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Beautiful Blonde Outlet

I don't know who this woman is. But she was dressed as an outlet, and her husband was dressed as a plug. And I really liked her smile.



11.10.2004 Daily Photo comments closed

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  • meg said:

    I was sure by the title that you meant that Utah had a discount shopping center where Mormen could buy beautiful blondes at a good price.

    I still wouldn't count it out as a possibility.

    11.10.04 - 06:43 AM / 1
  • Fish said:

    Meg: There is such a place right next door to Utah. It's called Las Vegas, Nevada.

    11.10.04 - 06:46 AM / 2
  • kris said:

    Lovely pic. How do u get that fuzzy look to your pics..i've wondered if it's ur super camera or photoshop? (not the frosty type look u wrote about before but this blurred out sides type thing or um is this that?)

    11.10.04 - 06:50 AM / 3
  • Em said:

    They are super cute. One might even say ELECTRIC.

    Oy.

    11.10.04 - 06:51 AM / 4
  • Amanda B. said:

    Chris! I know you Did'N! Why you gotta be hatin'?

    11.10.04 - 06:52 AM / 5
  • Em said:

    just noticed someone else used the bad "electric" pun. There are two of us! Eek.

    11.10.04 - 06:52 AM / 6
  • Jean said:

    I love outlets...my favorite is the JCPenney outlet - I find great bargains there. (tweedle-dee)

    11.10.04 - 06:53 AM / 7
  • Amanda said:

    I HATE SHOPPING!!!!!! Especially in any department store, outlet or strip mall. I'd rather die. I'm going to go bang my head on the wall just for thinking about it. AAAHHHHHHHHHH!

    11.10.04 - 06:58 AM / 8
  • Fish said:

    Its best if you use it in context: "Can't get no bling bling cause my babydad is all up in my face wit da and chillin wit his boyz stead of workin'."

    11.10.04 - 07:02 AM / 9
  • red said:

    DOOCE..... was looking through picture archives and stumbled upon one of Jon with a beard. wow, is all i can say. you are one lucky woman.

    11.10.04 - 07:12 AM / 10
  • eddo said:

    Fish- is that really supposed to be black-speak or maybe Ebonics? Hilarious!

    11.10.04 - 07:13 AM / 11
  • Amanda B. said:

    *gasp* I know you didn't just say "black-speak".

    Fish, sup dawg. Master of all Correctness in da hizhouse. Word.

    11.10.04 - 07:19 AM / 12
  • Fish said:

    Eddo: to answer your question, no, it wasn't really.

    11.10.04 - 07:20 AM / 13
  • Katy said:

    Fish -
    I need to see what the master of witty banter looks like.

    11.10.04 - 07:21 AM / 14
  • Fish said:

    Amanda "Vanilla Ice" B's attempt is way worse than mine, anyway.

    I saw the Pixies last night. They were cool.

    11.10.04 - 07:22 AM / 15
  • Fish said:

    Katy: there's pictures of dooce all over this site.

    Yours,
    The ever humble Fish

    11.10.04 - 07:24 AM / 16
  • Jen said:

    I wonder what they're doing currently. That picture makes me feel so grounded.

    11.10.04 - 07:25 AM / 17
  • Fish said:

    Jen wins!

    11.10.04 - 07:26 AM / 18
  • Tracy said:

    Plug Chick's smile seems straight out of a 50's ad - accessorized by a frilly apron and heels, beaming into the open, fully-stocked door of her sparking new Fridgidaire. "I just LOVE the frost-free freezer!"

    11.10.04 - 07:27 AM / 19
  • Amanda B. said:

    *rockin' a mic like a vandal*

    11.10.04 - 07:36 AM / 20
  • Katy said:

    Im talking about you Fish.
    Bring it on!

    11.10.04 - 07:37 AM / 21
  • Megan said:

    My bf made that same costume from scratch last year, we were a hit. She does have a pretty smile. Remidns me of jenny McCarthy.

    11.10.04 - 07:38 AM / 22
  • monkeychick said:

    whoops, someone already made that joke. good one, Fish!

    11.10.04 - 06:30 AM / 23
  • Colleen said:

    I want to know if he was a two-prong or a three-prong.

    11.10.04 - 07:51 AM / 24
  • kim said:

    that is the funniest idea for a couple-costume ever! especially in utah. i guess. genial!

    11.10.04 - 08:00 AM / 25
  • trudie said:

    this was our costume, too! the bottom receptical on the outlet actually has openings for the plug...

    11.10.04 - 08:01 AM / 26
  • Fish said:

    I'm so glad you didn't say Bob Vila.

    I hate that bastard. Especially because of the way he treats Riley.

    11.10.04 - 08:03 AM / 27
  • Bob SF said:

    Latter Daydar!

    HA!

    Kudos to Markalope!

    (That must be the same feeling I get when I get served in an In-n-Out burger here in the Bay Area. Especially before Christmas.)

    11.10.04 - 08:03 AM / 28
  • Fish said:

    There's a gas station two towns over called the "Pump n' Munch."

    11.10.04 - 08:06 AM / 29
  • Sheryl said:

    There's liquor store I drive by sometimes in Peabody MA called Bunghole Liquors. No kidding

    11.10.04 - 08:08 AM / 30
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