Drunkenstein smoking a carrot
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Colleen said:
homegrown?
11.08.04 - 05:29 AM / 1liz said:
is it me or does it look like Drunkenstein is wearing earrings? or, rather, an earring.
11.08.04 - 05:32 AM / 2ereed said:
with a sippy cup to to wash that homegrown carrot down.
11.08.04 - 05:32 AM / 3Brooke said:
The thumbnail of this picture scared the crap out of me.
11.08.04 - 05:37 AM / 4Rachel said:
I love the lighting in that picture.
11.08.04 - 05:37 AM / 5Ali said:
My boyfriend was Frankenstein last year... and that, too, morphed into drunkenstein. Since we are bored college students and have nothing better to do, I painted his face green...and as I was the Bride of Frankenstein, my face was white with a bit of blood around my mouth.
By the end of the night the green shit was all over my face because Drunkenstein got a little too friendly.
11.08.04 - 05:37 AM / 6taryn said:
unfiltered carrots give you that nice mellow buzz...
11.08.04 - 05:40 AM / 7brooke r said:
i love that painting in the background. did a friend do it?
11.08.04 - 05:44 AM / 8stella said:
love the sippycup.
11.08.04 - 05:45 AM / 9Em said:
That Frankenstein. He's wacky.
11.08.04 - 05:47 AM / 10kEma said:
I bet Drunkenstein had a few glasses of ...... ummm carrot juice, before taking the picture
Ayyy, scary!
11.08.04 - 05:48 AM / 11Kimberley H. said:
Were you anything for Halloween, Dooce?
11.08.04 - 05:57 AM / 12Human Writes said:
Looks like he's copping a healthy buzz from whatever he was drinking out of that sippy cup in front of him. Was it breastmilk? That shit gets me wasted, too.
11.08.04 - 05:58 AM / 13Alison said:
Lighting / wall colour co-ordination for the carrot plus halloween?!
11.08.04 - 06:05 AM / 14Chris From Ohio said:
There may have been a rap song about this... Rolling down the street, smoking carrots, sipping on sippy cups.
11.08.04 - 06:11 AM / 15TracyDee said:
Nice Halloween coloring... very orange :)
11.08.04 - 06:15 AM / 16Angie said:
It starts with an innocent carrot, but where will it all end? Before you know it he'll be on the hard stuff and selling your family silver for a hit of broccoli.
Just say no!
11.08.04 - 06:17 AM / 17lady quicksilver said:
Chris from Ohio, you just made my monday bright. Laid back...
11.08.04 - 06:22 AM / 18Anita said:
Heather--
I'm a breastfeeding (bf) mom of a 4 month old, and after accidentally misjudging the size of my bodacious tatas I whacked them into a doorjamb this weekend. I'm ready to trade in the D's for my old size A's and never, ever complain again.
I have only known one other woman with smaller breasts than I, she being 5'0 and 95 lbs.
11.08.04 - 06:22 AM / 19Liz said:
So, Drunkenstein is drinking...from Leta's sippy cup?
11.08.04 - 06:22 AM / 20Sherman said:
what is garrison keillor doing in Utah?
11.08.04 - 06:28 AM / 21MrsDoF said:
for Liz at comment 2
I don't think that is an earring. It looks like the bolt thingy that holds on the head of Fr...um..Drunkenstein, and is part of the mask. You know the Original was made of body parts stolen from graves, so they had to hold together somehow.
11.08.04 - 06:29 AM / 22Sue From Ohio said:
Was Drunkenstein (THAT'S DRUNKENSHTEEN!) drinking out of that sippy cup? BAAHAHAHAAA
11.08.04 - 06:37 AM / 23Sue From Ohio said:
Sherman...BAHAHAHAAAAA Good One!!!!
(forgive my negligence in adding this to my previous post....)
11.08.04 - 06:40 AM / 24liminalspace said:
I've seen that pose before... but it was a three-year-old, and it was not "I'm gonna smoke this carrot" but "I'm gonna stick this carrot up my nose unless you come chase me for a little while."
11.08.04 - 07:02 AM / 25shelli said:
I like the sippy cup in the corner, nice composition! :)
11.08.04 - 07:40 AM / 26Krystal said:
highly amusing, those carrots are some strong stuff.
from the thumbnail, I thought you had met William Defoe, oops.
11.08.04 - 07:49 AM / 27MrsDoF said:
Speaking as a former 13-year-old size 34C, admiration would go up several notches for Aunt Heather who acknowledges and bolsters the esteem of the blooming young woman behind the nice knockers. Believe me, her girlfriends and smartass guys have already noticed. She's gonna need a doting Auntie at her side. And I would hope she has a strong Mom on the other.
Whewee, makes me glad we raised sons at our house, and they usually treat their ladies pretty good.
Your family stories are the Best!
11.08.04 - 07:52 AM / 28erin said:
Garrison Keilor...ROTFLMAO!!
11.08.04 - 07:54 AM / 29George Lover said:
Anita-haven't heard the phrase "bodacious tatas" in awhile, but it made me laugh outloud!
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