I know it's a little late, but...
I, for one, can rest easy now knowing that Santa is a Patriot.
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A reader said:
Love your site
01.06.05 - 05:38 AM / 1twaci said:
star spangled santa?
01.06.05 - 05:38 AM / 2sporty said:
dude, that's sick!!!
01.06.05 - 05:38 AM / 3Kellie said:
So I know I'm not first, but I'm awfully early!
Santa looks buzzed.
01.06.05 - 05:39 AM / 4Circus Kelli said:
I feel like I should salute or something...
I love the way the blue of his eyes matches the blue of the flag.
Another great picture from Dooce! Woo!
01.06.05 - 05:39 AM / 5Girl.A said:
Hell yeah Santa is an American. We're his number one source of royalties.
poo poo
I'm gonna be near the top of the list.
01.06.05 - 05:39 AM / 6kari said:
I pledge allegiance to the flag....
Love your site!- hooked on it!
01.06.05 - 05:40 AM / 7Ehle said:
Go, Santa, Go!
01.06.05 - 05:40 AM / 8SEK said:
That's wonderful! I love it.
01.06.05 - 05:40 AM / 9Marie said:
Me too, Dooce, me too. That's GOT to be part of Grandmommmie's collection, right?
01.06.05 - 05:40 AM / 10mrs. george #2 said:
He is SO not messing around with you terrorists.
01.06.05 - 05:40 AM / 11Lala said:
SAAAANTA!
01.06.05 - 05:40 AM / 12Melissa said:
Hey, wait, I thought Santa lived at the North Pole. When did the US annex that?
01.06.05 - 05:41 AM / 13joy said:
Are those Statue of Liberty spikes in his hat?
01.06.05 - 05:41 AM / 14amit said:
patriotic santa...SCORE!
01.06.05 - 05:42 AM / 15Zanna said:
I have several friends who spend a lot of time with me in the backcountry. Many of those friends cannot shit if there isn't a proper toilet...they cannot shit in the woods. I can't imagine the pain. Plus, who wants to hike and ski with all that extra weight...for DAYS!
01.06.05 - 05:42 AM / 16Ashley said:
...I KNOW HIM!!!
01.06.05 - 05:42 AM / 17Circus Kelli said:
My Santa, 'tis of thee
Sweet man of gift-er-y
Of thee I sing...
01.06.05 - 05:42 AM / 18Jeff said:
Red suit--red state,
01.06.05 - 05:42 AM / 19Carol said:
I don't quite know what to say about that one, so... good morning!
01.06.05 - 05:42 AM / 20Southern fried girl said:
Thank God Santa is a patriot. It is now only a matter of time before the Republicans say he is one of theirs.
01.06.05 - 05:43 AM / 21e said:
That is the strangest santa figurine I've ever seen!
01.06.05 - 05:43 AM / 22Em said:
Well, thank GAWD. I was worried he was a Pagan (like me!)
01.06.05 - 05:43 AM / 23Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Is this a prelude to a glimpse of the doob-tokin' Santa you teased us all about?
01.06.05 - 05:45 AM / 24africankelli said:
I am work pooper. By the love of Santa and all things American, I pledge my allegiance to my GOD GIVEN RIGHT (Take that, France) to poop in the workplace.
01.06.05 - 05:45 AM / 25Amanda B. said:
A very resigned looking Santa. I just drove for an hour and a half with my boss. Need drugs. Send help.
01.06.05 - 05:45 AM / 26Rachel said:
You'd think that if someone were going to co-opt the American flag for their personal ho-ho-ho agenda, they'd at least go to the trouble of putting the correct number of stars and stripes upon it!
01.06.05 - 05:45 AM / 27zeenes said:
oh that is HILARIOUS! I had no idea. is he also a card-carrying Republican?
01.06.05 - 05:46 AM / 28Annie said:
I AM A WORK POOPER ! Yesterday in the bathroom at work (2 stalls) my neighbor let out 2 great farts. I wanted to say "YAY LUCY, nice farts, you're my kinda girl". Would that have been inappropriate?? I'm 43. Farts are STILL funny.
01.06.05 - 05:48 AM / 29kim said:
Re the poster who said "they'd at least go to the trouble of putting the correct number of stars and stripes upon it!"
Maybe he's not the Santa of America, but ..."OF FRANCE!"
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