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Give me back the lens cap, Scooter





10.28.2004 Daily Photo comments closed
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  • 1. Lisa said:

    I've never left a comment before, but HAD to because I'm FIRST!! Cool!

    10.28.04 - 04:01 AM
  • 2. Kathleen said:

    What a sweetheart.

    10.28.04 - 04:01 AM
  • 3. Torie Hoffman said:

    She is so precious. Maybe she is showing early signs of an interest in photography.

    10.28.04 - 04:01 AM
  • 4. Heatheranne said:

    I LOVE her eyes. They're gorgeous.

    10.28.04 - 04:06 AM
  • 5. Lisa said:

    Cute, you need to head on over Chookooloonks, baby Alex has a thing for lens caps too.

    10.28.04 - 04:08 AM
  • 6. Lorie said:

    So cute!! I can't believe you guys are wearing coats. It's going to be 82 in Texas today...ugh.

    10.28.04 - 04:09 AM
  • 7. Julie said:

    She looks adorable... the white-on-white ensemble, for some reason, makes me think she's gearing up for her role as the Sugar Plum Fairy in her play group's production of "The Nutcracker."

    10.28.04 - 04:12 AM
  • 8. H in Chicago said:

    OMG! Could Chuck have been any cuter!?

    10.28.04 - 04:14 AM
  • 9. Suzy said:

    Too cute! Heh, it must have been cold out, her lil nose is pink!

    10.28.04 - 04:15 AM
  • 10. perception said:

    I love that furry hooded jacket! She looks utterly adorable. =)

    10.28.04 - 04:19 AM
  • 11. Karry said:

    Leta makes that look yummy. By the way, I think you may regret white. It looks cute and all right now, but just wait. I can't even let my kids wear pink or light blue. Just sucks in too much dirt.

    10.28.04 - 04:20 AM
  • 12. Angie said:

    Mmmmmm, lens cap, yummy!

    10.28.04 - 04:22 AM
  • 13. Nikki said:

    Well, it *does* look like a giant oreo cookie.

    10.28.04 - 04:22 AM
  • 14. LadyBug said:

    Love the puppy, Love the baby, Love the beautiful white coat, Love, Love, Love it!

    Now, please, the story of how that ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE puppy came to be known as "Former Congressman?" He doesn't LOOK like a politician....those eyes say, "You'll love me even when I shit on you." Wait, maybe he IS a politician....hmmm.....

    10.28.04 - 04:22 AM
  • 15. kimberley said:

    I want to hear the story of your wedding dress. Apparently that was quite interesting.

    10.28.04 - 04:26 AM
  • 16. red said:

    she really gets cuter everyday, doesn't she? GOODNESS!

    10.28.04 - 04:27 AM
  • 17. psyche said:

    Maybe she could duck it in milk too. DJ froggy looks so adorable in that white coat :)

    Btw, happy pooping Dooce!

    10.28.04 - 04:28 AM
  • 18. HazelEyedPisces said:

    Bee-yoo-tee-ful. Absolutely.

    Congrats on the pooping! :)

    10.28.04 - 04:31 AM
  • 19. Molly said:

    Ok.. So I'm sappy but your Chuck story made me get teary eyed... LOL
    Leta is a doll, as usual.. Thanks for sharing your stories!!!! (the four exclamations are to really get my point across.. )

    10.28.04 - 04:31 AM
  • 20. Another Mommy said:

    Where did you get that coat?? I'd love to get one like for my baby.
    I love your site. You have been an inspiration for me, I laugh a lot reading your stories.

    10.28.04 - 04:32 AM
  • 21. dr. dave said:

    It's a tough call today... who is cuter... baby or puppy??

    I think today, I'm gonna have to make the call for Baby Chuck. But only becuase I found myself, while looking at the second picture of him, thinking - "Aww, look it looks just like Chuck does now, right there across the bridge of his nose there, you can tell it's him..." just like you do when you look at a baby picture of a person. Which is just weird.

    10.28.04 - 04:39 AM
  • 22. Stephanie said:

    She is adorable. She does look just like her dad. And I love the little coat. Where did you get that and did they have it in any other color? My 15 month old would have that looking like ass in no time.

    Love your site!

    10.28.04 - 04:41 AM
  • 23. kEma said:

    dooce,
    snow white is at your house! wow She is soooo gorgeous.. Is Santa somewhere around too?

