The Mormon Church needs more missionaries who can adequately speak with their hands

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joy said:
Ha!
04.04.05 - 12:39 AM / 1Lilla said:
Oh Lord, first?
04.04.05 - 12:39 AM / 2C said:
I don't get it...
04.04.05 - 12:39 AM / 3Lilla said:
It's a Mormon thing...
04.04.05 - 12:40 AM / 4Sarah said:
I don't get it either. It's a cool picture, though.
04.04.05 - 12:42 AM / 5jordan said:
top ten. now I can sleep.
04.04.05 - 12:44 AM / 6Manda said:
7.45pm Sydney Australia time... so this is when the magic happens...
04.04.05 - 12:45 AM / 7Lilla said:
Wow, jordan you're hard core, man. It's 10.45am in London...
04.04.05 - 12:46 AM / 8jordan said:
Ha, I just saw noticed that one of the google ads says, "Mormon turns porn star". I wonder if it's referring to the movie Orgasmo ??
04.04.05 - 12:46 AM / 9Katherine said:
top ten? It can't be. I'm willing to come out of lurkerdom just in case though!
04.04.05 - 12:47 AM / 10jordan said:
ah only 2:52 am here ... but I'm still hard core, right?
04.04.05 - 12:48 AM / 11Goob said:
I know I'm a bit late on this one, but I love the new layout!
04.04.05 - 12:49 AM / 12Katherine said:
12.35 Tel-aviv time. At last I know when to check!
04.04.05 - 12:55 AM / 13Katherine said:
Sorry that would be 12:35 PM. Silly.
04.04.05 - 12:56 AM / 14Petra said:
Even more exhilirating than being first, LAST!!
04.04.05 - 12:58 AM / 15stephen brinkman said:
Kinda like what needed is the four fingered salute, maybe. Like the new look! go Mrs Armstrong.
04.04.05 - 01:00 AM / 16curiouskiwi aka Brenda said:
How come all the Mormon Missionaries who come to NZ wear black suits and ride bicycles... what's up with that? Makes it easy to spot them and not answer the door... although sometimes it's nice to talk to someone from home (they're all Americans). One time, a couple of young lads came to the door, and I regaled them with stories of my time working in SLC, and having a tour of the (outside of the) Tabernacle... they'd never been to Utah themselves.:)
04.04.05 - 01:11 AM / 17A said:
Could we call the shape that his fingers make Gynecologist Hands?
Thanks.
04.04.05 - 01:19 AM / 18Henryk_ said:
A gynecologist with a nervous condition?
04.04.05 - 01:37 AM / 19Tammy said:
at least they're well-dressed Mormon missionaries. I guess.
04.04.05 - 01:39 AM / 20Henryk_ said:
Welcome back H & L
04.04.05 - 01:39 AM / 21Liv said:
Loving the new masthead!
04.04.05 - 01:47 AM / 22kris said:
Good morning all. It's funny to me how many Mormon photos, sayings, and references are found on this ex-Mormon's site. Mormonism (is that the right term?) must be akin to Catholicism in that you can leave the church, but it's always still with you in some form, yes?
04.04.05 - 01:54 AM / 23Henryk_ said:
I agree, once you leave, you either continue to hare it....or you continue to hate it!
04.04.05 - 02:00 AM / 24Katie said:
What a sexy Mormon!
04.04.05 - 02:10 AM / 25Henryk_ said:
Get it? Mammary. MAMMARY!â€AHHHHHH, memories!
04.04.05 - 02:14 AM / 26lex said:
dont get it either
04.04.05 - 02:15 AM / 27Henryk_ said:
He was holding an apple, gogads or something like that but doesn't realise it's gone??!!
04.04.05 - 02:21 AM / 28Wicked H said:
Liking the new masthead.
04.04.05 - 02:21 AM / 29Harry said:
A busier and more rustic design?
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