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caroline said:
nice southern touch ;-) is noah one of the twins? (This One and That One?) If so, I'm impressed you knew which one it was.
09.27.04 - 05:20 AM / 1Carrs said:
I am catching up on my dooce reading from the weekend and, damm. I know for certain my mother she isn't over the delivery of my twin siblings yet. And all these years, I have been thinkng she's the greatest for raising 3 kids, getting them through college, crying at their weddings and cleaning up after her grandchildren and come to find out she lacked fiber THE ENTIRE TIME.
That's it. No Mother's Day card for her next year.
09.27.04 - 05:20 AM / 2di said:
gotta love those family shots!
09.27.04 - 05:21 AM / 3red said:
cousin george makes it again on dooce.com!
09.27.04 - 05:34 AM / 4Heatheranne said:
Wow. George has been here twice. I see he got rid of the facial hair.
09.27.04 - 05:42 AM / 5WindyLou said:
I want to be on Dooce! Me next! me!
09.27.04 - 05:43 AM / 6Lori said:
I need to get me some fibre... or whatever drugs the pinko is high on.
09.27.04 - 05:55 AM / 7beachgal said:
Yay! Family shots are cool! Great work, again, Ms. Dooce. And who cares about freaks that type in pink. You are a great mom, and since we go through what we do in order to have babies, I think we have a right to complain about this, that and the other, and if she doesn't like it, why does she read your site? Holy run on sentence Batman!
09.27.04 - 06:15 AM / 8kari said:
re: pinko (Lori: hee!). Right, and we're all supposed to know how we'll "handle" having kids before we actually have one, and if we determine that we won't have the fibre (or if someone else like pinko determines that for us, I suppose), then we just don't have them.
I suspect pinko doesn't have kids.
09.27.04 - 06:22 AM / 9dhd said:
Doesn't George look a little like Jack Osbourne?
09.27.04 - 06:25 AM / 10Julie said:
Both boys are adorable.
Pinko must be perfect. Let's leave the child bearing and rearing to only perfect people like her.
09.27.04 - 06:34 AM / 11patti said:
Yes, he does look like Jack O. And don't tell the pink lady that I too lack fibre....and am about to have kid # 2 ! We are your nightmare, lady!
09.27.04 - 07:01 AM / 12CAS said:
Pinko can have my beloved, smart, adorable baby girl every damned morning at 5am, when she starts crying her head off. She can do the late-night feeding at 11, too.
09.27.04 - 07:04 AM / 13Lindsey said:
I'm guessing that your nephew calls your 'Ant Heather'? My newphew is from Tenesee and he calls on the phone to tell me 'Haaay Annnt Linzeee my favorite color is pank' :)
09.27.04 - 07:12 AM / 14Amy said:
That is one adorable little boy. And his kid is a cutie too. Noah has that fibre-lacking-mother look. You know, adorable and happy and well-adjusted, the kind of kid who would never send rude judgemental e-mails to sweet people.
09.27.04 - 07:19 AM / 15Julie said:
I'm digging Noah's "Casual Day belly showing" vibe contrasted with George's suit. :)
As for pinko, someone needs to tell her that those of us with fiber spell it that way. FIBER. We aren't wanna-be Brits.
Let's force-feed her shredded wheat.
09.27.04 - 07:33 AM / 16jen said:
Actually wrote an indignant letter to pinko. SHOCKER: She didn't have an epidural for ANY of her births. I'm sorry, but I don't have the fibre to go through pain when I don't have to either. Go us fibre-less moms!
09.27.04 - 07:35 AM / 17Sarcomical said:
i want to pinch BOTH of their cheeks!
also, got a great laugh over your photo of the coolest group of nerds on the planet! can i join your club? ;)
09.27.04 - 08:16 AM / 18Elegant Goose said:
Hey dhd- Re: George looking exactly like Jack Osborne-- I was just about to write the exact same thing- that George looks a lot like a different kid from a slightly more famous, slightly more crazy family. I think it's the combo of the curyly hair and the baby face.
09.27.04 - 08:51 AM / 19Kristi said:
You take the best pics Heather. I absolutely love your blog. Your little Leta is delicious!
Tell Pinko to stick it where the sun don't shine. All the fibre in the world didn't help me either. She's on crack.
By the way, you all are adorable geeks!
09.27.04 - 08:54 AM / 20annelise said:
sassietrousers? who calls themselves sassietrousers? what's with this chick?
of course having a child is WONDERFUL!!!!! i have a nine year old and i swear to god still don't know what the hell i'm doing most of the time. no - all of the time!
not everyone is a pink powerpuff mommy.
heather, not one bloody thing you've written has been anything less than WONDERFULLY honest and heartfelt. this is what being a mom is all about, not pretending everything is perfect when its not...
i could eat noah for lunch, he's so bloody cute! i bet his mommy isn't perfect either, but damn that kid looks happy.
09.27.04 - 08:55 AM / 21Melissa said:
Hey, you never mentioned your cousin is Horatio Sans!
Gotta say I admire your honesty re: threeway with the laptops while friends are visiting. Me, I'd rather repeatedly reconvene the procedure or visit with friends.
Glad to read Leta is finally sleeping some!
09.27.04 - 09:13 AM / 22jodi-no-blog said:
I agree with dhd and patti...George is a Jack Osborne doppleganger. If he's Mormon, its like he is the complete antithesis of Jack Osborne! Yin and Yang. OK, sorry I'm being weird, I am so freaking bored at this job...I'll do anything for a little distraction.
sigh...
09.27.04 - 09:22 AM / 23Laurel825 said:
George reminds me of someone I can't pin down...brain freeze...mental block...unemployed and eating too many blueberry Pop Tarts and root beer...who??? "Skipper" on SATC! George has an earnest, pleading look, a story to tell.
09.27.04 - 09:34 AM / 24trisha said:
George reminds me of that guy on Six Feet Under...um, Arthur?
Great pic, as always!
09.27.04 - 09:38 AM / 25Liisa said:
Tell your cousin that I think he is REALLY cute! And something about him screams "I'm a funny guy" and that just drives me crazy. Cute little Noah, too. Can I join your family somehow? They are so much more photogenic than mine...
09.27.04 - 09:49 AM / 26dhd said:
Aside from Jack Osbourne, George also looks a bit like Steven Page of BNL (only with more hair). Check it out: http://www.bnlmusic.com/about/default.php
09.27.04 - 10:11 AM / 27Michael said:
Why haven't I married someone like that! Oh, thats right... I dont own land in massachusetts.
Thanks for letting me live vicariously through you. :-D
09.27.04 - 10:38 AM / 28Michael said:
i meant that to be a comment on the other photo. Because wolverine is hot
09.27.04 - 10:38 AM / 29Tammy said:
Is your cousin single? Oh wait, I'm married, nevermind :)
Dude, I'm so glad the pink lady has such a staleward vagina. I HAVEN'T had any kids yet, and "the procedure" is STILL more uncomfortable than NOT uncomfortable. Dude. Man. Dude. I'm SO glad that the pink lady is SO much more capable of living our lives and making decisions and judgments of us than we are.
09.27.04 - 11:00 AM / 30