    10.28.04 - 04:44 AM
  • 24. Michele R said:

    So CUTE!! Did she get to go out in the snow? She looks ready for the cold!

    10.28.04 - 04:44 AM
  • 25. Becca said:

    That's so sweet. Mhmm tasty lens.

    10.28.04 - 04:48 AM
  • 26. Sue from Ohio said:

    Leta is going to be the next Annie Leibovitz, I can see it now~~~~~~~~~~~

    Chuck's story made me weepy...and I don't GET weepy! I'm intrigued about the 'former congressman' thing, too...

    10.28.04 - 04:50 AM
  • 27. lara said:

    i am so in love with the former congressman.

    of france!!!!

    10.28.04 - 04:55 AM
  • 28. sab said:

    she is adorable. she looks like a big snowball. a snowball I want to hug.

    10.28.04 - 04:59 AM
  • 29. Daniel said:

    You know, that outfit makes her look kind of like a Jawa vacationing in Vail. She's exceptionally cute.

    10.28.04 - 04:59 AM
  • 30. WindyLou said:

    For a second there, I thought Leta was munching on a Moon Pie. mmmmmmmm Moon Pies.

    10.28.04 - 05:07 AM
  • 31. Torrie said:

    Can't breathe.... Cuteness too much... Puppy...Gasp...Baby...Gasp...

    10.28.04 - 05:13 AM
  • 32. Em said:

    Where does she shop? I covet her coat.

    10.28.04 - 05:14 AM
  • 33. TracyDee said:

    Cute puppy, cute baby, rational husband... what more can a person ask for? :)

    10.28.04 - 05:16 AM
  • 34. dr. dave said:

    PS: If I inadvertently implied above that your daughter was, in some objective, empirical sense, less cute than a dog this was not my intent. I was speaking only of the impact of the PHOTOGRAPHS in question and their immediate, personal, emotional appeal.

    Let me repeat - LETA IS CUTER THAN ANY DOG!!

    I hope I've made myself clear.

    dr. dave

    10.28.04 - 05:17 AM
  • 35. LT said:

    her nose is the best, I think. never seen that shape before!

    10.28.04 - 05:23 AM
  • 36. winger said:

    My daughter has a fleece jacket like that - we bought it last season at Old Navy. And, we Cardinals fans are stunned and disillusioned. But life goes on.

    10.28.04 - 05:27 AM
  • 37. Tina said:

    What a darling little angel! She sure is a cutie!!

    10.28.04 - 05:28 AM
  • 38. coolbeans said:

    Your house is full of cuteness. Is that much cuteness allowed by law in Utah?

    10.28.04 - 05:29 AM
  • 39. 1 Instigator said:

    hmmm...how can we turn this photo into a political debate? C-mon people, you can do it!!!! (the four exclamation points let you know I really, really believe in you.)

    10.28.04 - 05:29 AM
  • 40. Dre said:

    Heather, I love ya to death, but I'd rather have you constipated for the next 86 years rather than have the Sox win. :-( I'm from St. Louis and was really hoping the Cards would win the series. (Or, heck, at least one game!)

    I just want to take my index finger and touch Leta's nose and go, "Boink." So cute and smushy!

    And Chuck! What an awesome story. Funny how things work out...

    10.28.04 - 05:36 AM
  • 41. stella said:

    She looks just like you!

    10.28.04 - 05:37 AM
  • 42. Kevin said:

    That much cuteness means that Kerry should win. 'Cuz you know, nothing's decided on issues anymore. It's all based on the photo ops.

    10.28.04 - 05:37 AM
  • 43. Kelly said:

    Thanks for making me tear up at work....cute baby, cute puppy, way too much cuteness!

    10.28.04 - 05:38 AM
  • 44. shelli said:

    the whites of her eyes are blue, like in the Movie DUNE. COOL.

    By the by, poor Leta-ain't teething fun!

    10.28.04 - 05:41 AM
  • 45. 1 Instigator said:

    YES! The lens cap into the mouth representing the total lack of respect for the American media and an "in your face" statement to Hollywood, shall we even go so far as to say,liberals in general....Oh. My. God. I think Leta may be a REPUBLICAN! the pooping episodes should have given it away...

    10.28.04 - 05:47 AM
  • 46. Micki said:

    Chuck's adoption. Ah, Heather, you break my heart.

