I don't see a picture. Granted, it is Sunday morning and I haven't had my coffee yet, so my eyes are a bit blurry.

I can't see it

ok, I see it now. Just thought I'd let you all know cause I'm sure you were worried.
By the way, your dress is real perty Heather.

I love this picture... it's moments like that you don't ever seem to forget!!

That is SUCH a Kodak Commercial.

Groovy!

You crazy kids! That one made me laugh out loud, like the pix of Eli and the kazoo did.

This looks more like a confrontation with paparazzi than a tripod adjustment. Just practice for fame, y'all.

THAT is the coolest picture ever. I love it. Sell it to bridal magazines. Ha, it looks like you're handling a drunken wedding guest.

JOHN: Come on, Uncle Hal, we'll call you a cab.
HEATHER: Did you seriously just throw up on my fucking cake?

WHAT a gorgeous wedding! I've been to Yosemite, and always thought what a great wedding spot it would make. You guys are living proof.

ya'll r such a cute couple.

Love overcame geekiness if only for a moment. Priceless.

Thanks for sharing!

Is the wedding story on here somewhere?

no joke dooce, you have the longest arms i've ever seen on a woman. must come in handy for grabbing pop-tarts/doritos whilst remaining in sitting position for operation runway.

This is a great photo. I always love the odd ones.

to hear**
oops.

You look like you're thinking "Hurry up so I can get the fuck out of this dress."

"I touch myself"

Wow, that could be a laundry detergent commercial; you can smell the perplexed freshness.

So purty.

um...are you grabbing yourself? (we all do; it's okay.)

The two of you look so confused, as if you're almost saying, "what the hell did we just do?" Very nice pic though, love your dress and flowers.

I thought the pictures were taken by a photographer. Good job tripod!

When you decide to come out with your own music album, like all celebrities do, this will have to be the cover.

Your expressions really make the picture.

Gorgeous. And gorgeous background, too.

Love the pic! And yes, I second (or third, or whatever) the request to hear the wedding dress story. I remember reading in the archives a promise of a story to come, but never actually the story itself.

There's another Ladybug here today! Helloooo!

LMFAO!!!

Excellent. Heather, you were a gorgeous bride!

You both looked fabulous. Heather did you try the curlers again that day? I must say it looks fantastic.

You are a stunning couple - even when you are trying to figure out if the camera is working!

See, now, I only have beautiful and posed pictures from my wedding, and I'm divorced. I firmly believe it's pictures like this that hold a couple together.

Danielle: the search on dooce's website seems to be case-sensitive. try searching with Capitals at the beginning of the words to see if that helps. likely, you also may have to have the word typed *exactly* as it is in the post (i.e., if the word is "eloped," you couldn't find it with just "elope"...that's what i'm thinking).

I like that one alot.

hehehe i love it.

wow. what an amazing backdrop. you both look awesome. i hope that my b/f and i can take cool wedding day photos...whenever that day arrives ;)

That scenery is surreal it's so beautiful.

I love the fact that you and Jon did that together. You just went off and got married, damn it. Took your own professional wedding photos, thankyou very much.

After the clusterfuck that was our wedding, I wish Scott and I had done the same damn thing. In fact, on our 10th anniversary, we just might.

I love this pic! Perfect wedding photo.

hehehe. That's cute. :)

I wouldn't even know where to start looking for my old wedding pictures ;)

THANK YOU INTERNET.
I will write up something formal and mushy for what you all did yesterday for Julia.
I had no idea how many awkward 13 year old adults who had been teased in school resided on Dooce.com's comment page.

You guys are fantastic and I love you for commenting for Julia...I wish I could just give everyone a hug. I got home and I read what you all wrote and cried. You guys are unbelievable and I am in awe of all of you.

As soon as I hear from Julia & her mom Laura, I will let you know what she said.

Thank you again!!

So beautiful!

I was wondering if you got your dress at the place that advertised their selection of "hundreds of modest wedding dresses" for the modern Mormon bride.

Just kidding. You look lovely. :)

Alena - I know why the fat man has the penis issue, and this may be too much info. As the man gets fatter, his mons pubis gets fatter, and the penis kinda gets enveloped by the fat. If he loses weight, the fat goes, and the knob goes back to normal. So it's not that his penis shrinks, it's just not um..fully displayed.

I just typed the words "mons pubis". Woah.

Dooce, my husband and I were married on August 27, 2002, and my son was born on February 3, 2004. I just thought it was kinda cool our important dates were so close to yours. Beautiful!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You're Gorgeous! And he ain't so bad either...

