Maybe she will get tats of lightning bolts on her wrists too.
03.08.05 - 03:30 AM
26. Henryk_ said:
Me, it's a Doocegodess!
03.08.05 - 03:32 AM
27. Michelle Brady said:
Good morning, everyone!
*sings and hands out muffins + the morning beverage of your choice*
Leta is so beautiful. I really love seeing new pictures of her (I have a daughter who's not much older, so it always reminds me to give my baby a kiss).
03.08.05 - 03:32 AM
28. Henryk_ said:
Maaaaaaa....she's making eyes at me!
03.08.05 - 03:33 AM
29. Henryk_ said:
Choc muffins with a hot brewed coffee, thank you Shelley!
I AGREE SHELLEY...THE WITHCING HOUR IS ALMOST UPON US....TIME FOR SOME KIP!
03.08.05 - 03:46 AM
35. Mariah said:
hello, never ever ever posted a comment here. I read your page through LJ. Its very very good. Most peoples lives are so dull. But you make yours seem so foony. :) You have such a pretty baby girl. I love how Ive watched her go from bump to a crawling machine!
I love the "I just got out of bed and my hair is all messy, and hangs over my eyes but i don't care" look and the strawberry pink top with just the first button undone, very cool, very cute!!!
Striz, you are so right on! She has that almost condescending look of "You want me to do WHAT? Oh, I think not, silly parents. Bring me the Boobah lest I commence to scream some bloody murder, peasants."
42 and 46, I agree. The look on her face is priceless. She looks like she's right on the verge of crying but still trying to use the power of those big eyes to get her way before she has to go there. Manipulative baby, that one.
What a sweetie! She's going to get away with a lot with those eyes! And is it foreshadowing in that title? Are you in a family-haircutting-mood, Heather?
03.08.05 - 04:52 AM
61. AndreaBT said:
Awwwww! When did she stop being a baby and turn into a little girl???
Niffer, please don't tempt me to climb back on the Keeper/Diva Cup subject. I'm having a "monkey" truce with Amanda B. right now, and I don't know if I can stifly myself about monkeys *and* the Keeper all at once.
Sweet little chubby cheeks... she's so precious. I wish mine would wake up already so I can get my big hug. Ok, please someone slap me. This is the first day in MONTHS that I've woken up before her.
no i think the title has everything to do with those bewitching eyes -I'm honestly NOT a "baby person" or a "kids" person, but she certainly does photograph well and seems to be alternately crazy-making and charming.
:)
Ames! Nice to hear from you here. Was hoping you were doing fine.
Now that Bucky's head has exploded, I won't have to come on here and beg her not to talk about ice cube trays; that's where I was afraid she was going.
A moment of silence, please, for Bucky's head. It was a nice head . . .
If I may bother some of you out there in Dooceland. I'm attending a birthday party this weekend and need some gift ideas. Little boy. Wild child. Turning 3. Anyone?
I may not respond for a while. My lovely child is waking up and softly repeating "Momma." Usually she just babbles. How sweet!
Damn, Bucky. Not just Fish. Now I have to go huddle in the corner in a fetal position, and rock and rock and spit and spit and spit and not drink any iced beverage at all until I'm dehydrated and have to go in the hospital again like I did the last time you behaved this way. Deformed head!
Bucky, I just thought I'd let you know that Amanda B made me sit in the ice cube trays all night long (one's with *ice* in them, mind you), cause I got so red, hot and inflamed when she was tickling me.
Bad minkey is right!
Tell Amanda B. that next time she gets you all inflamed, minkey, that she should give you some o' that monkey itch creme, instead of ice cubes.
It's a very, very bad thing when ice cubes get stuck to the monkey. We don't want to hurt the monkey, because the monkey is a delicate creature at heart. Best to not tickle the monkey, but to stroke the monkey, and maybe feed the monkey a big carrot or a summer sausage.
Oh, wow. Now I need to smoke. Bad minkey.
03.08.05 - 05:37 AM
94. Instigator Monkey said:
Dammit, someone call Amanda and wake her ass up.
Bucky just cracked and the cotillion is a-rollin'.
That's the look of... "Mommy I know you still love me even I just destroyed your ____________(insert your most beloved belonging)." That look will get you every time!
A day that begins with Leta is a good day indeed...Thanks Heather!
03.08.05 - 06:04 AM
106. kari g. said:
aahhhh....there she is. That cute, adorable, beautiful little girl. She is so freaking cute I can't even stand it. She has the most beautiful eyes. Thanks for posting a Leta pic!! nice way to start the day
03.08.05 - 06:04 AM
107. becaru said:
That looks says, "And I'm not takin' a nap today, either".
Colleen -- thanks for askin'. I have this ability to regenerate a new head when the old one explodes, as it happens often. I bite my tongue a lot, and that causes brain pressure while all the awful, unspoken thoughts build up, and then BAM! head pieces and busted spectacles all over the room.
My ovaries are singing at the sight of Leta. If that isn't an advertisement for having children I don't know what is. She is too precious, Dooce. She definitely has that look on her face of "I swear I didn't do it!"
Instigator Monkey, you've done it for me you sassy thing.
I love the Monkey.
03.08.05 - 06:30 AM
123. southern fried girl said:
Oh God, that face. Look at that face. Boy, is she going to be trouble later on. If she gives that look to boys when she gets older, she will be unstoppable.
03.08.05 - 06:31 AM
124. Sarah M said:
She is the perfect blend in that picture. I can see both You and Jon.
And isn't she becoming pretty!
*blows a kiss Leta's way*
(but i'm really dying to snuggle her to peices instead)
I can't believe I am actually up this early in the morning and on the computer. I actually thought, "Hey, I'll go check Dooce and maybe I will be an early commenter this morning."
But nooo she had to go and post really freakin' early.
And that Leta, she's just so chock full of cuteness. I wish I could have a girl and have her be that cute. :)
cathi, I've been thinking, but don't have much little boy experience. They seem to like to roll things and shoot things, so maybe a drug theme would be appropriate.
No, really, my little nephews are into race cars, waterguns and dinosaurs, I believe.
Pissy Britches...do you not realize how very Hannibal Lecter that sounds...just sayin.
03.08.05 - 07:19 AM
164. Shelly-BO said:
Da-yum, these comments add up in like 1/100000000000 of a second.
Leta's cheeks make me talk baby talk to the computer like she's actually in front of me and I look stupid, she is too cute with her big puppy dog eyes.