    10.28.04 - 05:49 AM
  • 47. catherine said:

    the whites of her eyes are blue-white because she hasn't yet learned the pleasures of gin, or vodka or rum, or beer for that matter...all little ones' eyes are like that until they find the key to the liquor cabinet...it's because their super healthy, they'll stay that way into her toddlerhood and beyond. And, yea, it is cool.

    10.28.04 - 05:50 AM
  • 48. The Mighty Jimbo said:

    so THAT's how you get the "dooce effect!"

    saliva!

    10.28.04 - 05:51 AM
  • 49. Liz said:

    Mmmm...lens cap.

    10.28.04 - 05:52 AM
  • 50. Nina said:

    Leta sure is a beautiful baby...
    so was Chuck!(!!!)

    You were menat to be in that spot to meet him just like she was meant to eat the lens cap so you could take that wonderful pic.

    10.28.04 - 05:54 AM
  • 51. CA said:

    OH.MY.GOD. too much cuteness with the Leta baby and the Chuck baby.

    10.28.04 - 05:55 AM
  • 52. Chris From Ohio said:

    New Nikon selling point: Tastes like chicken.

    10.28.04 - 05:59 AM
  • 53. Lauren said:

    She's beautiful.

    10.28.04 - 06:09 AM
  • 54. Ariel said:

    Anne Geddes, watch your back!

    10.28.04 - 06:09 AM
  • 55. Liz said:

    OK, not in like a cannibal way? But I want to EAT THEM! They are so FREAKIN' CUTE. Mmmmm yummy puppy to nibble on, and tasty baby fingers to dip in pop-tart filling and munch. YUM! Oh so cute.

    10.28.04 - 06:26 AM
  • 56. Colleen said:

    Tell Leta she's way too young for that low carb craze. She IS way too cute; I am particularly jealous of the little white coat. (I am expecting my third son in 2 months... no white furry hoods here)

    10.28.04 - 06:30 AM
  • 57. JP said:

    She has the BEST eyes...what a cutie!!

    10.28.04 - 06:35 AM
  • 58. Tiff said:

    Newbie here - love your site, love your babies, love your wit!

    Makes living in Texas bearable this time of year!

    ps - my 8 month old likes hard plastic objects as well - remotes, phones, it's all good!

    10.28.04 - 06:35 AM
  • 59. Kathy said:

    Great photos! Great story, too. I'm wondering, though, about Sadie. I was reading some of the other categories, getting caught up on the Dooce life, and found the entry about her, but then there is NO WORD about her ever again. I hope I'm not bringing up some painful topic, but whatever happened to her? As you can see from my email address, I'm a golden retriever lover.

    10.28.04 - 06:40 AM
  • 60. christy said:

    Another request for coat information. It is hard to find a decent looking coat for a baby girl that isn't a total pink explosion.

    10.28.04 - 06:52 AM
  • 61. dooce said:

    the coat was given to her before she was even born by her Aunt Mary (jon's sister) who found it on clearance at Old Navy. So it's probably over a year old and not available anymore, but OH HOW I LOVE TO PUT HER IN IT.

    10.28.04 - 06:57 AM
  • 62. Amanda said:

    Those eyebrows are totally in right now. Seriously.

    10.28.04 - 07:02 AM
  • 63. Mir said:

    Dammit, Heather, take that lens cap out of her mouth and give her some paper towels and knives to play with. Sheesh.

    10.28.04 - 07:03 AM
  • 64. Jenny said:

    Beautiful children, Heather!

    10.28.04 - 07:08 AM
  • 65. BarefootGoddess said:

    I have that same jacket!

    10.28.04 - 07:09 AM
  • 66. Kim said:

    Someone ABANDONDED Chuck!!??! On a parkbench? OMG you WERE meant to be there to rescue him.

    What a sweet story and what a cute pic of Leta (LEEETA now that I know how to pronounce it from reading your archives!). We don't get to wear coats like that in Texas.

    10.28.04 - 07:12 AM
  • 67. Seajay said:

    We also referred to our son's ass as the play doh fun factory the first time he decided to wait until his diaper was off.

    Leta is absolutely adorable.

    10.28.04 - 07:16 AM
  • 68. Carrie said:

    I am overwhelmed with cuteness! I got all misty with the Chuck story! And I love this picture of Leta! You are blessed with all things beautiful!