Always love your photo's... it's a daily addiction!

My god yes! You do have incredibly long arms and large hands! I agree- I like your hair not curled like that.. yikes!

But- wow- is Jon hot without facial hair...wowwowowoww... is that why you encourage him to grow it? lolol...

That's how I first learned about the blurbdoocery, your way cool wedding pics, as linked to by kottke.

you know what i like about those little daily photo icon thingies you have on your main page? it's that you never know what the big picture is going to be.

You look so much like Gwen Steffani here!

THAT is my kind of wedding picture!

Ahhhhhhh..........Wedding Pic au naturale....the best and most memorable. Bewbie Newc!!

Number 89: I don't think Chuck has any Ridgeback in him, but only because Ridgebacks weigh in the 100 pound range and AS CUTE AS CHUCK IS, I could totally take his ass. He weighs, what, around 40 pounds?

Anyway, I guess we're all trendy as fuck, because I had orange gerber dasies (at my Vegas wedding) too.

Nice! Is it me or is the picture too stretched horizontally? Looks like the frame was designed for the D70's aspect ratio.

I agree, Karen Rani. They are sofa king adorable.

Single.
Never married.
No prospects.
Green with envy.

Hey, SEK (#82): August 27 of '02 was a Tuesday, right? You were married on a Tuesday? Well, so was I. And the first thing my father (who'd flown clear across the country to attend) said was, "Let me ask you one thing: WHAT KIND OF GEEK GETS MARRIED ON A TUESDAY?!"

Anyway, congrats to you and dooce on your kiddies' birthdate.
2/3/4 is awesome!

I got married on a Tuesday too, Tickled. Now that I think of it, I think my first wedding was on a weekday too. (The dumbass I married insisted on the 4th of July)

No pictures, no flowers, paid witnesses. Call me romantic.

2/3/4 is cool... and pretty soon(ish) we'll get to have 3/4/5

but I kinda think a 2/2/4 birthday is cool, because
A) it is reminiscent of 2+2=4
B) You get to celebrate on Groundhog's Day. And who doesn't love small furry creatures?

To me, a Tuesday wedding is like taking a dump in the sink. Normal people just don't do that.

A Tuesday wedding pretty much guarantees you can get married in effin peace.

Great wedding picture. Brave photographer. Lovely flowers.
Mine were Silk, and I kept them, in their little basket on the end table, until the third time we moved.
I'm with Mrs. Strizzay. No cable, but the antenna gets 3 good channels and 2 fuzzy ones. Rarely need to videotape.
The GG were turned off by the son so he could listen to a Chuck Mangione CD he bought at the thrift store. That horn is wonderful!!

TiVo rocks. On toast.

Oh come on, Fever! We're normal--well, relatively anyway.

It's just that it was Quarter Break at the U., see, and we only had a few days before classes started up again. If we married on Tuesday we could get the hell up to Vancouver for a two-day skiing honeymoon and be back in time for the groom's Saturday night gig, then rest up on Sunday--THAT's why.

And no, Girl.A, no effin' peace either. Well-attended ceremony followed by Big Party at folks' house, Tuesday notwithstanding.

Me and hubby eloped too. The ONLY way to go for a stress free wedding day.

mrs.strizzay i don't have cable either :( how do i get by day to day... :(

Girl.A.....now, thats the way to use profanities!!!

Must MUST have cable.
Family guy, Sopranos, & Ali G.

Check it! Respek!

When someone I know first found out I was born on 1 June, she just had to tell me that her birthday was only a few days later: 6 June.

To be even more specific, at 01:06 on 6/6/66. Looking at it another way: she was born 66 minutes into 6/6/66.

She gets a huge kick out of using all the sixes in her birthdate/time to creep out all the idiots who believe in crap like numerology, astrology, "the number or the beast", yadda yadda yadda. Get a few drinks into her and sit her down beside one of those idiots and the way she torments him will be a barrel of laughs.

mg2, monday is no good.

Hi, it is 5:30pm in Manly and I am trying to figure out what time it is at home before I call and check on le kitty. 11:30 MST according to dooce.com...

Yay for dooce.com!

Lovely picture of one of the lovelier couples to saunter about lovely-ly.

Best to everyone!

i'm only 19 but that picture makes me want to get married reallllllllll bad

Oh-The Nikon 990, no wonder you are looking at the camera that way! I used to have one of those with this weird third-party battery pack and you I just never knew if it was going to work.