 02:05 PM / 28K said:
Stevie B. is gay!!!!!!! What!?
01.24.03 - 02:07 PM / 29Heather #2 said:
Wasn't Stevie B. a one-hit wonder from the late 80's/early 90's? That song "One More Try?" or something. Timmy T., Stevie B. It was something like that.
01.24.03 - 02:38 PM / 30