    10.28.04 - 07:18 AM
  • 69. ab said:

    I just wanna squeeze her cheeks she's so cute!

    10.28.04 - 07:19 AM
  • 70. Kahli said:

    I was hoping you would celebrate the Red Sox kick assness by making fun of the guy from Creed-uh singing the Star Spangled Banner-uh and how it yet waves-uh... my husband said that is sooo South Park and I said I really hope Dooce makes fun of it tomorrow....You have a hansome brood all the way around, "Nice work! Now hawnk at tdhaat braawwwd!"
    Cheers!

    10.28.04 - 07:21 AM
  • 71. marybeth said:

    lol.. too cute.. now i see where the dooce effect reeeaaalllyy comes from.. lil leta's saliva.. LOL

    10.28.04 - 07:26 AM
  • 72. Stacy said:

    Damn, this whole time I have been calling her Leta, as in Jetta.

    10.28.04 - 07:35 AM
  • 73. Cristina said:

    What a beautiful little snow baby!Does she like the snow?

    I want to hear the story of how Chuck came to be named Chuck (now that we know how Bootsie came to be Bootsie)

    Also, I have always been curious about the period in your life when you posted about your "roommate" who in retrospect was obviously Jon...why "roommate" and not "boyfriend"?

    10.28.04 - 07:36 AM
  • 74. Patrick said:

    Random thought: my parents have pictures of me as a kid with my dad scooting me around the floor in a) a large empty Pampers box b) one of those huge stainless steel mixing bowls. So much entertainment and parental exercise!! (The scooter in the title reminded me of it).

    10.28.04 - 07:38 AM
  • 75. Amanda said:

    DAMN! I've been pronouncing Leta as in Jetta too. My husband and I have had a bet going...I hat losing!

    10.28.04 - 07:41 AM
  • 76. Eleni said:

    Love the picture of Leta!! And I guess I can forgive you for cheering for the Red Sox!

    10.28.04 - 07:57 AM
  • 77. Ed said:

    How do you get 76 coments (or much mooore) for your posts ????

    Very cool blog ..

    Cogratulations

    10.28.04 - 08:16 AM
  • 78. Elizabeth said:

    I actually wondered about the HAT! Very stylin'!

    Chuck was definitely TOO cute (and still is, still is!)!

    10.28.04 - 08:23 AM
  • 79. Heather 2 said:

    Hey Kathy -
    October 17, 2003 post titled 'Drama' is about Sadie and her new home.

    10.28.04 - 08:24 AM
  • 80. lori said:

    Love the Leta photo...but I REALLY loved the Chuckles adoption story and the wonderful pics of him as a puppy. Thanks for sharing!

    10.28.04 - 08:25 AM
  • 81. DM said:

    I love both pictures of the babies and the comments are great as well.

    The whole cuteness thing being that Kerry will win, yeah, that had me rolling. Leta, keep on being adorable, our country needs you! See, only one esclamation point to prove that I'm not a psycho. Of France!!!!

    10.28.04 - 08:32 AM
  • 82. espressoblogger said:

    Hmmm... If you got her one of those white rabbit fur hats, like out of Dr. Zhivago, she'd look like a chubby Russian princess...

    10.28.04 - 08:37 AM
  • 83. Stacy said:

    Stupid question- I notice in some comments people refer back to a previous comment by number. Are ya'll counting, or is there some numbers off to the side that I just can't see?

    10.28.04 - 08:41 AM
  • 84. Minla said:

    Heather, your baby is just beautiful. I loved reading about how you got Chuck. Baby Chuck photos so sweet!

    10.28.04 - 08:41 AM
  • 85. Minla said:

    Baby Chuck photos are awesome. He's just the perfect dog. And I love baby Leta photos too. Thanks for sharing.

    10.28.04 - 08:43 AM
  • 86. jenn said:

    leta looks so cute. i never realized her hair was that red... very sweet.

    10.28.04 - 08:56 AM
  • 87. Liz said:

    That is the cutest little coat EVER! She is so adorable! Keep posting the great photos!!!

    10.28.04 - 09:19 AM
  • 88. Shiz said:

    Leta is so yummy. How do you not eat her?

    10.28.04 - 09:20 AM
  • 89. Liz said:

    OK I forgot to post this earlier... last night at dinner, my dad asked me who was going to win the World Series, and, without thinking, I said, "I hope the Red Sox do so that Dooce can poop!" Needless to say, my parents didn't have a clue what I was talking about, but isn't it nice to know other people talk about your pooping habits at dinner?

