You Should Probably Not Post Any Comments to this Site if You are Any of the Following:
The sociopathic co-worker I dated at the end of 1999.
Someone who insists on using the word "dawg" in reference to anyone in his "posse."
Someone who complains about the comments but insists on reading them anyway.
My Granny.
My hair-stylist. My god, the ammunition you have.
Anyone who has cute, coifed eyebrows that came that way. Bitch!
Anyone who complains about the way the comments work or are displayed. No where on this site does it say I care.
A member of the BYU alumni association.
Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen
Anyone who says "volumptuous."
The person who can't remember the name of my dog, and so refers to him as "Chick."
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ae said:
ok.
10.10.02 - 09:34 AM / 1rd said:
That's better. Thank you.
10.10.02 - 09:45 AM / 2faithy said:
I just overplucked my eyebrows so now one is shorter than the other... so I believe I am still ok.
10.10.02 - 09:47 AM / 3Mary-Kate said:
Yo, dawg, why you gotta be including these dumb comments. And posting stories about your dog Chick. Wanna go out again?
10.10.02 - 09:48 AM / 4Gaspar said:
You're still not showing your new haircut. Can't be this bad, or can it?
10.10.02 - 09:50 AM / 5neil said:
fuck yeah, dooce. you rule.
10.10.02 - 09:56 AM / 6Heather #2 said:
Uh-oh, Sarah B. She's talkin' 'bout your girls! Dooce, I think them there's fightin' words.
10.10.02 - 10:02 AM / 7jennifer said:
Dooce, you do, in fact, rule.
10.10.02 - 10:02 AM / 8Kyle said:
So far I think I'm still allowed to do this. Even though for some reason I thought it was the dog that got the haircut in your last post... I am such a loser.
10.10.02 - 10:12 AM / 9Sarah B. said:
Like my girls could even figure out how to type in a URL, yo. Bless their little hearts.
10.10.02 - 10:15 AM / 10Chad said:
Fraggles are cool.
10.10.02 - 10:45 AM / 11jonah said:
What about a person who dreams of a volumptuos Mary-Kate and Ashley?
10.10.02 - 11:12 AM / 12ismat said:
Any suggestions for people you do want commenting? Like, say, Jake G. or James G.? Whoa, both of their last names begin with G. I startled myself.
10.10.02 - 11:21 AM / 13Matt said:
Volumptuous should be a word, as in, so voluptuous that you're lumpy. Like "that girl's got so much back that she's volumptuous." Hmmm. I rescind my suggestion.
10.10.02 - 11:54 AM / 14kentucky mule rider said:
Too bad they didn't get naked in your kitchen - http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/
Awful/Archive2002/021010f.html
10.10.02 - 11:56 AM / 15zach said:
do you like people who say boobies on dooce?
10.10.02 - 11:58 AM / 16megchem said:
What about the loser who called you "booooring" I wanna bitch slap her...
10.10.02 - 12:07 PM / 17jimmypage said:
d00ce: the sociopathic co-worker you dated at the end of 1999 wasnt asian, by chance, was he? -jp
10.10.02 - 12:27 PM / 18dooce said:
as far as i'm concerned, the more boobies the better.
10.10.02 - 12:31 PM / 19eggbert said:
i think you're entitled to do whatever you like. either that or you can ban ip addresses.
10.10.02 - 12:36 PM / 20smark said:
i ain't asian and i never i never thought of myself as a co-worker. i thought we were more of an "amalgam". does this mean it's over? dawg?
10.10.02 - 12:37 PM / 21Etta Kett said:
Right on, sista!
10.10.02 - 01:57 PM / 22Arnold said:
I actually like "voluptuous". It's "supposably" I can't abide.
10.10.02 - 03:09 PM / 23Arnold said:
Whoops... that was supposed to be "volumptuous" :)
Who said asians can type?
10.10.02 - 03:11 PM / 24David said:
It didn't say "lazy-ass stoner" in there so I think I'm ok.
10.10.02 - 03:17 PM / 25swona said:
i'm addicted. i'm hooked. and i don't even know you.
10.10.02 - 03:47 PM / 26peggy said:
boobies boobies boobies
10.10.02 - 04:29 PM / 27aprilgem said:
Oh, goodie. I am not any of those things you listed. ::singing:: Dooce est ma vie, ma vie dans tes blog...
10.10.02 - 04:53 PM / 28Anita Applebaum said:
Do people actually call you dooce or should we call you Heather? Should we be calling is really the question. Yeah, the dog needs his own site, but I warn you, it can become obsessive. You'll be constantly updating everytime your baby does something new.
10.10.02 - 05:11 PM / 29Morgan said:
If the Olsen twins ever e-mail you bemoaning their banishment from your site, please feel free to send 'em on to me.
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