How about a self-portrait day with photographs from your medical procedures? Anything from dental x-rays to colonoscopy pix. Of course, I guess that wouldn't REALLY be a self-portrait, I mean how many of us on here are actually self-scoping gastroenterologists, but still . . . hey, how about a "guess what part of me this is" day? Any takers?
Oh! oh! She is just the cutest little girl! That is such a precious expression on her face!
When my kids get that expression on their face, I can't help but take those little faces in my hands and give them kisses all over their little chubbiness until they squeal and try to get away...
Ahem. But that's just me...
03.08.05 - 07:51 AM
182. Marque said:
I think it's fantastic that you use Lorretta Lynn song titles for the pictures. They set a good feeling.
Minky, I'm sorry about the poultry comment. It's just that ever since you bit that guy on his happy sac I've been getting calls at all hours of the night.
Susie (#176), I'm about to have a vasectomy. Do you want to see a self-portrait of the doctor disconnecting my babymaker?
03.08.05 - 07:56 AM
187. BannedFromBlurbomat said:
tiffany:
Thanks. I'm not really sure why I can't post there, to be honest. I was directed to a screen that said I've been spamming. I don't do that. Could someone be using my email address to send spam?
First: You people with your baby eating comments make me just a little queasy. I mean, really, why wouldn't you put those cheeks in the rotisserie first?
Second: I'm in for tattoo day! Not like y'all haven't seen my tattoo, but I'd whip it out for ever'body again.
I can't tell who I find cuter, Leta or Chuck!! Both of them are irresistable. But Leta's eyes are absolutely amazingly beautiful. She's going to have boys going crazy over her. Not to scare you or anything. :-)
How could I resist posting a comment today? Leta is adorable. Look at those doe-eyes, mercilessly making you do her bidding. You are very lucky to have her.
03.08.05 - 08:08 AM
193. Instigator Monkey said:
Dude, if I ever got caught eatin' babies they'd totally stick a needle full of cyanide in my Ass.
And then they'd toss Amanda B in jail for negligent homicide.
And then Law and Order would make a show out of it, and it would be ripped from the headline:
*"Baby-Eating Monkey Gets it in the Ass"*
03.08.05 - 08:09 AM
194. Andrea in Canada said:
SO SWEET! She has heart shaped lips!
Cathi, does the 3yr old boy like Thomas trains? There are Thomas puzzles and books that all ages seem to really love.
My daughter just said to me..."mommy make the pancakes like Nana...she makes them better, she makes them from a box" hmm...so much for home cookin by mom! :P
Banned (#187): Virus emails can spoof the "from" address, making it look like it's from someone it's not. It seems likely that spam messages could do that as well, although I'm no expert. My husband is the techno-geek of the family.
Dr. JF, Yes, that's exactly the sort of thing we need here. It would be educational and it would help you relax because you could concentrate on your photography skills instead of the doctor's shaking hands. You do know he just quit smoking, right?
she just has to sit there all cute so that you have NO choice but to stop what you are doing and take her picture, trying to capture the magic that is Leta at one year old and hold onto it forever.
Big Red and Juicy Fruit....yummy. (But not together of course. I'm not a sicko.)
And that checkout line silence is weird. "Hi. How are you?" "Fine, how 'bout yourself?" "Fine, thank you."
---Longest pause ever, in the history of the world.---
Then she pretends I'm not there while she scans my groceries, and I pretend to be interested in the display of clearance Christmas candy (in March) while I'm secretly (or not-so-secretly) checking out her tatoo with my peripheral vision.
I have said it before, and I'll say it again, why do so many of you want to eat babies? It's a little freakish. I haven't ever heard of this sort of thing before. I hope that someone is following your every move.
Susie #199, I also heard that Doc has "a condition" that makes his hands a little shaky. Thankfully, the medication he's taking helps a little with that. ;)
mihow, when my daughter was a baby and I took her out in public, people kept saying, "oh, I'll bet you just eat those cheeks!" I would hold her close and get the hell away from those people. But I kept hearing that. Until one day, curiosity got the better of me and I tried 'em. Gooooood eatin'!
CK, Dr. Snipper's new meds do stop the shaking, but they cause him to nod off at very inopportune times. Then he startles awake and yells, "It wasn't me!" I'm just sayin'...
03.08.05 - 08:52 AM
216. Instigator Monkey said:
reiterating previous comment:
Dude, if I ever got caught eatin’ babies they’d totally stick a needle full of cyanide in my Ass.
And then they’d toss Amanda B in jail for negligent homicide.
And then Law and Order would make a show out of it, and it would be ripped from the headline:
first - beautiful photo of leta!!
second - great post today! you have the best "title" around. and i hear ya on the uncomfortable silences. i can't count the number of times my boyfriend (who doesn't laugh at my jokes) has had to say, "she was kidding." to a waitress, cashier, babysitter, friend, mother, etc... on my behalf...
Susie, oh yeahhhh... I remember hearing about that. He does that sleep-twitching thing, too, doesn't he? You know, like when you dream you're falling and violently twitch yourself awake before you hit the bottom?
Andrea (#194) - Thomas, Jay Jay and all those cartoons that put the realistic human-looking face on inanimate objects totally freak me out. I don't care if he does like them, I won't touch them. ew. But thanks for your suggestion. lol
Man, blogger hates me. I can't ever comment on blogger sites. Mrs. Strizzay. HILARIOUSLY amazing pictures of your baby. I need to see more baby pictures.
Hell, I want a baby; the inedible, yet adorable variety.
03.08.05 - 09:01 AM
224. OregonKim said:
(Sung in a horrible English accent to a tune from the 60’s.)
“Mrs. Brown (Armstrong) you have a lovely daughterâ€
Who did that song anyway? The Turtles? Paul Revere and the Raiders? I have no idea but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw Ms. L’s picture this morning.
She is so beautiful! A person could get lost in those eyes.
I have a very edible baby, and it takes everything I have to not consume the corn niblets that are her toes.
Strizz! WOW, those pics of your little elf (and she totally looks a little elfish--in the best possible way) are gorgeous. The last one? I gasped out loud. Seriously.
And eating baby cheeks? Aint nothing wrong with nibbling, folks.
03.08.05 - 09:29 AM
232. LeChico said:
awe! good to see leta after so long.
btw.. can anyone tell me where fish disappeared to? did he officially announce retirement from dooce.com? (nooooooooooo!)
Strizz - I'm officially joining the ranks and saying great pictures! She's a little doll! Did other people have problems leaving comments at your site like I did?