    10.28.04 - 09:29 AM
  • 90. orangek8 said:

    Those pictures of Chuck made me HURT. They are so cute I can hardly take it. He doesn't even barely look the same these days, he's grown into such a little MAN!!

    10.28.04 - 09:30 AM
  • 91. Emily said:

    I hate lens caps. I'm not smart enough to remember to take it off of the camera before I put it to my eye. I drive every photographer I know NUTS because I rarely use my lens cap.

    10.28.04 - 09:32 AM
  • 92. Danika said:

    Stacy~ If you look under the picture it says
    Filed Under: daily photo
    90 Comments

    Love the little white princess photo :)

    10.28.04 - 09:33 AM
  • 93. Grace said:

    CHUCK IS SO CUTE.

    10.28.04 - 09:50 AM
  • 94. Kate said:

    It MUST be illegal to be that cute!

    10.28.04 - 09:59 AM
  • 95. Meg said:

    Absolutely adorable. Her eyes really are gorgeous!

    10.28.04 - 10:04 AM
  • 96. Julia said:

    My lens cap disappeared mysteriously the other day. I managed to find it after much searching, but now I'm thinking I should sniff it for traces of baby food and crackers. I wouldn't trust Leta not to fly over here and gum it a bit.

    10.28.04 - 10:09 AM
  • 97. Michael said:

    When I have a baby, it will look like that. At least, if it wants me to love it, it will. Or like Mason (photo on my site).

    Sox won, and that is justification here to get drunk as all get out and not to go to classes. :-D

    Reason #I cant remember how many when Massachussetts rocks.

    10.28.04 - 10:09 AM
  • 98. gg said:

    Danika and Stacy:

    The comments are iindividually numbered -- there's a little number to the left of each name. Maybe you can't see them on your browser.

    This one will be comment #98, unless someone beats me to it.

    10.28.04 - 10:11 AM
  • 99. jelene said:

    omg that is like the cutest baby jacket i've ever seen. more leta pics!!! too cute!

    10.28.04 - 10:21 AM
  • 100. Carmalyn said:

    Damn, I always pronounced Leta as Lay-ta!!!!! oh well, I can pronounce Lee-ta. Formor COngressman Chuckles is by far the guy I'm gonna vote for in the 2004 elections!!!! He will make the world right again, potato chips and cheese all around!!!!
    Of France!!!!

    10.28.04 - 10:24 AM
  • 101. Danika said:

    Hmmm nope.. can't see the numbers for the individual posts...

    Thanks gg

    10.28.04 - 10:26 AM
  • 102. ab said:

    Chuckles is the congressman!!! Of France!!!

    10.28.04 - 10:29 AM
  • 103. margaret yang said:

    Eh, my baby is cuter.

    10.28.04 - 10:33 AM
  • 104. Sherri said:

    Leta is just adorable -- it's amazing how her eyes look almost black in some photos.

    And...I used to see the numbers by the individual posts, but I don't see them now.

    Maybe because I'm using I/E now since I'm at work, instead of Mozilla.

    10.28.04 - 10:33 AM
  • 105. aic said:

    She looks like you there Heather.

    10.28.04 - 10:52 AM
  • 106. Sarah said:

    Look at those eyes! What a yummy little Scooter! She looks like her papa, but I bet she'll get writing talent from mama.

    10.28.04 - 10:52 AM
  • 107. Michelle said:

    You are a bold brave woman to dress Miss. Leta in white! Adorable as always.

    10.28.04 - 10:58 AM
  • 108. Lizzie said:

    When I saw the thumbnail photo, I really thought that was a chocolate donut. But I guess that pretty white coat wouldn't be so white if that were the case.

    10.28.04 - 11:12 AM
  • 109. robin said:

    On the clothes post, I love it when I get baby's leg #1 into pair of pants, and as I'm trying to put leg #2 in, leg #1 kicks out! And this goes back and forth until I give up and just put on a onsie. :-)

    10.28.04 - 11:21 AM
  • 110. Danna said:

    Absolutely lovely.

    10.28.04 - 11:22 AM
  • 111. jackie said:

    dude, she's gonna be so bummed when she's old enough to read about poop coming out of her butt -- and then realizes that like a 1000 people read all about it. tank god for the internet, now babies get the humiliation they truly deserve... wee bastards.

