When I say Jesus, you say Jesus, say Jesus. JESUS!
I just had an acid flashback to Vacation Bible School. Forgive me, Jesus.
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jansell said:
Yes!! Let's make bracelets and necklaces and backpacks!! We'll be rich! Jesus would want that.
10.27.04 - 04:29 AM / 1kimberley said:
I'm pretty sure Jesus would be down with that. Holmes.
10.27.04 - 04:32 AM / 2Angie said:
That's the scariest thing I've seen, ever. The thought processes that must have had to occur for that to be maufactured, then actually used is just plain creepy!
10.27.04 - 04:33 AM / 3spygeek said:
What's weird is, I assume the answer is "no one", but I'm not sure that's what the writer intended. Hmmm.
10.27.04 - 04:33 AM / 4dustin said:
..after hours of conversation with Ghandi and the rest of the UN, they decided on Kashmir...
Oh, sacrilege.
10.27.04 - 04:34 AM / 5Veeg said:
Oh, I want that bumpersticker. And maybe a t-shirt, too. Fucking hilarious.
The "Armstrong Clause" made me weepy.
10.27.04 - 04:36 AM / 6Becca said:
whoa
10.27.04 - 04:38 AM / 7denise said:
The strangest part of that photo is that it looks like someone took a BB-gun to the car and went after it.
10.27.04 - 04:41 AM / 8di said:
can i get an amen?
10.27.04 - 04:41 AM / 9Dale Cruse said:
In Boston, we have "What Would Johnny Damon Do" shirts.
10.27.04 - 04:42 AM / 10Chris From Ohio said:
As seen on the back of the car of an abortion clinic protestor...
10.27.04 - 04:42 AM / 11Katie said:
Dale Cruse, that is extremely funny.
I may be a pinko commie America-hater (actually, I really, really dig the Bill of Rights, among other fine American institutions) but, barring the obvious answer of "nobody", I'd have to guess that we might make the short list. Given all the sinning and all.
10.27.04 - 04:46 AM / 12Michelle said:
And in Boston we also have a "Got Curt?" shirt. Not sure why we have to play a dedicated wounded pitcher off as a milk ad...any ideas any one?
10.27.04 - 04:46 AM / 13Tracy said:
France!!!!
Blue voter in a red state...
10.27.04 - 04:48 AM / 14Monika said:
Not all abortion clinic protesters, in fact most of them, do not bomb clinics, shoot doctors, or act in any violent way. The stand or pray peacefully and some try to give the men and women going in ALL the information they need to make an informed decision, like what the abortion procedure really is, and what effect it may have on them, which abortion clinics often do not provide. They do, after all make much more money when a woman stays for an abortion, than when she leaves to keep her baby or put him/her up for adoption.
10.27.04 - 04:48 AM / 15Jeff said:
Novelty and money Michelle. Novelty and money.
I live in New Hampshire and I saw someone with that shirt the other day. :)
10.27.04 - 04:50 AM / 16Sarah said:
Anyone who would presume to know the answer to that question is totally deluded, how the hell does anyone know who Jesus would bomb? Its like those people who pretend to know what was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
I have my Canadian fingers crossed for Kerry!
10.27.04 - 04:57 AM / 17Heidi said:
it's rain drops, not bbs and i think the sticker is funny (or sad, depends on your mood), in that it makes you think of how a lot of people in American society think today...by solving a problem (perceived problem), with violence. don't like someone or something, bomb the shit out of them. bomb them until they come around to your way of thinking.
10.27.04 - 04:59 AM / 18Sue said:
Hey...other fun Jesus stickers include: "Jesus was a liberal," "Jesus shaves," "I found Jesus...he was hiding behind the couch the whole time," and "I found Jesus...now it's my turn to hide." All of this fun stuff comes from Northern Sun (www.northernsun.com), which features tons more political, feminist, religious, and just plain funny stickers, t-shirts, and other stuff. Enjoy surfing the site!
10.27.04 - 05:02 AM / 19jeanne said:
I think the point of the bumper sticker is, in case you missed it, the irony of the "Jesus vote" being the same as the "let's kill them all" vote.
10.27.04 - 05:04 AM / 20slick said:
jesus would bomb crawford texas. he told me so.
10.27.04 - 05:06 AM / 21Daniel said:
More importantly, who would Johnny Damon bomb?
10.27.04 - 05:06 AM / 22Mark said:
What is really annoying is that is a VW Toaureg and I want one. But the gas mileage is icky. 12 city 14 hwy! And it costs oh 35k+ depending. People like that should drive Yugo's.
10.27.04 - 05:10 AM / 23Fran said:
Jesus is da bomb!
10.27.04 - 05:11 AM / 24Stephen McKenna said:
Jesus would make a great president...Of France!!!!
10.27.04 - 05:12 AM / 25coolbeans said:
In case Jesus is reading:
Hey, Jesus! If you're going to bomb someone, could you bomb the people making that reality show "Laguna Beach" on MTV? Because they are bad people. They are terrorizing me.
Oh, and please don't bomb me for watching. Thanks, Jesus.
10.27.04 - 05:13 AM / 26G. McFuzz said:
The "of France" lady should check this link out.
http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml%3Fi=20041108&s=facts
10.27.04 - 05:18 AM / 27Liz said:
I don't have any inside information here, I mean Jesus and I are just friends. We keep business *totally* seperate from our personal relationship. But if I were to guess? And this is totally a guess? Paraguay.
10.27.04 - 05:22 AM / 28Brooke said:
I think the point of the sticker is that Jesus wouldn't bomb anyone. My knee jerk reaction is always to the left, but this looks like a pacifist kind of thing to me. I'm an atheist but c'mon people, not all christians favor Bush and bombs.
10.27.04 - 05:23 AM / 29Murphy said:
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to use "acid-flashback" and "bible" in the same sentence.
you're probably going to spend eternity in the fires of hell. and i'm talking about the underworld, not that burning sensation when you pee.
:) just kidding.
we can joke around here right?
or did i just seal the last nail in my pine box and now everyone's going to write to me about how i made baby jesus cry and i'm a sinner... cha cha cha.
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