Strizz, I can't say I'm jealous of the mess your little one makes, but she sure is cute with spaghettio face. Mine won't touch the stuff. Or smear anything on herself. Except maybe yogurt. But that's not as cute.
mammaramma #228, reminds me of how I used to nibble my kid's pigs (toes) everytime I changed her diaper. I always described to her everything I was doing, and finished with "and now I bite the pigs!" When she was still teeny, not even 2, she would take care of her dolls, and if you told her to change the diaper, she'd always finish with a biting of the doll's pigs, 'cause that's what you do. Soooo precious.
03.08.05 - 09:47 AM
245. Andrea in Canada said:
Cathi (221) We seem to go to bday parties weekly so I'll try some more ideas:
1) Buzz Lightyear doll that talks is a hit with my g/f's 3 yr old
2) my daughter said, "trucks"
3)Disney store flip phones (Buzz, Ariel, Pooh Bear, Stitch...etc.) they click like camera phones and are less than $5...big hit with all the kids around here!
Susie - our little girl knows all about her pigs, too. She's big into kissing right now, and makes sure that she kisses her piggies along with her Mama and Dada. She also brushes her toes across her lips to make the "bubububububub" sound that most babies would make with their index finger. She's INSANE
niffer - how's this: I also have cat-like scratches all over my face and body from her razor-like nails that she WILL NOT LET ME CUT! I try to take care of them during naps, but she always wakes up. PS - I tried to go to your site, but it wouldn't load! I'll try again later.
Mamaramma- they have these little kitty-claw-covers you can glue onto their talons. They work wonders, but it takes 4 people to hold them down and glue them on initially.
Niffer - OK. I'm going to have to go here. I didn't want to have to do this. Once, when my niece was constipated, my sis in law had to dig around in there with a thermometer to get some movement going. My niece burst like a geyser right into my SIL's MOUTH.
OK Mamaramma -- I think you win for best shit geyser story of the day.
Spoony would be so proud of your SIL's spelunking, she really would.
Monkey -- you can hide out at my place if the fuzz gets on yo' ass. I've got a whole box of monkey pads for your monkey naptime. 'Cause even a monkey's gotta go down sooner
1. kel-bel said:
Dooce & Blurb, you guys have the most beautiful girl.
2. Henryk_ said:
And a good morning to you!
3. Browneyed_Girl said:
What a beautiful girl!
4. Johnny Jack said:
You rock Dooce, keep 'em coming!
5. koof said:
too frickin cute.
i'm going to eat your baby, just so you know.
6. Henryk_ said:
Kel Bel, you are quick...but then, it is only 10:17pm here
7. ali said:
wow, im here early.
lovely daughter you have there, dooce.
8. Henryk_ said:
Don't you loveeee them eyes!
9. kel-bel said:
It was pure luck - well that and the fact that I have the fastest fingers!!
10. Ramon said:
Looks beautiful... and woow.... under 10?
11. kel-bel said:
lock it in eddie
12. Meghan said:
Did you leave her outside in the toxic plume? I'd forget my kids out there before my morning coffee.
13. Me said:
Damn!
14. Me said:
Serves me right for surfing porn at the same time....
15. kim said:
OH MY -- she's adorable. thanks for the pic. love it!
16. Henryk_ said:
Is there a problem me.....leave thw PC a lil too long?
17. Henryk_ said:
pore, me...that'll teach ya!
18. Me said:
She looks as gorgeous as ever Dooce....
19. kuyperama said:
I can only hope to develop a blog as interesting as this one!
20. Emma said:
That's a lovely photo.
Heather did you know you're the buzzword of the day from buzzwhack.com - I just got my email!
I guess you're going to get lots of hits today :)
21. Me said:
Notice how I'm now absolving myself of all sins by appeasing the DooceGod
22. Paige said:
Dang her hair is getting long!
23. Beverly said:
I swear, she just gets more and more gorgeous. I love this picture.
24. CanadianAmy said:
Darling little Princess Frogalina.
25. Henryk_ said:
Maybe she will get tats of lightning bolts on her wrists too.
26. Henryk_ said:
Me, it's a Doocegodess!
27. Michelle Brady said:
Good morning, everyone!
*sings and hands out muffins + the morning beverage of your choice*
Leta is so beautiful. I really love seeing new pictures of her (I have a daughter who's not much older, so it always reminds me to give my baby a kiss).
28. Henryk_ said:
Maaaaaaa....she's making eyes at me!
29. Henryk_ said:
Choc muffins with a hot brewed coffee, thank you Shelley!
30. song said:
this is just for proof that you didn't shave her head right. But yeah, that is one damn cute kid.
31. song said:
michelle b - I'll have an apple muffin and a tequila.
32. Michelle Brady said:
Song, you're in luck! I make a mean apple muffin!
Henry_k, you're a man after my own heart, with the chocolate muffins and the hot coffee. Mmmm!
Everyone enjoy, I'll leave these here in case you get snacky. I need a nap!
33. Gooooder said:
awwwwwwwwwww
34. Henryk_ said:
I AGREE SHELLEY...THE WITHCING HOUR IS ALMOST UPON US....TIME FOR SOME KIP!
35. Mariah said:
hello, never ever ever posted a comment here. I read your page through LJ. Its very very good. Most peoples lives are so dull. But you make yours seem so foony. :) You have such a pretty baby girl. I love how Ive watched her go from bump to a crawling machine!
36. Yamila said:
very berry cute leta
37. Henryk_ said:
And they called the wind...Mariah!
38. Lisa S said:
without jon's beard, i see even more resemblance.
39. Yamila said:
I love the "I just got out of bed and my hair is all messy, and hangs over my eyes but i don't care" look and the strawberry pink top with just the first button undone, very cool, very cute!!!
40. Shanna said:
She gets more precious with every photo we see of her!
41. amanda said:
Oh my gosh....look at those eyes! THAT's how they get away with ANYTHING!
Adorable. ;)
42. Mrs.Strizzay said:
That expression is friggin hilarious. She is so "you gotta be kidding me"
43. Wicked H said:
Wow she is getting some long, luxurious locks. Are you all surviving the chicken pox?
Hope so!
44. Laura said:
Aww heather, she is gorgeous. Hey, check your email girl - i asked permission to link to your site :-)
45. Nicole said:
Leta does the bedhead, casually tousled look really well. Such a cutie!
46. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Striz, you are so right on! She has that almost condescending look of "You want me to do WHAT? Oh, I think not, silly parents. Bring me the Boobah lest I commence to scream some bloody murder, peasants."
47. Sarah in the Azores said:
What a head of hair!
48. saralynnmo said:
Great lighting, too. What a lovely girl.
49. Sque said:
In before 50!
Absolutely beautiful pic of the little Doocess!
50. bushra said:
lovely hair, glad you're letting it grow.