    10.28.04 - 11:44 AM
  • 112. CursingMama said:

    Is it intimidating to live in a house with THAT MUCH CUTENESS? I don't know if I could handle it.

    10.28.04 - 11:49 AM
  • 113. Michelle said:

    Can I just say... speaking as a 100% Dooce fan, as someone who cheers when she posts a hater's email address to the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, as someone who would probably totally join the Dooce Fan Club if there was one... I've never really felt the "Chuck's so handsome! And dreamy!" love that happens here sometimes. I suspect it's because I'm a cat person, with my only dog allegiance belonging solely to huskies. I had huskies as a kid and grew up believing that all dogs should be black-and-white. With pointy ears. And fluffy, curling tails.

    However. All that said: those puppy pictures of Chuck are, for real, the cutest goddamned thing I have seen in... well, about 3 weeks, since that day I ran into a guy with a 13-week-old husky puppy at the PetSmart.

    How could someone just abandon such a cute puppy on a park bench? People are so scary.

    10.28.04 - 11:54 AM
  • 114. Anne said:

    In your quest to look past the obvious resemblance to her father and find traces of yourself, have you considered whether Leta has mamasita's bone structure? She may look like Jon, but she's only cute because she's a dainty Jon-girl. Dainty comes from mama!

    10.28.04 - 12:16 PM
  • 115. krissy pants said:

    Baby...cute. Dog...cute.

    Now, onto other matters. I came across a little design quiz comparing the Bush and Kerry campaign logos at Before & After Magazine. Everyone should check it out.

    http://www.bamagazine.com/BushKerry/

    10.28.04 - 12:25 PM
  • 116. Jeff said:

    Oh my GOD, that kid is cute. Look at those eyes, ferchristsake. Are they real??

    Good goin', y'all.

    10.28.04 - 12:26 PM
  • 117. Daniel said:

    My dad does a lot of that "old people" shit, too. He eats sardines. He drinks prune juice. And when a telemarketer calls the house, he actually likes to talk to them -- you know, get to know them. Won't be long before he's spending my inheritance on some kind of insurance quackery or beachfront property in Iowa.

    10.28.04 - 12:31 PM
  • 118. Fran said:

    And I thought it was a hockey puck. Does that make me an honorary Canadian?

    10.28.04 - 12:32 PM
  • 119. Michael said:

    Here's my thing: why is it your daughter always looks like she's starring in the latest rap video? Who does she think she is, Ashanti? (This is TOtally an Ashanti look.)

    10.28.04 - 12:33 PM
  • 120. brandywine said:

    Dooce--my 21 month old adores the pictures of your lil Leta. She fussed when I tried to read some of the comments and her picture was no longer visible. Then she told Leta "It's alright" (first time poster long time reader) hope all is well with you and yours
    Brandi

    10.28.04 - 12:37 PM
  • 121. Lorie said:

    Holy crap, I never thought of turning on the subtitles so I could actually understand a conversation! And all this time I've been doing it the hard way....thanks, Dooce's Dad!

    10.28.04 - 12:38 PM
  • 122. Mari said:

    I've turned on the subtitles for a movie when the accents are difficult to understand, for ex., Gosford Park and Master and Commander, and I'm only 32.

    10.28.04 - 01:04 PM
  • 123. Fujiko said:

    John Kerry for President......of France!!!!

    10.28.04 - 01:10 PM
  • 124. Fujiko said:

    Dammit...
    http://www.starktruth.com/

    10.28.04 - 01:11 PM
  • 125. Kim said:

    OMG, your Chuck adoption story totally made me cry.

    10.28.04 - 01:16 PM
  • 126. Lexa said:

    Fran - I officially anoint thee an honorary Canadian.
    Thankfully though, the object in Leta's mouth was a lens cap as opposed to a hockey puck. Because in Canada, "puck-biter" is just not a term you would want your baby girl to be associated with.

    10.28.04 - 01:22 PM
  • 127. Cristina said:

    NOT only something old people do. I occasionally turn on subtitles too. Go ahead, poke fun.

    I am about to cry. My mailroom at work somehow managed to fuck up my application for voting by mail. Texas never got it. I dont get to vote this year. I feel sick. I know it doesnt really matter--Texas is red whether I vote or not. Still I think the mailroom just broke my heart.

