Am I Hot?

Name: Former Congressman Henry "Buck" Chucklesworth
Hometown: Salt Lake City, UT
Height: 18"
Weight: 47 lbs
Age: 11 months
Occupation: Ladykiller
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Locke said:
Woof! ^_~
02.13.03 - 07:45 PM / 1blamb said:
Mormon-a-licious! Chuck-a-riffic! Utah-dellic!
02.13.03 - 07:45 PM / 2Red said:
canine be your valentine?
02.13.03 - 07:45 PM / 3eric said:
nice teats!
02.13.03 - 08:01 PM / 4the mighty jimbo said:
that's why they call it puppy love.
02.13.03 - 08:13 PM / 5the mighty jimbo said:
what a dog.
(sorry. couldn't resist another go.)
02.13.03 - 08:17 PM / 6Chad's Favorite Bridesmaid said:
That kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. The picture of Chuck sleeping was much cuter.
02.13.03 - 08:18 PM / 7brittney said:
Nice puupies on that puppy.
(Thanks for the laugh.)
02.13.03 - 08:55 PM / 8Toby said:
Bwa ha ha ha ha. Haha. Heh. Meh. Ahh.
02.13.03 - 09:02 PM / 9kate said:
Lil Bow Wow-ette.
02.13.03 - 09:18 PM / 10Irk said:
I think pink is definitely Chuck, I mean, Buck's color.
02.13.03 - 09:33 PM / 11jie said:
hubba hubba!
02.13.03 - 09:36 PM / 12Dyanna said:
That is wrong on so many levels. Yet again, Dooce, you rock.
02.13.03 - 10:02 PM / 13bt said:
Wow, that much boob, and still 47 pounds.
02.13.03 - 10:04 PM / 14Kevynn Malone said:
Lick Me.
02.13.03 - 10:55 PM / 15kismet said:
"you can scratch my rear till my leg twitches any day, baby."
02.13.03 - 11:26 PM / 16CartDi said:
wtf? ::stares::
02.14.03 - 12:10 AM / 17PoisonIvy said:
What luscious, flowing hair the former congressman has.
02.14.03 - 12:13 AM / 18Minnie said:
47 lbs. is the weight of each boob, yes?
02.14.03 - 12:22 AM / 19Bobby said:
Gimme some tongue, bitch. And I can say bitch.
02.14.03 - 03:33 AM / 20owen said:
Scary. Scary. Scary. With a capital "SC".
02.14.03 - 04:36 AM / 21mbc said:
those can't be real.
02.14.03 - 04:53 AM / 22shy said:
nice rack, man.
02.14.03 - 05:03 AM / 23niurope said:
you are positively sick.
02.14.03 - 05:07 AM / 24julia said:
the most disturbing part of this? that lorenzo lamas would look at chuck and make goo-goo eyes at him and give him a 9.9 on the "sex appeal" score, all in a some twisted effort to get him in the sack later.
actually, the most disturbing part of this is that i actually watched that freak show last night and am, therefore, able to make such a comment.
pathetic.
02.14.03 - 05:15 AM / 25slackjaw said:
you know, putting Christmas bows around his neck and taking pictures is one thing. Surgicaly removing his head and putting it on Christina in some freak frankenstien experiment is quite another!
Did increase the brain size though....
02.14.03 - 06:14 AM / 26dayna said:
julia - i'm in delightful agreement with you. do ya think lorenzo would pull out his laser pointer to measure the spot where chuck's thighs should be touching?
*shudders*
02.14.03 - 06:18 AM / 27LintHuman said:
Ay, caramba!
02.14.03 - 06:23 AM / 28allisonic said:
just look at those teets...
02.14.03 - 06:44 AM / 29Bobby said:
MBC !! What are you doing in a place like this?? I'm telling. I don't know who, but I'm telling.
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