51. Julianne said:
She's so beautiful! Good morning, Leta :)
52. theTattooedSocialWorker said:
42 and 46, I agree. The look on her face is priceless. She looks like she's right on the verge of crying but still trying to use the power of those big eyes to get her way before she has to go there. Manipulative baby, that one.
53. Katherine said:
you have a beautiful baby! and a wonderfully wicked sense of humor!
54. Ames said:
Wise, beyond her years! You must love her so.. I know you do, in fact!
*Waves to everyone* feeling better...out of hospital now..thanks for all the wishes of wellness... it has worked like a charm...lovely!
Lovely..just like the one and only, totally original "Leta"!
Whoo Hoo!
Take Care,
Amy
55. romy said:
those eyes ... great shot.
56. spoonleg said:
LEEEEEEEEEEETA!
Girlfriend, it's been too long since you rocked my daily photo world.
57. Kiki said:
And Leta is back!
I missed her badly.
Thank you Dooce!
She is growing so fast, she has the cutest soft face in the universe :)
58. the niffer said:
Yeah, she's definitely a keeper.
(And I don't mean keeper as in "The Keeper", but rather in the traditional sense of the word.)
59. Aimee said:
What a cutie!
60. Jennifer in Kansas City said:
What a sweetie! She's going to get away with a lot with those eyes! And is it foreshadowing in that title? Are you in a family-haircutting-mood, Heather?
61. AndreaBT said:
Awwwww! When did she stop being a baby and turn into a little girl???
62. rich said:
LOVE the hair! My baby is at the same stage. Crazy hair.
63. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Niffer, please don't tempt me to climb back on the Keeper/Diva Cup subject. I'm having a "monkey" truce with Amanda B. right now, and I don't know if I can stifly myself about monkeys *and* the Keeper all at once.
*twitch*
64. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Or, you know, "stifle" instead of "stifly." Stifly is something else entirely.
65. cathi said:
Sweet little chubby cheeks... she's so precious. I wish mine would wake up already so I can get my big hug. Ok, please someone slap me. This is the first day in MONTHS that I've woken up before her.
Welcome back, Amy!
66. coskel said:
no i think the title has everything to do with those bewitching eyes -I'm honestly NOT a "baby person" or a "kids" person, but she certainly does photograph well and seems to be alternately crazy-making and charming.
:)
67. Mrs.Strizzay said:
No muffins, I have ice cream
68. misha babe said:
She's so precious. Love the site. Top 100? Woo Hoo.
69. misha babe said:
She's so precious. Love the site. Top 100? Woo Hoo. Top 69? Even better.
70. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Dooce, do you know what your total comments to date are? Has to be LOTS
71. misha babe said:
Top 69? Even Better.
72. Instigator Monkey said:
BFE:
Truce with Manda B, you say? About Moi?
Can you REEEEEAAALY resist commenting? HMMMMMM? Especially if I say stuff like, oh, I don't know,
Amanda was Tickling me last night and saying *coochy coochy cooo*?
hehehe
73. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Instigator Monkey, why do you *torment* me so?
Must...not...say...monkey=FORBIDDENWORD.
Must...not...
(head explodes)
74. Instigator Monkey said:
Wow, that was easier than I thought.
75. Kassi said:
what a cutie
76. Susie said:
Ames! Nice to hear from you here. Was hoping you were doing fine.
Now that Bucky's head has exploded, I won't have to come on here and beg her not to talk about ice cube trays; that's where I was afraid she was going.
A moment of silence, please, for Bucky's head. It was a nice head . . .
77. cathi said:
enjoy the silence
78. Linda said:
I just love her eyes and the messy hair is just too cute!!
79. Toryssa said:
Does it freak you out that people say things like they want to eat your child?
She is very lovely, though!!
80. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Instigator Monkey -- I'm nothing if not easy.
Susie -- you said "nice head"
Huh huh huh
And see how I didn't say nothin' about you-know-what in ice cube trays? See, I'm REFORMED!
Or should that start with a "D"?
81. cathi said:
Nice little Depeche moment. Thank you Susie!
If I may bother some of you out there in Dooceland. I'm attending a birthday party this weekend and need some gift ideas. Little boy. Wild child. Turning 3. Anyone?
I may not respond for a while. My lovely child is waking up and softly repeating "Momma." Usually she just babbles. How sweet!
82. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Whats in the ice cube trays? Juice? koolaid?
83. Mrs.Strizzay said:
cathi, crack pipes and 40 ozers are all the rage this year. Hook the kid up.
*crack rock sold seperately
84. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Striz -- the ice cube trays are for, um, *overflow* from the Keeper.
I think I drove poor Fish over the edge with that one.
85. Susie said:
ohdearlord! Her head is back! It's like that last scene in "Carrie!"
Strizz, it's koolaid. (Sometimes it's better to lie.)
Armstrong grown-ups, ya'll don't stand a chance against the powers of that face.
86. lynda said:
love the site!
87. Susie said:
Damn, Bucky. Not just Fish. Now I have to go huddle in the corner in a fetal position, and rock and rock and spit and spit and spit and not drink any iced beverage at all until I'm dehydrated and have to go in the hospital again like I did the last time you behaved this way. Deformed head!
88. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Red koolaid huh
I hope its not chunky
89. Instigator Monkey said:
Bucky, I just thought I'd let you know that Amanda B made me sit in the ice cube trays all night long (one's with *ice* in them, mind you), cause I got so red, hot and inflamed when she was tickling me.
Bad, bad minkey
90. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Susie, I'd hate to be your kid if that's what you're passin' off as Koolaid.
91. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Hey Monkey, get some Preperation H for that inflamation.
92. Instigator Monkey said:
Mrs. Strizzay, I hear that preparation h is the LAST thing you're supposed to use when you're all hot and wet like I was last night ...
that new KY heat-up-on-contact ointment really did the trick, tho' ...
93. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Bad minkey is right!
Tell Amanda B. that next time she gets you all inflamed, minkey, that she should give you some o' that monkey itch creme, instead of ice cubes.
It's a very, very bad thing when ice cubes get stuck to the monkey. We don't want to hurt the monkey, because the monkey is a delicate creature at heart. Best to not tickle the monkey, but to stroke the monkey, and maybe feed the monkey a big carrot or a summer sausage.
Oh, wow. Now I need to smoke. Bad minkey.
94. Instigator Monkey said:
Dammit, someone call Amanda and wake her ass up.
Bucky just cracked and the cotillion is a-rollin'.
*Minkey likes kissy kissy time too, you know*
95. Sarah said:
Oh my, Monkey Talk at this hour *already*? Oy.