    10.28.04 - 01:30 PM
  • 128. Cristina said:

    guess I vote for Chuck, then.
    not a bad second option...

    10.28.04 - 01:32 PM
  • 129. Kari said:

    *SOB*

    That Chuck story...Oh man, that made me teary.

    10.28.04 - 01:46 PM
  • 130. tabatha said:

    NOO DOOCE!
    Your google ads are now sprouting up Anti-Kerry websites!!!

    10.28.04 - 01:48 PM
  • 131. Alison said:

    Subtitles. Its something that Deaf people do too, and no I'm not that old. 33 isn't is it?

    I'm currently in a hissing fit, because Question Time from Florida is not subtitled.

    Its subtitles to us Brits, captions to you USAers.

    10.28.04 - 01:53 PM
  • 132. Kevin said:

    "Mmmmm.... these Nikon caps are so much tastier than those Canon ones."

    10.28.04 - 02:17 PM
  • 133. Pascale Soleil said:

    Well, now we know why he's named "Chuck..."

    10.28.04 - 02:21 PM
  • 134. DM said:

    I love DVDs just for the fact that there are subtitles. Half the time I don't know what's going on or what someone's name is or what the heck is that guy talking about? Subtitles rock. Of course, I am old (38), according to all my young, hip friends. Do people say hip nowadays? Do they say nowadays?

    10.28.04 - 02:43 PM
  • 135. Dee said:

    Heather --- I am waiting for the dooce sweatshirts be ba available ----- when are they coming?

    Leta looks cuter and cuter in each new pic

    10.28.04 - 03:02 PM
  • 136. Deja said:

    I'm 22 and I ALWAYS watch movies with subtitles. Even movies that I've seen a thousand times. Am I weird? Oh, wait, I'm a democrat... OF FRANCE!

    10.28.04 - 03:02 PM
  • 137. ...of france lady!!! said:

    wow, i'm in advertising and have worked on many national campaigns and have never heard my slogan over and over so many times! i'm flattered, really. go bush.

    god, i'm just asking for it, aren't I?

    but really, it's all in good fun. we're all in this together.

    ...of France!!!! (is that 4?)

    10.28.04 - 03:18 PM
  • 138. Susan said:

    this might be because i'm under a lot of stress right now. it might be because i've ALMOST gotten a dog approximately 5034389 times in the past six months and my boyfriend still won't let me. this might be because i am trembling under the stress of having promised my parents i wouldn't get a dog until i graduated college.
    but i cried big, dweeby, rolling tears over chuck's adoption story.

    10.28.04 - 03:20 PM
  • 139. ...of france lady!!!! said:

    Oh, let me also say that Leta is really beautiful. i know the playdoh fun factory is alarming, but at least you weren't on a beach in front of the whole world like i was when that happened to me. just wait until potty training - that's a whole new adventure. and your dog is FLUFFY soft cute.

    10.28.04 - 03:28 PM
  • 140. Ellen said:

    I expect this comment will never be seen under the pile, but I thought it was amusing that, reading your post about the email that insulted your hair from earlier in the week, this was the text ad at the bottom:

    Heinz or W? You Decide
    You don't support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?

    10.28.04 - 03:32 PM
  • 141. ...of france lady!!!! said:

    OK, I said I LIKED her hair!!!!! I think Dooce is very attractive. The "bitch" comment was not meant for Dooce or anyone! I was loaded and free-typing. OK? Done.I ADORE Dooce's hair. Really I do.

    10.28.04 - 04:07 PM
  • 142. Sarah said:

    Lady, any mother who can even bring a white piece of clothing within a one mile radius of a baby and still have it looking (gasp) white... well, you must be doing a decent job. Just watch out for the emails...you shouldn't let Leta put that in her mouth, she could have a growth spurt, grow a bigger mouth and swallow it. Or she could sell it on eBay and get negative feedback, scarring her for life.

    But in all seriousness, she's just gorgeous.

    10.28.04 - 04:17 PM
  • 143. Taylor said:

    Your baby girl has the most BEAUTIFUL eyes EVER!!!!

    10.28.04 - 04:40 PM
  • 144. Lindsey said:

    Mmmm, Lens Cap.

