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I Don't Know if You Knew This or Not, But...

Oh my God, I live in Utah.

12.02.2002 Daily, Utah comments closed

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  • Dave Thomas said:

    We'll send two representatives right over.

    12.02.02 - 08:50 PM / 1
  • Spaceball said:

    There goes the neighborhood.

    12.02.02 - 09:14 PM / 2
  • Naz said:

    Intense.

    12.02.02 - 09:30 PM / 3
  • kane said:

    Oh the humanity! Glad you all arrived in one piece.

    12.02.02 - 09:41 PM / 4
  • Katie said:

    I feel for you, I really do.

    12.02.02 - 10:17 PM / 5
  • pretty_paranoia said:

    that sounds nasty.

    12.02.02 - 10:26 PM / 6
  • garrett said:

    (Welcome back, all that.) I think you'll find the experience... interesting. Like any place, it should give you plenty to write about.
    Do give my fondest regards to the bishopric if they stop by to welcome you into the ward.

    12.02.02 - 11:48 PM / 7
  • stupid bint said:

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    12.02.02 - 11:59 PM / 8
  • deadking said:

    ha you think you got it bad?
    ha i live in west virginia

    12.03.02 - 12:24 AM / 9
  • propagandist said:

    utaht it was somewhere else?

    12.03.02 - 12:26 AM / 10
  • Ex-liontamer said:

    ...and it's all MY fault.

    12.03.02 - 02:14 AM / 11
  • Marshall said:

    Utah can't be all that bad -- I know at least two cool people that live there. Besides, the Escalante Canyon is there.

    12.03.02 - 03:02 AM / 12
  • BUTTERBALL said:

    I don't know if you knew this or not, but I just got done masturbating to gay porn. I think I'll sleep for a few hours, eat some leftover Domino's pizza from last night, and repeat the process over and over again until I die.

    12.03.02 - 03:04 AM / 13
  • peggy said:

    BYU. Bring Your (sacred heavenly) Underwear.

    12.03.02 - 03:39 AM / 14
  • karmaboy said:

    I'm interested in your organization and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    12.03.02 - 03:52 AM / 15
  • Jen said:

    I for one am looking forward to hearing about all the mormons and getting a peak and the scenery.

    12.03.02 - 04:14 AM / 16
  • Funtime Ben said:

    I think this officially means you're safe from terrorists.

    12.03.02 - 04:23 AM / 17
  • ME said:

    i hope living in Utah doesn't change your outlook on life . it seems you've toned down or hold back enough as it is since the "relaunch."

    12.03.02 - 04:48 AM / 18
  • Bryan said:

    I'm in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.

    12.03.02 - 04:53 AM / 19
  • dclay said:

    I warned you about those ruby slippers of yours...

    12.03.02 - 05:04 AM / 20
  • Kerry said:

    Man. Utah is going to LOVE you.

    12.03.02 - 05:22 AM / 21
  • steve said:

    Move.

    12.03.02 - 05:27 AM / 22
  • Devin said:

    Sucka! You fell for it. The mormon secret police will be at your door sooner than later. Remeber when you are looking for an apartment that "ND" stands for no drinking.

    12.03.02 - 05:44 AM / 23
  • ismat said:

    Yeah, but how long are you going to stay?

    12.03.02 - 05:45 AM / 24
  • dennis said:

    Current temperature here: -3F, windchill -20F. My sacred underwear comes in the form of longjohns... 8-)

    12.03.02 - 05:48 AM / 25
  • HurgleGurgle said:

    Please be my third wife.

    There is a nice natural foods store in Sugarhouse.

    "Bryan thinks:
    I'm in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons."

    Oh, the South is much, much worse.

    12.03.02 - 06:15 AM / 26
  • Michael said:

    Dooce in Deseret:
    Boozin in the Beehive State - In a world where you can't buy liquor on Sunday. Dooce (Britney Spears) and DJ Blurb (Alan Cumming) leave LA and find themselve in Utah.

    12.03.02 - 06:21 AM / 27
  • ~Angel said:

    Be sure to let us know when you've been assimilated.

    12.03.02 - 06:24 AM / 28
  • erin said:

    oh my god, I live in utah.

    12.03.02 - 06:35 AM / 29
  • the very grumpy husband said:

    Alan Cumming? I think I deserve at least Jake Gyllenhaal or Benecio Del Toro.

    12.03.02 - 06:44 AM / 30
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