Leta: "You think you can resist this face? Do you? DO YOU? Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT."
Good morning Dorks!
96. beachgal said:
Absolutely precious. She just gets more beautiful every day. Thanks for sharing, Dooce.
97. Moxie said:
Leego always reminds me of the rosy children in a Mary Cassat painting.
http://www.chooseart.net/mary_cassatt.html
98. Cheryl said:
That's the look of... "Mommy I know you still love me even I just destroyed your ____________(insert your most beloved belonging)." That look will get you every time!
99. Colleen from NJ said:
100 comments from good morning, and monkey's getting some already...wow...
Leta, lovely in the sunlight.
Now, back to the monkey... and Bucky. Bucky, are you ok? can you still participate after decapitation?
100. Cristin said:
ick ick ick
can one laugh and barf at the same time?
instigator monkey and bucky, I still heart you
and mrs S, always heart you too but did you *have* to go there? with the cube trays texture I mean.
101. Instigator Monkey said:
Instigator Monkey: causing things to spit uncontrollably on computer screens since 2004.
102. Instigator Monkey said:
My goal today is to make everyone love the monkey.
*you must love the monkey*
Monkey wants to be one worn-out little monkey by the end of the day.
103. Spurious Plum said:
Sweet Holy Moly! Leta's adorable!
104. Spurious Plum said:
Instigator monkey, You're preaching to the choir here. Everyone loves the monkey.
105. kalki said:
A day that begins with Leta is a good day indeed...Thanks Heather!
106. kari g. said:
aahhhh....there she is. That cute, adorable, beautiful little girl. She is so freaking cute I can't even stand it. She has the most beautiful eyes. Thanks for posting a Leta pic!! nice way to start the day
107. becaru said:
That looks says, "And I'm not takin' a nap today, either".
108. erika said:
Ahhhh. Leta fix. I was starting to get jittery. Which does have my husband a little concerned...
109. Lisa said:
A ray of sunshine...
Dooce - thanks for keeping up such a great site. Your humor and honesty brighten my mood everyday.
110. Susannah said:
Okay...instant toothache. She looks like a little ANGEL! Those eyes are just too adorable.
111. Biggest Apple said:
She's so sassy.
112. Pip said:
Anyone else notice what music Dooce has been listening to lately? Clue is the titles
113. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Colleen -- thanks for askin'. I have this ability to regenerate a new head when the old one explodes, as it happens often. I bite my tongue a lot, and that causes brain pressure while all the awful, unspoken thoughts build up, and then BAM! head pieces and busted spectacles all over the room.
114. tIffany said:
Ohhhh MAN! Have mercy is right. I bet she spends hours getting her hair to look like she just rolled out of bed with it, right? So adorable.
115. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
My ovaries are singing at the sight of Leta. If that isn't an advertisement for having children I don't know what is. She is too precious, Dooce. She definitely has that look on her face of "I swear I didn't do it!"
I love her hair - it is so getting SO long!!!
116. LadyBug said:
Aw, sweet little Leta in the morning light.
I'm guessing it's morning light, anyway. It looks like Leta and the sun are waking up together.
117. TulsaOkie said:
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful baby girl!! Keep the pictures coming!
118. Mrs.Strizzay said:
WTF Katie, my ovaries only emit a low hum.
No not really, I look at sperm and get knocked up. Thats why I try and keep my eyes closed. And my tubes tied.
119. Relentless Christian Amber said:
That's precious.
120. Instigator Monkey said:
You know who else is sassy?
That's right.
*Monkey*
121. Em said:
Excellent expression! She's so lovely.
122. Sarah said:
Instigator Monkey, you've done it for me you sassy thing.
I love the Monkey.
123. southern fried girl said:
Oh God, that face. Look at that face. Boy, is she going to be trouble later on. If she gives that look to boys when she gets older, she will be unstoppable.
124. Sarah M said:
She is the perfect blend in that picture. I can see both You and Jon.
And isn't she becoming pretty!
*blows a kiss Leta's way*
(but i'm really dying to snuggle her to peices instead)
Sarah x
125. Relentless Christian Amber said:
I can't believe I am actually up this early in the morning and on the computer. I actually thought, "Hey, I'll go check Dooce and maybe I will be an early commenter this morning."
But nooo she had to go and post really freakin' early.
And that Leta, she's just so chock full of cuteness. I wish I could have a girl and have her be that cute. :)
126. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Sassy Monkey, sittin' in a tree
Throwin' his own p-o-o-p
First comes dung
That he's flingin'
He's pissed 'cause the aftershave is stingin'
127. Eddie Garrett said:
You're diggin' that Loretta Lynn CD also, huh? Have Mercy on me, Baby!
128. Melinda said:
love the cute picture and the 2 Loretta Lynn titles!
129. Relentless Christian Amber said:
Bucky,
Hilarious.
130. Instigator Monkey said:
Bucky, you know as well as I that poopy and Monkey Just. Don't. Mix.
and STAY the SHIT away from me with that bottle of Old Spice, you sadistic freak!
131. Melanie S. said:
I want to smooch on her cheekies! Oh, so cute!!!
132. Jodi who blogs said:
She is adorable. That look will get her far in the years to come. :)
133. Katie-be-bored-at-work said:
I hear ya', Striz. I haven't given birth to any babies yet so they are still singing quite loudly.
I really need to try and look at the sperm a little more often - I want babies!!!
134. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Monkey, can we compromise with a bottle of Moet Chandon and some Aqua Velva?
135. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Fecal matter in the vagina can lead to infection. Please pick a hole and stay there.
136. August95 said:
What a sight for sore eyes she is. That actually made me smile this morning.
137. cathi said:
Strizz, thanks for the gift suggestions. I'm assuming those bumpers should be malt liquor wrapped in plain brown paper bags, right?
Now where did those crack pipes go? I know I have some spares around here somewhere -- probably in the catchall drawer.
138. Mrs.Strizzay said:
hehehehe
don't forget the chapstick. Crackers _always_ have dry lips.
No seriously tho, all boys like Spiderman anything. Those webslinger shooter outter things are pretty cool.
139. cathi said:
I stick to the bumpers and crack. The mom would get so pissed at me if I gave her child projectiles to poke her eye out with.
140. Jenny said:
What a love!
141. Instigator Monkey said:
Bucky I's just a lurve it when y'all talk so purty to me!
*Monkey turns bright red*
Won't you come on over and pet me now like we both know you want to?
142. Home Detention Lady said:
Those eyes! Do her cheeks have fingerprints on them from constantly being squeezed??