    10.28.04 - 04:46 PM
  • 145. Anna said:

    she looks like a little snowflake :)

    10.28.04 - 05:15 PM
  • 146. Shmee said:

    While I was reading dooce yesterday, my backyard neighbour was robbed. The room that our computer is in overlooks the neighbour's backyard. In fact, it has three large windows that give a clear view of their yard. The perp tried to jimmy two windows on the back of the house before finally breaking through a basement window...ALL IN THE BACKYARD! That, dooce, shows you how much I enjoy your website.

    10.28.04 - 05:44 PM
  • 147. whatever said:

    It's GANDHI people..not Ghandi.
    It's not that hard I'm sure.
    And he was never part of the UN for God's sake...(re:a comment yday)

    10.28.04 - 05:57 PM
  • 148. kp said:

    Hey! I watch movies with the subtitles so I don't miss anything AND I'M 27!

    Seriously, try it, You have no idea how many lines you're missing--especially during an argument or a scene when they're in traffic...you hear a ton more! And it's required for any English or Scottish accents!

    Hey, of France lady....Shhh. You made your point. Quiet now. Enough. Step away from your keyboard. LET IT GO!

    10.28.04 - 06:13 PM
  • 149. Sabrina said:

    I watch DVDs with the subtitles too! I'm 26. I live with movie talkers so sometimes the only way I know what's going on is by reading the lines.

    Leta is still cute as ever!

    10.28.04 - 06:21 PM
  • 150. Amber said:

    Leta is so beautiful and cute and Chuck! Chuck! awww If he ever COULD have puppies, I'd take one in an instant. No wonder you weren't going to let anyone else take him. awwwww.

    10.28.04 - 06:30 PM
  • 151. Deja said:

    All movie talkers should burn in hell with Republicans and people from France! Anyway, watching the subtitles you can really catch a lot of what you once missed when simply LISTENING to the movie, however I sometimes notice that I'm not even watching the actual picture anymore, just focusing on the dialog and thinking, "Holy shit, he had a daughter? Holy shit, she DIED? Holy shit, someone left him negative feedback on ebay?!"

    10.28.04 - 06:31 PM
  • 152. amy said:

    Today, just for fun (why do I torture myself so??) hubby and I went to the pet store on the way home from the weekly grocery shop (cause that is what you do for fun when you have three kids under 12). There in one of the glass walled pens were two baby chihahauhs. The tan one of the two did little tricks for us.. sat on his bum and waved at me with his paw. Really. Husband told me to stop embarassing him. Puppy waved more.. Puppy then decided if he was going to completely win us over we had to know he was a package deal with his bro and started frolicking with him. I could have puked. Really.

    Husband unamused by $1,200 price tag for the lot and encouraged me to move on (nevermind the fact I already have a shih tzu mutt who I adore and who adores me...) Which sent me to the Chihahua rescue site at ... http://www.chirescue.org/ Hoping someone out there is close/eager enough to enquire about one of their darlings. Me? Still working on hubby...

    10.28.04 - 07:48 PM
  • 153. DeAnn said:

    I admit that I sometimes think I'm getting old WAY too fast, but I often turn on the subtitles so that I don't miss anything. I used to do it even more, but I still do it. And sometimes, if I don't hear something very clearly, I rewind and turn on subtitles and replay. Certain shows need subtitles more than others. Joan of Arcadia can be hard to hear, for instance.

    Oh, and I'm 26. So, you should tell your dad he's in good company. At least I like to think I'm good company!

    10.28.04 - 08:18 PM
  • 154. betty said:

    First I had a TV with a broken sound setting so I could never turn it up above a whisper. Now I always watch TV with the captions on and the sound off or our baby wakes up. I kinda forget that TV has sound and it always seems to be turned up WAY TOO LOUD at anyone else's house.

    10.28.04 - 09:42 PM
  • 155. faith said:

    Thats EXACTLY what I need! A handy baby-shaped camera accessory that removes the lens cap for me.

    10.28.04 - 11:33 PM
  • 156. Gia said:

    You are SO brave to put Leta in a white outfit! I have always wanted to dare to do that but never had the guts. Within 15 seconds my daughter would have that coat looking like it was a Dalmation fur with all the dirt blobs she'd have smeared on it.

    10.29.04 - 01:51 AM
  • 157. Lori said:

    Add another 27 year old watchin' the subtitles... though I have hearing aids for both ears that I don't wear so I SUPPOSE that might have something to do with it...

    10.29.04 - 03:16 AM

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