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Name: Former Congressman Henry "Buck" Chucklesworth
Hometown: Salt Lake City, UT
Height: 18"
Weight: 47 lbs
Age: 11 months
Occupation: Ladykiller

02.13.2003 Chuck, Daily comments closed

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  • Locke said:

    Woof! ^_~

    02.13.03 - 07:45 PM / 1
  • blamb said:

    Mormon-a-licious! Chuck-a-riffic! Utah-dellic!

    02.13.03 - 07:45 PM / 2
  • Red said:

    canine be your valentine?

    02.13.03 - 07:45 PM / 3
  • eric said:

    nice teats!

    02.13.03 - 08:01 PM / 4
  • the mighty jimbo said:

    that's why they call it puppy love.

    02.13.03 - 08:13 PM / 5
  • the mighty jimbo said:

    what a dog.

    (sorry. couldn't resist another go.)

    02.13.03 - 08:17 PM / 6
  • Chad's Favorite Bridesmaid said:

    That kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. The picture of Chuck sleeping was much cuter.

    02.13.03 - 08:18 PM / 7
  • brittney said:

    Nice puupies on that puppy.

    (Thanks for the laugh.)

    02.13.03 - 08:55 PM / 8
  • Toby said:

    Bwa ha ha ha ha. Haha. Heh. Meh. Ahh.

    02.13.03 - 09:02 PM / 9
  • kate said:

    Lil Bow Wow-ette.

    02.13.03 - 09:18 PM / 10
  • Irk said:

    I think pink is definitely Chuck, I mean, Buck's color.

    02.13.03 - 09:33 PM / 11
  • jie said:

    hubba hubba!

    02.13.03 - 09:36 PM / 12
  • Dyanna said:

    That is wrong on so many levels. Yet again, Dooce, you rock.

    02.13.03 - 10:02 PM / 13
  • bt said:

    Wow, that much boob, and still 47 pounds.

    02.13.03 - 10:04 PM / 14
  • Kevynn Malone said:

    Lick Me.

    02.13.03 - 10:55 PM / 15
  • kismet said:

    "you can scratch my rear till my leg twitches any day, baby."

    02.13.03 - 11:26 PM / 16
  • CartDi said:

    wtf? ::stares::

    02.14.03 - 12:10 AM / 17
  • PoisonIvy said:

    What luscious, flowing hair the former congressman has.

    02.14.03 - 12:13 AM / 18
  • Minnie said:

    47 lbs. is the weight of each boob, yes?

    02.14.03 - 12:22 AM / 19
  • Bobby said:

    Gimme some tongue, bitch. And I can say bitch.

    02.14.03 - 03:33 AM / 20
  • owen said:

    Scary. Scary. Scary. With a capital "SC".

    02.14.03 - 04:36 AM / 21
  • mbc said:

    those can't be real.

    02.14.03 - 04:53 AM / 22
  • shy said:

    nice rack, man.

    02.14.03 - 05:03 AM / 23
  • niurope said:

    you are positively sick.

    02.14.03 - 05:07 AM / 24
  • julia said:

    the most disturbing part of this? that lorenzo lamas would look at chuck and make goo-goo eyes at him and give him a 9.9 on the "sex appeal" score, all in a some twisted effort to get him in the sack later.

    actually, the most disturbing part of this is that i actually watched that freak show last night and am, therefore, able to make such a comment.

    pathetic.

    02.14.03 - 05:15 AM / 25
  • slackjaw said:

    you know, putting Christmas bows around his neck and taking pictures is one thing. Surgicaly removing his head and putting it on Christina in some freak frankenstien experiment is quite another!
    Did increase the brain size though....

    02.14.03 - 06:14 AM / 26
  • dayna said:

    julia - i'm in delightful agreement with you. do ya think lorenzo would pull out his laser pointer to measure the spot where chuck's thighs should be touching?
    *shudders*

    02.14.03 - 06:18 AM / 27
  • LintHuman said:

    Ay, caramba!

    02.14.03 - 06:23 AM / 28
  • allisonic said:

    just look at those teets...

    02.14.03 - 06:44 AM / 29
  • Bobby said:

    MBC !! What are you doing in a place like this?? I'm telling. I don't know who, but I'm telling.

    02.14.03 - 06:54 AM / 30
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