143. Amanda B. said:
Minky! Stop torturing Bucky! And for GOD's sake, didn't I tell you not to do *that* in public!
I don't want to have to spank your thighs with wet poultry again...
144. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Look at those CHEEKS! Each one is a meal in itself.
145. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Cathi, it shoots silly string
146. Susie said:
cathi, I've been thinking, but don't have much little boy experience. They seem to like to roll things and shoot things, so maybe a drug theme would be appropriate.
No, really, my little nephews are into race cars, waterguns and dinosaurs, I believe.
147. BerryGril said:
I think that my son might have a bit of a crush on Leta- she is soo cute!
148. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
Monkey -- I just can't seem to keep my hands off you. Would you like some more of this Summer's Eve champagne?
Amanda B -- Why would you think that spanking of the thighs with wet poulty is a deterrent? Sounds like a successful weekend at my house.
149. Instigator Monkey said:
Golly Manda, as long as you don't wip out that sack of oranges like you did last night I'll do anything! Anything!
Bucky, we's can meet out back of the tool shed. I'll bring the extra-large tube of lip gloss if you bring the pogo stick!
150. cathi said:
Strizz, I don't know. Have you ever gotten silly string in your eye?
Actually, the mom is an opthamologist... so if anyone could deal with that issue, it's her, right?!
Yay! And thanks Susie - I'll see what I can find.
151. greenthumb said:
Good Morning Leta!!!
How did we rate...Handsome devil Monday and Gorge-amous Leta Tuesday...What will tomorrow bring?
Morning Striz, Grrrrrr! B4E...how you doin?
152. Kathy Chamberlin said:
Oh, Lordie. What a beauty. I could just gnaw on her all day.
153. Amanda B. said:
Bucky- if you want to subdue Minky you must use Colt 45. It works 9 times out of 10.
Leta's eyes are gorgeous. I love that little expression on her face too. She looks so much like her Poppa, it's just silly. Smoooooch.
154. Pissy Britches said:
She is the cutest thing ever! How do you not just eat her face off?????
155. Geri said:
Dooce, I don't know how you get anything done all day. If Leta was at my house, I'd just stare at her and eat her cheeks morning til night!
156. spoonleg said:
strizz, we want more pictures of margi. not that leta isn't cute but i just can't get enough of those individually wrapped margi cheeks. YUM!
157. BannedFromBlurbomat said:
Leta has mastered the art of the self-portrait.
158. Anna said:
Look at that hair... she's starting to look like a Beatle!
She's adorable. :)
159. sporty said:
And the look on her face is something like: "not on your life bitch."
160. A.O.K. said:
Just look at those big, beautiful eyes....
I'm new here, and Dooce, I just want to say that you have a beautiful daughter.
161. BannedFromBlurbomat said:
Since I'm not allowed to post at Blurbomat, because my comments obviously "sucked", I'll ask my Blurbomat question here.
Is that film or digital?
162. christilee said:
Paper or plastic?
163. greenthumb said:
Pissy Britches...do you not realize how very Hannibal Lecter that sounds...just sayin.
164. Shelly-BO said:
Da-yum, these comments add up in like 1/100000000000 of a second.
Leta's cheeks make me talk baby talk to the computer like she's actually in front of me and I look stupid, she is too cute with her big puppy dog eyes.
165. Sissychong said:
Boy that face definately says, "Who ME?"
CUTE!!
166. Bitter much? said:
BFB,
Why push your luck so relentlessly if all you really want is to chill out with the Doocers?
167. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Spoon, dig you get your assmail?
On my site I just posted som enew Margi foo foo Flickrs. And she lubs you too.
168. RazDreams said:
dood, the "letafly" picture over on blurb almost has this photo beaten in the cuteness race.
169. gretchen said:
is leta wearing eyeliner? gosh, they grow up so fast these days.
170. spoonleg said:
HDL and I think that this week's SPD day should be themed "show us your tattoo!" Who's coming with me?
171. BannedFromReadingAnyMoreCommentsByBannedFromBlurbomat said:
Give it a rest, already.
172. Vanessa said:
I'd be kissing those cheeks all day if I could!!
173. BannedFromBlurbomat said:
Yes. bitter. bitter.
I..am not...a spammer!
Besides, if I get banned from here, it's really no big whoop.
I have a friend(don't look so surprised) who says that all the time. No big whoop.
174. Girl.A said:
TATTOOS?!?
SOME of us haven't desecrated our bodies with such things. OK, I have no tattoos.
Though if you're talking body piercings, I could participate. Maybe. Actually, maybe not.
175. BannedFromBlurbomat said:
BFRAMCBBFB:
In the immortal words of Popeye:
I yam who I yam.
176. Susie said:
How about a self-portrait day with photographs from your medical procedures? Anything from dental x-rays to colonoscopy pix. Of course, I guess that wouldn't REALLY be a self-portrait, I mean how many of us on here are actually self-scoping gastroenterologists, but still . . . hey, how about a "guess what part of me this is" day? Any takers?
177. Annejelynn said:
I saw pink and hoped upon all hopes...please let it be Leta! yea~
as usual, she's absolutely and totally adorable!
178. kristine said:
You guys have been saying it for MONTHS and I didn't see it.
Note this: YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT. She does look like Jon.
179. Gordon said:
Leta:"Oh, just you wait and see...in 15 years, I am gonna get me that Harely..."
180. Mush said:
She's so pretty!
181. Circus Kelli said:
Oh! oh! She is just the cutest little girl! That is such a precious expression on her face!
When my kids get that expression on their face, I can't help but take those little faces in my hands and give them kisses all over their little chubbiness until they squeal and try to get away...
Ahem. But that's just me...
182. Marque said:
I think it's fantastic that you use Lorretta Lynn song titles for the pictures. They set a good feeling.
183. bethy-mae said:
What an awsome cute little girl.
cathi
get the kid a flashlight. kids dig flashlights.
184. tIffany said:
Banned: It's digital. What did you say that sucked? Or has this been covered already?
185. Amanda B. said:
Minky, I'm sorry about the poultry comment. It's just that ever since you bit that guy on his happy sac I've been getting calls at all hours of the night.
186. Dr. Johnny Fever said:
Susie (#176), I'm about to have a vasectomy. Do you want to see a self-portrait of the doctor disconnecting my babymaker?
187. BannedFromBlurbomat said:
tiffany:
Thanks. I'm not really sure why I can't post there, to be honest. I was directed to a screen that said I've been spamming. I don't do that. Could someone be using my email address to send spam?
188. cathi said:
bethy-mae, I'll add that to my list. Thanks!
189. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
First: You people with your baby eating comments make me just a little queasy. I mean, really, why wouldn't you put those cheeks in the rotisserie first?
Second: I'm in for tattoo day! Not like y'all haven't seen my tattoo, but I'd whip it out for ever'body again.
190. Pixie said:
I can't tell who I find cuter, Leta or Chuck!! Both of them are irresistable. But Leta's eyes are absolutely amazingly beautiful. She's going to have boys going crazy over her. Not to scare you or anything. :-)
191. Circus Kelli said:
Katie-be-bored-at-work #115: My ovaries used to do that, too. Finally had to shut them up for good. Damn ovaries...
192. Monique said:
Heather,
How could I resist posting a comment today? Leta is adorable. Look at those doe-eyes, mercilessly making you do her bidding. You are very lucky to have her.
193. Instigator Monkey said:
Dude, if I ever got caught eatin' babies they'd totally stick a needle full of cyanide in my Ass.
And then they'd toss Amanda B in jail for negligent homicide.
And then Law and Order would make a show out of it, and it would be ripped from the headline:
*"Baby-Eating Monkey Gets it in the Ass"*
194. Andrea in Canada said:
SO SWEET! She has heart shaped lips!
Cathi, does the 3yr old boy like Thomas trains? There are Thomas puzzles and books that all ages seem to really love.
My daughter just said to me..."mommy make the pancakes like Nana...she makes them better, she makes them from a box" hmm...so much for home cookin by mom! :P
195. Instigator Monkey said:
Excuse me, that was
*BABY EATING MONKEY GETS IT IN THE ASS*
196. Katrina said:
That is one beautiful little frog with attitude.
Were her first words "Are you looking at me?"
197. laurenbove said:
That look will get her everywhere.
(I'm practicing it myself. I'll take the advantage anyway I can get it, baby.)
Thanks Leta!
198. kalki said:
Banned (#187): Virus emails can spoof the "from" address, making it look like it's from someone it's not. It seems likely that spam messages could do that as well, although I'm no expert. My husband is the techno-geek of the family.
199. Susie said:
Dr. JF, Yes, that's exactly the sort of thing we need here. It would be educational and it would help you relax because you could concentrate on your photography skills instead of the doctor's shaking hands. You do know he just quit smoking, right?
200. honestyrain said:
she just has to sit there all cute so that you have NO choice but to stop what you are doing and take her picture, trying to capture the magic that is Leta at one year old and hold onto it forever.
201. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Re#186...you'll be awake so why not snap a few for us.
202. kristine said:
I agree with Suzie, bring on the wee-wee repair pictures.
203. AyEnDeeAreEeAyAitch said:
a total doll with that rocker hair!
204. LadyBug said:
Big Red and Juicy Fruit....yummy. (But not together of course. I'm not a sicko.)
And that checkout line silence is weird. "Hi. How are you?" "Fine, how 'bout yourself?" "Fine, thank you."
---Longest pause ever, in the history of the world.---
Then she pretends I'm not there while she scans my groceries, and I pretend to be interested in the display of clearance Christmas candy (in March) while I'm secretly (or not-so-secretly) checking out her tatoo with my peripheral vision.
205. Anita said:
Yes, I do recognize the Loretta Lynn songs, btw.
206. Gooooder said:
poor chuck!
207. Anne said:
must ...eat...baby...
208. Pete said:
Her eyes are so big!!!
209. stacey said:
my, what big eyes she has!
210. mihow said:
I have said it before, and I'll say it again, why do so many of you want to eat babies? It's a little freakish. I haven't ever heard of this sort of thing before. I hope that someone is following your every move.
211. Circus Kelli said:
Susie #199, I also heard that Doc has "a condition" that makes his hands a little shaky. Thankfully, the medication he's taking helps a little with that. ;)
212. Circus Kelli said:
Mihow: Glad to see your name here. You've been on my mind. Good thoughts to you. ;)
213. She who shall not be named said:
I think I would only nibble a little, and not with my teeth. :)
She is terribly cute
214. U.B. said:
Great shot today. The lighting is beautiful and Leta is darling.
Dr. Fever -- get yerself a coupla bags of frozen peas. I myself don't care for peas, but I loved that cold package of icy relief after my snip.
(Of course, now I *really* can't think of putting any in my mouth...)
215. Susie said:
mihow, when my daughter was a baby and I took her out in public, people kept saying, "oh, I'll bet you just eat those cheeks!" I would hold her close and get the hell away from those people. But I kept hearing that. Until one day, curiosity got the better of me and I tried 'em. Gooooood eatin'!
CK, Dr. Snipper's new meds do stop the shaking, but they cause him to nod off at very inopportune times. Then he startles awake and yells, "It wasn't me!" I'm just sayin'...
216. Instigator Monkey said:
reiterating previous comment:
Dude, if I ever got caught eatin’ babies they’d totally stick a needle full of cyanide in my Ass.
And then they’d toss Amanda B in jail for negligent homicide.
And then Law and Order would make a show out of it, and it would be ripped from the headline:
*BabyEating Monkey Gets it in the Ass*
217. Amanda B. said:
Minkey- I got it.
youarefunny@hotmonkeylovin.edu
218. ordinary girl said:
first - beautiful photo of leta!!
second - great post today! you have the best "title" around. and i hear ya on the uncomfortable silences. i can't count the number of times my boyfriend (who doesn't laugh at my jokes) has had to say, "she was kidding." to a waitress, cashier, babysitter, friend, mother, etc... on my behalf...
219. Circus Kelli said:
Susie, oh yeahhhh... I remember hearing about that. He does that sleep-twitching thing, too, doesn't he? You know, like when you dream you're falling and violently twitch yourself awake before you hit the bottom?
220. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Spoonleg, all for you honey. Click it.
221. cathi said:
Andrea (#194) - Thomas, Jay Jay and all those cartoons that put the realistic human-looking face on inanimate objects totally freak me out. I don't care if he does like them, I won't touch them. ew. But thanks for your suggestion. lol
222. al said:
oh man. she's really looking cute
223. mihow said:
Man, blogger hates me. I can't ever comment on blogger sites. Mrs. Strizzay. HILARIOUSLY amazing pictures of your baby. I need to see more baby pictures.
Hell, I want a baby; the inedible, yet adorable variety.
224. OregonKim said:
(Sung in a horrible English accent to a tune from the 60’s.)
“Mrs. Brown (Armstrong) you have a lovely daughterâ€
Who did that song anyway? The Turtles? Paul Revere and the Raiders? I have no idea but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw Ms. L’s picture this morning.
225. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Spank ya mihow
226. Susie said:
Strizz, Hurray for pisketti! Adorable pix.
CK, Yup, that's the guy.
227. kieran said:
Now that is a hella cute picture! I am so glad the skiing pictures are done!
228. Mamaramma said:
She is so beautiful! A person could get lost in those eyes.
I have a very edible baby, and it takes everything I have to not consume the corn niblets that are her toes.
229. sleepingmommy said:
could that child's eyes BE any bigger?
230. Sam said:
Leta is such a beautiful baby! Look at those eyes!
231. Sarah said:
Strizz! WOW, those pics of your little elf (and she totally looks a little elfish--in the best possible way) are gorgeous. The last one? I gasped out loud. Seriously.
And eating baby cheeks? Aint nothing wrong with nibbling, folks.
232. LeChico said:
awe! good to see leta after so long.
btw.. can anyone tell me where fish disappeared to? did he officially announce retirement from dooce.com? (nooooooooooo!)
233. Harrison said:
Very Cute.
Want an adventure?? Try 3 of them.
Like having a tiger tail in each hand and one in your teeth.
234. greenthumb said:
Striz...totally cute pics. They remind me of the photo booth pics.
Loved IT!!!
235. Psycho Kitty said:
Oh no, there will be no mercy. No mercy at all.
236. debutaunt said:
You're doomed when she starts high school.
With a face like that she is destined to get away with murder.
Lock her up. now.
237. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Thanks guys, she does look elfish hehehe
238. Colleen from NJ said:
Strizz, saw the pics, too. Beautiful, beautiful kids.
239. Claude said:
Such a cutie pie!
"Cute", methinks, is what keeps parents from drowning their children in the first couple of years.
OregonKim: It was Herman's Hermits.
240. Mamaramma said:
Strizz - I'm officially joining the ranks and saying great pictures! She's a little doll! Did other people have problems leaving comments at your site like I did?
241. cathi said:
Strizz, I can't say I'm jealous of the mess your little one makes, but she sure is cute with spaghettio face. Mine won't touch the stuff. Or smear anything on herself. Except maybe yogurt. But that's not as cute.
242. Sarah said:
Le Chico (#232) Fish, sadly, retired from blogging, but occasionally appears here as uppercase GOD.
We miss him.
243. Molly said:
*sigh* She is such a doll!
244. Susie said:
mammaramma #228, reminds me of how I used to nibble my kid's pigs (toes) everytime I changed her diaper. I always described to her everything I was doing, and finished with "and now I bite the pigs!" When she was still teeny, not even 2, she would take care of her dolls, and if you told her to change the diaper, she'd always finish with a biting of the doll's pigs, 'cause that's what you do. Soooo precious.
245. Andrea in Canada said:
Cathi (221) We seem to go to bday parties weekly so I'll try some more ideas:
1) Buzz Lightyear doll that talks is a hit with my g/f's 3 yr old
2) my daughter said, "trucks"
3)Disney store flip phones (Buzz, Ariel, Pooh Bear, Stitch...etc.) they click like camera phones and are less than $5...big hit with all the kids around here!
246. Mamaramma said:
Susie - our little girl knows all about her pigs, too. She's big into kissing right now, and makes sure that she kisses her piggies along with her Mama and Dada. She also brushes her toes across her lips to make the "bubububububub" sound that most babies would make with their index finger. She's INSANE
247. LeChico said:
Thanks Sarah (#242)! Oh i do miss him :-((
248. the niffer said:
Heather, Mommaramma, Susie - would you quit with the ovary assault?
249. Carolyn said:
Will we get Leta Tuesdays like we get Chuck Fridays? She is so CUTE!
250. the niffer said:
(No, don't. I love these stories.)
251. the niffer said:
Just in case there's any confusion with my broken comments, I'm all for Leta Tuesdays.
252. Mamaramma said:
niffer - how's this: I also have cat-like scratches all over my face and body from her razor-like nails that she WILL NOT LET ME CUT! I try to take care of them during naps, but she always wakes up. PS - I tried to go to your site, but it wouldn't load! I'll try again later.
253. Mrs.Strizzay said:
Cathi, that was *real* spaghetti this time. hehe. Not to bad, just a wipe up...but then she filled her britches GOOD AND PLENTY.
254. Mamaramma said:
Nif - OK - it loaded this time. Cute, cute, cute!
255. Amanda B. said:
Mamaramma- they have these little kitty-claw-covers you can glue onto their talons. They work wonders, but it takes 4 people to hold them down and glue them on initially.
256. Patrick the Lurker said:
Leta.... in a few years you'll be breaking many a young man's heart..
What a cutie !
257. the niffer said:
Amanda B. - I think we're talking about baby claws, not kitty claws!
I'm dying of laughter right now, imaging a little baby with plastic kitty claws on her fingers.
258. the niffer said:
Mamaramma - I get scratched by my kitties and my husband (ME-OW) all the time. You'll have to come up with something better than that.
Ovaries still taking a beating. And still laughing at the kiddie-claws.
259. Mamaramma said:
Amanda B - Kitty claws, baby claws, I'm all for it. It'd be like having baby press on nails.
DCFS: I'm totally kdding.
260. Mamaramma said:
Amanda B - Kitty claws, baby claws, I'm all for it. It'd be like having baby press on nails.
DCFS: I'm totally kidding.
261. Instigator Monkey said:
Manda's not talkin bout kitties.
She's talking about MONKEY.
*Monkey fervently gnawing on plastic finger covers*
262. Cassy said:
Too precious! My ovaries are giving two thumbs up. Way up.
263. zeenes said:
dooce, that photo completely melted me. those eyes! I'd hand over my purse (and my extremely expensive digital camera) in an instant if she asked.
264. Mamaramma said:
Niffer - OK. I'm going to have to go here. I didn't want to have to do this. Once, when my niece was constipated, my sis in law had to dig around in there with a thermometer to get some movement going. My niece burst like a geyser right into my SIL's MOUTH.
265. Amanda B. said:
Whoops. Well, they could work for the kiddos too I suppose. ;)
Minkey- did you bathe in the sink again this morning? Why is there monkey hair everywhere? And wait...what's this strange pile of...
Noooooooooo!
266. Bucky Four-Eyes said:
OK Mamaramma -- I think you win for best shit geyser story of the day.
Spoony would be so proud of your SIL's spelunking, she really would.
Monkey -- you can hide out at my place if the fuzz gets on yo' ass. I've got a whole box of monkey pads for your monkey naptime. 'Cause even a monkey's gotta go down sooner