Beer hickey
This is our bud, Shan, who blushes everytime he drinks a sip or two of a beer. That is just too cute. His birthday was yesterday and I forgot to wish him HAPPY NUMBER 30! We love you, Shan. Can't wait for the wedding.
(Note: I am going to open up comments, but here are today's rules: 1) If you say ANYTHING about my daughter and her motor development I will delete your comment, and 2) LISTEN TO GOD.)
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Alaska Danielle said:
That's funny. I would be laughing harder, but he looks so sad.
01.26.05 - 06:52 AM / 1cottoncandygirl said:
yeast allergy? Maybe he should have yogurt before drinking.
01.26.05 - 06:54 AM / 2no2 said:
ouch, that looks painful!
01.26.05 - 06:54 AM / 3alyssa said:
wow i am quick today.
01.26.05 - 06:54 AM / 4shannon said:
i'm assuming shan is irish ... because when i toss a few back my irish cheeks turn red. but i hate ass-u-me-ing.
01.26.05 - 06:54 AM / 5Honey Bunny said:
so weird.
i have a friend who is just as adorable as Shan and he gets beer hickies too! how can you NOT find that cute?
mmm...love the beard!
01.26.05 - 06:55 AM / 6James said:
He looks like someone's been beating him. Is it you? IS IT YOU?
01.26.05 - 06:55 AM / 7ashly said:
Even with that weak Utah beer?
01.26.05 - 06:55 AM / 8Jason said:
I was excited when my first son began to crawl. Big mistake. Next came a brother. Two mobile little boys under the age of 3 is trouble. Can you say PB and J in the CD player?
01.26.05 - 06:55 AM / 9Heather said:
He looks ready to cry!
01.26.05 - 06:55 AM / 10Melanie S. said:
Third? I'm never this close to the top.
Anyway! Poor guy. I do the same thing when I drink rum.
01.26.05 - 06:56 AM / 11Red from MN said:
Shannon, my cheeks do the exact same thing...and i am irish also.
01.26.05 - 06:57 AM / 12trinity said:
SHE SAT UP ON MY BIRTHDAY!
what a great gift.
01.26.05 - 06:58 AM / 13Neil said:
I was going to say the same thing, my Irish complection gets a little red when I drink too.
01.26.05 - 06:58 AM / 14Jenny said:
Awww poor guy! He looks so sad!
01.26.05 - 06:58 AM / 15kim said:
i can't hear god. and i've tried, i really have.. buddha okay, too?
01.26.05 - 06:58 AM / 16Laura C. said:
God told me to say that your daughter and her motor development are beautiful and perfect in every way, and I adore both of you (and Jon).
Is that OK? I mean, it's true.
01.26.05 - 07:00 AM / 17JuJuBee said:
Wow, he really gets that beard trimmed "just so", doesn't he?
01.26.05 - 07:01 AM / 18Amy said:
No matter what alcohol I drink, the same thing happens to me....down to my chest and up to my forehead! But it doesn't stop me... :)
Maybe Shan and I were separated at birth because I also am turning 30 soon...like Friday. So I will be drinking and turning red for two days straight!
Thanks for a great web site!
01.26.05 - 07:01 AM / 19Sarah said:
I was wondering if you had kept the comments closed because of the assinine comments over the past couple of days, but am so releived you opened them up. I was seriously going through withdrawl. I was going to email you and then realized: the woman is probably getting hundreds of emails asking where the comment section went already!
Thank you for letting us in.
Oh, is there a photo? Oh yes! I feel sorry for Shan because he will never be able to sneak a drink EVER.
01.26.05 - 07:03 AM / 20joy said:
happy birthday to the blushing stan!
01.26.05 - 07:04 AM / 21Anne said:
SHAN, JUST ADMIT YOU'RE MILDLY ALLERGIC TO BEER. IT'S OKAY. But what man would admit this? So we make up conditions like "beer hickeys" and "blushing."
*Scoff*
01.26.05 - 07:05 AM / 22dv said:
Dooce, what if you're an atheist?
By the way, I've come to terms with the fact that children develop in their own time
Personnaly I would love for my son to be crawling by now, but the more people are giving me a hard time that he isn't yet, the more I yell back at them: "it doesn't mean he'll NEVER learn"
Morons
Hey, I just realized: that is only one letter away from Mormons
Sorry, just a thought
01.26.05 - 07:05 AM / 23TulsaOkie said:
I do the same thing when I drink.. I just handle alcohol so I tend to avoid it!
01.26.05 - 07:06 AM / 24jenny said:
man, how did it already get to the 20s?
i always associate "yeast" with the word "infection" and thinking about Shan and those two words makes me laugh. hah!
01.26.05 - 07:06 AM / 25Sonia said:
I tend to have selective hearing with God, because, frankly, he has selective prayer-answering.
Yes to the "Bigger boobs, please?"
No to the "But can I have them and still be skinny?"
01.26.05 - 07:09 AM / 26Circus Kelli said:
Whoa. Interesting.
Happy birthday and happy upcoming wedding to Shan!
01.26.05 - 07:09 AM / 27JP said:
I hate the pee on the floor...or poop in the bathtub...
(sigh)
01.26.05 - 07:11 AM / 28jenny said:
Sonia, i got the same prayer answered the very same way!
01.26.05 - 07:14 AM / 29Southern Fried Girl said:
I was wondering why we could not comment. Is it funny that when I saw the title beer hickey, I so did not picture that. Not sure what was pictured in my twisted little mind, but it was not that. :)
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